jacob
@jackalopefun.bsky.social
silly man. drum bopper and synth exploder.
if elected i will personally find the guy who invented "remember username and password" boxes that don't work and gouge his eyes out for his abject failure before man and god.
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
if elected i will personally find the guy who invented "remember username and password" boxes that don't work and gouge his eyes out for his abject failure before man and god.
cougar melon camp ? sign me up!
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
cougar melon camp ? sign me up!
i'm playing at a venue one of my favorite musicians owns next week. i'm a lucky motherfucker at the end of the day.
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
i'm playing at a venue one of my favorite musicians owns next week. i'm a lucky motherfucker at the end of the day.
a lady bought one of my band's shirts tonight and asked all of us to sign it. i signed last and she goes "if i was talented i'd want to play drums like you."
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
a lady bought one of my band's shirts tonight and asked all of us to sign it. i signed last and she goes "if i was talented i'd want to play drums like you."
i know not the hour nor day, but a time will come when this image is important.
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i know not the hour nor day, but a time will come when this image is important.
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Hi my band dropped our first single. Please check it out <3 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Witch Hunt by EEK!
Stream and Save Witch Hunt - Distributed by DistroKid
distrokid.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hi my band dropped our first single. Please check it out <3 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
*does something impressive*
put THAT in your pap and smear it
put THAT in your pap and smear it
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*does something impressive*
put THAT in your pap and smear it
put THAT in your pap and smear it
new! an all-pig remake of the disney witch movie called horkus porkus
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
new! an all-pig remake of the disney witch movie called horkus porkus
probably very frustrating to try to exist in a creative community in the area while hating me because i pop up everywhere lol. and i'll keep doing it!!! your hobby is next bitch!!! i'll get into crochet motherfucker don't test me!!!
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
probably very frustrating to try to exist in a creative community in the area while hating me because i pop up everywhere lol. and i'll keep doing it!!! your hobby is next bitch!!! i'll get into crochet motherfucker don't test me!!!
I SAW YOU CRYIN ON HALLOWEEN
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I SAW YOU CRYIN ON HALLOWEEN
john motherfuckin haywood told me i sounded good tonight. y'all can't tell me shit from now on.
October 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
john motherfuckin haywood told me i sounded good tonight. y'all can't tell me shit from now on.
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here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands
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I just want us to be the Mariah Carey of pumpkins.
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I just want us to be the Mariah Carey of pumpkins.
where were you the day the changed the youtube desktop UI
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
where were you the day the changed the youtube desktop UI
i can't believe how consistently LLMs still use "it wasn't ____, it was ____. three times in one post!!!
oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.
oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i can't believe how consistently LLMs still use "it wasn't ____, it was ____. three times in one post!!!
oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.
oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.
they call me sweat midler
October 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
they call me sweat midler
breaking news: i keep reading this post to the tune of all the small things
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
breaking news: i keep reading this post to the tune of all the small things
tired: sperm count
wired: cum vampire
wired: cum vampire
October 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
tired: sperm count
wired: cum vampire
wired: cum vampire
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
call me buster skeetin the way i nut and fall out a window or something. i dunno man
October 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
call me buster skeetin the way i nut and fall out a window or something. i dunno man
it's a shame the connotation "groomer" has taken on nowadays. like here i am trying to flirt on roblox and people keep asking me to trim their goddamn dogs nails
October 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
it's a shame the connotation "groomer" has taken on nowadays. like here i am trying to flirt on roblox and people keep asking me to trim their goddamn dogs nails
i called a grown man a goober in anger today and i can't make up my mind if that's the most or least devastating thing to call someone.
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i called a grown man a goober in anger today and i can't make up my mind if that's the most or least devastating thing to call someone.
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rip to an unbelievable artist youtu.be/T3CunfPYkME?...
D'Angelo and The Vanguard - The Charade (Audio)
YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
rip to an unbelievable artist youtu.be/T3CunfPYkME?...
ozzy and d'angelo in the same year. i just saw the two wolves inside me put down execution style.
October 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
ozzy and d'angelo in the same year. i just saw the two wolves inside me put down execution style.
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So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan:
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?
Hulk Hogan:
Hulk Hogan: