jacob
@jackalopefun.bsky.social
silly man. drum bopper and synth exploder.
a lady bought one of my band's shirts tonight and asked all of us to sign it. i signed last and she goes "if i was talented i'd want to play drums like you."
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
a lady bought one of my band's shirts tonight and asked all of us to sign it. i signed last and she goes "if i was talented i'd want to play drums like you."
i know not the hour nor day, but a time will come when this image is important.
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i know not the hour nor day, but a time will come when this image is important.
i can't believe how consistently LLMs still use "it wasn't ____, it was ____. three times in one post!!!
oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.
oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.
October 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i can't believe how consistently LLMs still use "it wasn't ____, it was ____. three times in one post!!!
oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.
oh also this is a horrible grifter man who has little tiny baby fingies that can't type their own words.
breaking news: i keep reading this post to the tune of all the small things
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
breaking news: i keep reading this post to the tune of all the small things
my wild theory is that if you fired every cop who does this little maneuver, police corruption would drop by 70% overnight
September 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
my wild theory is that if you fired every cop who does this little maneuver, police corruption would drop by 70% overnight
instead let's try a gun directly in my favorite mouth
August 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
instead let's try a gun directly in my favorite mouth
weird angles be damned that boy loves playing drums
August 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
weird angles be damned that boy loves playing drums
reject modernity embrace tradition
August 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
reject modernity embrace tradition
why are there two documentarians named like this. is this allowed?
August 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
why are there two documentarians named like this. is this allowed?
keep fucking around and you'll be meeting scope leo XIV
August 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
keep fucking around and you'll be meeting scope leo XIV
numerous problems here but mainly: you don't key someone's car while they're in it?????
March 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
numerous problems here but mainly: you don't key someone's car while they're in it?????
"why is my neighbor's rooster so fucking loud this morning?"
"Oh"
"Oh"
March 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"why is my neighbor's rooster so fucking loud this morning?"
"Oh"
"Oh"
walked outside this morning after all the wind last night and saw this. isn't this a little on the nose, god?
March 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
walked outside this morning after all the wind last night and saw this. isn't this a little on the nose, god?
3 years ago abby and i met a mystery guitar man with a portable stage on top of his car.
March 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
3 years ago abby and i met a mystery guitar man with a portable stage on top of his car.
