Jacky Blue
@jackyblue.bsky.social
I like snacks. And equal rights for everyone. And justice.
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Siri can you die from acute schadenfreude?
REPUBLICAN MAYOR IN KANSAS FACING DEPORTATION OVER VOTER FRAUD
Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.
Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj
Joe Ceballos, a longtime Republican and small-town mayor in Kansas, is facing felony voter fraud charges and possible deportation from the presidential administration he voted for.
Full story: https://bit.ly/4iwEwYj
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Siri can you die from acute schadenfreude?
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BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.
September 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.
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The comments on this tweet are *chef's kiss*
Also notable: Katie Miller has removed "wife of Stephen M" from her Twitter bio, as well as the Elon rocket from her cover photo
July 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The comments on this tweet are *chef's kiss*
Happy Canada day to all who celebrate
July 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Happy Canada day to all who celebrate
Just when you think things have gone WELL beyond bat shit crazy level...you realize how very, very, very far beyond they've gone
Trump just shared this alarming text from Israeli Ambassador Mike Huckabee, effusively praising him while telling him that no president has been in his position "since Truman in 1945" (when the U.S. dropped the atomic bomb on Japan) & that he "will hear a voice from heaven" telling him what to do.
June 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Just when you think things have gone WELL beyond bat shit crazy level...you realize how very, very, very far beyond they've gone
Brilliant! 😆
In amongst all the excitement I fear many have missed this outstanding bit of trolling by Friedrich Merz.
The Chancellor gifted Trump a gilded framed copy of his grandfather’s German birth certificate... reminding Americans that Trump is both the child and grandchild of migrants.
The Chancellor gifted Trump a gilded framed copy of his grandfather’s German birth certificate... reminding Americans that Trump is both the child and grandchild of migrants.
June 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Brilliant! 😆
May 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I wish there was a Schaudenfreude filter that would block all the anxiety inducing news and only show me stories where the villains are getting what they have coming, so I can have mean-spirited laugh about it.
May 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I wish there was a Schaudenfreude filter that would block all the anxiety inducing news and only show me stories where the villains are getting what they have coming, so I can have mean-spirited laugh about it.
😂
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
😂
This is amazing
May 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is amazing
Leo: Today your scheduled visit by the Bluebird of Happiness will be postponed again and you will instead get a visit from The Pickle of Raging Vengeance.
April 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Busy conducting research to see how many mini reese's cups it takes to either comfort my existential dread or kill me outright.
March 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Busy conducting research to see how many mini reese's cups it takes to either comfort my existential dread or kill me outright.
I DO NOT WANT MY COUNTRY TO ALIGN WITH MOSCOW'S VISION
The Trump administration’s rewrite of decades of U.S. foreign policy on Russia, laid bare in the Oval Office confrontation between President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, is bringing Washington into alignment with Moscow, the Kremlin said Sunday. wapo.st/4kopHrh
March 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I DO NOT WANT MY COUNTRY TO ALIGN WITH MOSCOW'S VISION
👍
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
👍
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Congress wants to know what we think? Looks like we have our assignment!
February 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Congress wants to know what we think? Looks like we have our assignment!
Listening to fox news blasting from the neighbor's apartment, but smiling serenely knowing that it's only a matter of time till the leopards arrive to eat all of her government funded income. 🤷♀️
February 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Listening to fox news blasting from the neighbor's apartment, but smiling serenely knowing that it's only a matter of time till the leopards arrive to eat all of her government funded income. 🤷♀️
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Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later
Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
January 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later
Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
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For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
January 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
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If this gets 100 reposts, we’ll summon a Gast to haunt the world’s billionaires.
January 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If this gets 100 reposts, we’ll summon a Gast to haunt the world’s billionaires.
Hello to all my SR folks! So good to see you all here
January 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hello to all my SR folks! So good to see you all here
@fonzette.bsky.social I retract my recent text. Sometimes it IS the right people 😀
‼️ The Pizzagate/Comet Ping Pong gunman was killed by North Carolina police during a traffic stop last weekend.
‘Pizzagate’ gunman fatally shot by police outside Charlotte in traffic stop
Kannapolis police said Edgar Maddison Welch pointed a gun at officers on Saturday, two of whom then fired at him.
www.newsobserver.com
January 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@fonzette.bsky.social I retract my recent text. Sometimes it IS the right people 😀
The only time I laughed today
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM
The only time I laughed today
Welp. I have officially reached the place where dying too soon is the least of my worries.
November 7, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Welp. I have officially reached the place where dying too soon is the least of my worries.