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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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Charging my Ionia 5 at a Tesla super charging area and there are 6 Teslas and me.
So, basically, 6 people who support fascism and one true patriot who drives a South Korean car.
So, basically, 6 people who support fascism and one true patriot who drives a South Korean car.
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Charging my Ionia 5 at a Tesla super charging area and there are 6 Teslas and me.
So, basically, 6 people who support fascism and one true patriot who drives a South Korean car.
So, basically, 6 people who support fascism and one true patriot who drives a South Korean car.
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's on apt. It's literally on Cargo. It's on DockerHub with ads. It's literally on nuget. You can probably find it on snap. Dude it's on portage. It's a Homebrew original. It's on pacman. You can download it on nixpkgs. You can go to pkgsrc and watch it. Log onto the Windows Store right now.
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
Things economists say
Who doesn't love a little Fiat?
October 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Things economists say
OH MY GOD I LEFT THE OVEN ON
1,300-Year-Old Communion Bread Unearthed in Karaman: A Loaf for the “Farmer Christ” | Ancientist
Farmer Christ revealed in Anatolia: Archaeologists in Karaman, Türkiye, have unearthed 1,300-year-old Communion bread inscribed...
ancientist.com
October 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
OH MY GOD I LEFT THE OVEN ON
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it's crazy that i wake up every day and think "i can't possibly have anything else to say on twitter" and then the US Department of Defense will be like "Our Secretary of Defense has great jeans ☺️"
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
it's crazy that i wake up every day and think "i can't possibly have anything else to say on twitter" and then the US Department of Defense will be like "Our Secretary of Defense has great jeans ☺️"
the hunter and her haul
July 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
the hunter and her haul
AI writing bad
If the text is written by ChatGPT I can almost guarantee it’s 5x as long as it needs to be and overly wordy.
June 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
AI writing bad
Husband: Hey babe, turn on Max
wife: Max? You mean HBO Max right?
husband: HBO Max?
wife: Starting this summer Max is HBO Max
husband: HBO Max huh? I like the sound of that. is anything different?
wife: No.
Husband: I love you so much
wife: i love you too
wife: Max? You mean HBO Max right?
husband: HBO Max?
wife: Starting this summer Max is HBO Max
husband: HBO Max huh? I like the sound of that. is anything different?
wife: No.
Husband: I love you so much
wife: i love you too
May 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Husband: Hey babe, turn on Max
wife: Max? You mean HBO Max right?
husband: HBO Max?
wife: Starting this summer Max is HBO Max
husband: HBO Max huh? I like the sound of that. is anything different?
wife: No.
Husband: I love you so much
wife: i love you too
wife: Max? You mean HBO Max right?
husband: HBO Max?
wife: Starting this summer Max is HBO Max
husband: HBO Max huh? I like the sound of that. is anything different?
wife: No.
Husband: I love you so much
wife: i love you too
They invented the Torment Nexus from that movie The Minority Report
Sam Altman-backed World plans to deploy over 7,000 orbs across US by year end, reaching up to 180 million people. At their own stores and likely cafes and elsewhere too. 4x the number deployed already elsewhere in the world. Assembly will now be in Richardson, Texas
www.wired.com/story/sam-al...
www.wired.com/story/sam-al...
Sam Altman's Eye-Scanning Orb Is Now Coming to the US
At a high-profile event in San Francisco, World announced it is launching a series of Apple-like stores, as well as a partnership with dating giant Match Group.
www.wired.com
May 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
They invented the Torment Nexus from that movie The Minority Report
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why did they call it Conclave and not Pope Fiction
April 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
why did they call it Conclave and not Pope Fiction
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If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
April 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
April 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
we get 60m dollars worth of tea from China every year. baby, they are literally doing a 104% tax on tea in the United States
sure this sounds bad but remember this nation was founded on the principle of cheerfully tolerating large surtaxes on imported goods
April 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
I’m like some sort of reverse Benjamin Button
April 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m like some sort of reverse Benjamin Button
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the podcasting section on Adam Scott’s wikipedia is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
what an absolute nerd
what an absolute nerd
![Podcasting
With Scott Aukerman, Scott is the co-host and co-creator of the Earwolf podcast U Talkin' U2 To Me, launched in February 2014.[32] The series is introduced at the outset of each episode as "the comprehensive and encyclopedic compendium of all things U2," though it generally uses discussion of the band as a jumping off point for improv and absurdist humor. In February 2018, Scott and Aukerman launched another podcast in the same format, this time covering the career and work of the band R.E.M., titled R U Talkin' R.E.M. Re: Me?. A third podcast, R U Talkin' RHCP Re: Me?, debuted in July 2020, in which Scott and Aukerman discuss the Red Hot Chili Peppers; the podcast's format was almost immediately abandoned in favor of discussing Talking Heads and, as of the second episode, was renamed U Talkin' Talking Heads 2 My Talking Head. In September 2023 the show began to focus on discussing the work of Bruce Springsteen, and was renamed U Springin' Springsteen On My Bean?.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xjpi5wbgxxouy66ifiwmd5en/bafkreickqlhnyucjxyioqies6dghkte4mzgbee55yzvg33g5azfssuy4ey@jpeg)
March 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the podcasting section on Adam Scott’s wikipedia is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
what an absolute nerd
what an absolute nerd
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WHO'S HUNGRY NOW, BITCH?
March 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
WHO'S HUNGRY NOW, BITCH?
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Ummmmm
Hegseth: The DOD will be merit based and colorblind. You will be judged on how good you are at your job. Full stop.
March 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Ummmmm