Jaime Green
@jaimealyse.bsky.social
Author of THE POSSIBILITY OF LIFE (2023), AT HOME IN THE STARS (202...8??) | series editor of THE BEST AMERICAN SCIENCE AND NATURE WRITING || she/her || jaimegreen.net
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Jaime Green
@jaimealyse.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Beyond thrilled to share that I'm writing my next book, AT HOME IN THE STARS. It's about the human expansion into space and space as a human environment. Think Carl Sagan meets Robert Macfarlane. 🪐✨🧑🚀🌱 If you want updates / news when the book is (someday) out: jaimealyse.behiiv.com
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I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I will no doubt read and enjoy all your very good Nuzzi jokes, but I also want to say earnestly, so many of us (myself included) are on the verge of being pushed out of this industry and it's genuinely so dispiriting to see the worst among us, ethics-wise, get such preferential treatment.
Saying "females" when you mean "women" is gross and weird, but sometimes we need to include girls in the grouping, so "females" is appropriate, like when men in power are sick pedophilic fucks, hope that helps
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Saying "females" when you mean "women" is gross and weird, but sometimes we need to include girls in the grouping, so "females" is appropriate, like when men in power are sick pedophilic fucks, hope that helps
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you know when you're thin-slicing the exact moment where pedophilia ends and ephebophilia begins, you are on the right side of an argument
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
you know when you're thin-slicing the exact moment where pedophilia ends and ephebophilia begins, you are on the right side of an argument
i know every accusation is an admission of guilt, but i can't get over how pizzagate was real, they just had the wrong target
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i know every accusation is an admission of guilt, but i can't get over how pizzagate was real, they just had the wrong target
annoying new author scam dropped, trying to get you to pay to get your book to a book club that does not exist, by way of a really obnoxiously chat-gpt'd email :)
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
annoying new author scam dropped, trying to get you to pay to get your book to a book club that does not exist, by way of a really obnoxiously chat-gpt'd email :)
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to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
Cleaned up my book's Scrivener project, which had accumulated awkwardly from magazine feature to book proposal and now book, I feel like I've powerwashed the inside of my head (good)
never mind that the draft folder is empty
never mind that the draft folder is empty
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Cleaned up my book's Scrivener project, which had accumulated awkwardly from magazine feature to book proposal and now book, I feel like I've powerwashed the inside of my head (good)
never mind that the draft folder is empty
never mind that the draft folder is empty
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Wild that the rumor of such a thing sent a gunman into a DC pizza joint but he's since been killed by police and the entire conspiracy architecture that sent him to Comet is firmly committed to the sex crimes president.
November 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Wild that the rumor of such a thing sent a gunman into a DC pizza joint but he's since been killed by police and the entire conspiracy architecture that sent him to Comet is firmly committed to the sex crimes president.
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If 3I/ATLAS is an alien Trojan horse, then why would there be any anomalies at all? Surely they could dress it up to be identical to our typical comets.
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If 3I/ATLAS is an alien Trojan horse, then why would there be any anomalies at all? Surely they could dress it up to be identical to our typical comets.
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In a couple of days I'm going to open a quick, experimental call for very short, solstitial submissions at @necessaryfiction.com, something I've wanted to do for the past couple of years but didn't quite get it together. Further details TK.
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
In a couple of days I'm going to open a quick, experimental call for very short, solstitial submissions at @necessaryfiction.com, something I've wanted to do for the past couple of years but didn't quite get it together. Further details TK.
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A boomer recently asked me why more “young people” aren’t protesting. I told him that they in fact are, but also that the consequences of even mild protest have changed a LOT since he was in college.
UCPD has charged four UC Berkeley undergrads with *felony vandalism* because they attempted to hang a cardboard bug on Sather Gate.
4 UC Berkeley students arrested on felony vandalism charges for anti-TPUSA art installation
UCPD arrested four students early Monday morning for felony vandalism, according to information from campus administrators.
www.dailycal.org
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
A boomer recently asked me why more “young people” aren’t protesting. I told him that they in fact are, but also that the consequences of even mild protest have changed a LOT since he was in college.
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the ByHeart formula recall makes me physically ill to think about, and also i hope that it doesn't scare anyone away from formula generally ... formula is a miracle!
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
the ByHeart formula recall makes me physically ill to think about, and also i hope that it doesn't scare anyone away from formula generally ... formula is a miracle!
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BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. Baaaats baaaats baaaaaaats baaaats
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. Baaaats baaaats baaaaaaats baaaats
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obviously doesn't change a ton but I do want to note that this article came out six years ago
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
obviously doesn't change a ton but I do want to note that this article came out six years ago
Can anyone who's read Blue Mars tell me when... or if... the painfully tedious building-a-government stuff ends?
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Can anyone who's read Blue Mars tell me when... or if... the painfully tedious building-a-government stuff ends?
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There should be a fiction anthology of Short Kings. Sadly I'm too tall to be included (5' 8.65"), but I think it would be nice for them
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
There should be a fiction anthology of Short Kings. Sadly I'm too tall to be included (5' 8.65"), but I think it would be nice for them
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One of my favorite thing to tell normal people is "Sam Altman also runs a failing business were he scans the eyeballs of people in poorer countries with a device called "the Orb" and puts the data on the blockchain" and watch their heads spin www.businessinsider.com/sam-altman-o...
Sam Altman's eye-scanning Orb startup wants to hit a billion users. It's less than 2% of the way there.
Sam Altman's startup, Tools for Humanity, wants its Orb to scan a billion irises to create a "World ID." Regulators worldwide are sounding the alarm.
www.businessinsider.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
One of my favorite thing to tell normal people is "Sam Altman also runs a failing business were he scans the eyeballs of people in poorer countries with a device called "the Orb" and puts the data on the blockchain" and watch their heads spin www.businessinsider.com/sam-altman-o...
very pleasing thread
Last year, I reviewed every single NBA City Edition hat. I have something special planned for later this month when the new editions drop (watch this space!), but, when I saw New Era release these HARDWOOD CLASSICS hats, I knew I could not stay silent. So, as a prelude, here goes HAT CRITICISM:
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Ok, it's a new day, it's a blue sky, I want to find a very specific niche of the internet. I love hoops, I love hats, and I love writing criticism. I'm going to review all thirty of the 2024-2025 NBA City Edition New Era fitted hats that dropped today. Here goes nothing... 1/x
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
very pleasing thread
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The lesson of an exercise like this is that not all change is progress. Every step the Nuggets take away from this logo is one further step out of the Light of the Lord. They should install stained glass windows with this logo in the Ball Arena. Nikola Jokic should play in a rainbow cassock. 9/x
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The lesson of an exercise like this is that not all change is progress. Every step the Nuggets take away from this logo is one further step out of the Light of the Lord. They should install stained glass windows with this logo in the Ball Arena. Nikola Jokic should play in a rainbow cassock. 9/x
My kid does better making potions out of shampoo and conditioner in the bath
I am obsessed with this guy in the Rancho Gordo FB Group who decided to spend hours working with AI to figure out "the best" bean recipe instead of.....looking at actual recipes
Truly an abomination — and such a good example of how AI tricks us into thinking we can reinvent the wheel with its help
Truly an abomination — and such a good example of how AI tricks us into thinking we can reinvent the wheel with its help
November 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My kid does better making potions out of shampoo and conditioner in the bath
It's Sphere time
Just *looking* at these photos gives me claustrophobia, but cool to see a new habitat in the works! Story by @meharris.bsky.social www.technologyreview.com/2025/11/07/1...
The first new subsea habitat in 40 years is about to launch
Unveiled by the buzzy startup Deep, Vanguard will let teams of scientists live and work on the seabed for a week at a time.
www.technologyreview.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It's Sphere time
you know a bookstore has good vibes when it makes you, a writer, feel *better* rather than worse to be in there (Rough Draft ilu)
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
you know a bookstore has good vibes when it makes you, a writer, feel *better* rather than worse to be in there (Rough Draft ilu)
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don't worry -- the OLD Farmer's Almanac (founded in 1792 with the old timey-cover you see at the grocery store) is still going
Farmers' Almanac says it will cease publication after 208 years, citing financial challenges
Farmers' Almanac says it will cease publication after 208 years, citing financial challenges
A 208-year-old publication that farmers, gardeners and others keen to predict the weather have relied on for guidance will be publishing for the final time.
apnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
don't worry -- the OLD Farmer's Almanac (founded in 1792 with the old timey-cover you see at the grocery store) is still going
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Heroes all around bsky.app/profile/jami...
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Heroes all around bsky.app/profile/jami...
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Glory glory hoagie threw ya glory glory hoagie threw ya
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Glory glory hoagie threw ya glory glory hoagie threw ya