jacob
@jackalopefun.bsky.social
silly man. drum bopper and synth exploder.
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I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.
Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.
A lot of y'all clearly have no idea how many pounds of fentanyl a child can keep under a beanie and it shows. Glad we're getting these hardened criminals out of here. I feel safe when I go to walmart to lick the magazines now.
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
A lot of y'all clearly have no idea how many pounds of fentanyl a child can keep under a beanie and it shows. Glad we're getting these hardened criminals out of here. I feel safe when I go to walmart to lick the magazines now.
i'm sure the government has already permafucked the food supply and we'll catch the real effects from that in a year or two but i want to make one thing clear: i refuse to be killed by food. it will not happen to me. lack of food? sure. but no goddamn leaf of lettuce will be the end of me.
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
i'm sure the government has already permafucked the food supply and we'll catch the real effects from that in a year or two but i want to make one thing clear: i refuse to be killed by food. it will not happen to me. lack of food? sure. but no goddamn leaf of lettuce will be the end of me.
world may suck but both my main music projects are firing on all fuckin cylinders baby. banger after banger after banger.
January 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
world may suck but both my main music projects are firing on all fuckin cylinders baby. banger after banger after banger.
my "oh this is all horseshit" moment about religion happened when i wanted to move away for a christian college and felt with *everything* in me that god was calling me to do it. i explained that to my dad "i think this is what god wants me to do" and he said "no he doesn't" lmao
January 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
my "oh this is all horseshit" moment about religion happened when i wanted to move away for a christian college and felt with *everything* in me that god was calling me to do it. i explained that to my dad "i think this is what god wants me to do" and he said "no he doesn't" lmao
do conservative catholics not know that conservative protestants fucking hate them? a pastor dropped the banger "there's no hope in the pope" completely unprompted like 5 times at my GRANDPA'S FUNERAL.
January 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
do conservative catholics not know that conservative protestants fucking hate them? a pastor dropped the banger "there's no hope in the pope" completely unprompted like 5 times at my GRANDPA'S FUNERAL.
time for a nice hot horm and cheese
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM
time for a nice hot horm and cheese
every time i see another new ghoul in government it's always some sickly looking limpy fuck who looks like he was just told "unfortunately sir you can not work at this mortuary. you are far too creepy."
January 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
every time i see another new ghoul in government it's always some sickly looking limpy fuck who looks like he was just told "unfortunately sir you can not work at this mortuary. you are far too creepy."
i will give anyone $300 to make sure i never see the word "vibe" again. and no you can't kill me i've already tried.
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
i will give anyone $300 to make sure i never see the word "vibe" again. and no you can't kill me i've already tried.
love watching conservatives cheer for iran as if they wouldn't just try to order ARROWS CON POLO if they saw an iranian
January 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
love watching conservatives cheer for iran as if they wouldn't just try to order ARROWS CON POLO if they saw an iranian
presented without commentary
January 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
presented without commentary
gonna start pronouncing ralph stanley like ralph fiennes to destabilize the local economy
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 AM
gonna start pronouncing ralph stanley like ralph fiennes to destabilize the local economy
these brave buddhist monks walking for peace just came to my house and kicked my fucking ass
January 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
these brave buddhist monks walking for peace just came to my house and kicked my fucking ass
"we have to stop being left or right and start being human <3" yeah we get it melissa you married a republican.
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
"we have to stop being left or right and start being human <3" yeah we get it melissa you married a republican.
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it is important to remember : they do not have enough people to make this work out for them. they are struggling to recruit. they are getting ostracized in their daily lives. Americans hate them.
A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway
They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
it is important to remember : they do not have enough people to make this work out for them. they are struggling to recruit. they are getting ostracized in their daily lives. Americans hate them.
can't wait until next time i have my camera in public and some guy who's biggest challenge in life is finding what crayons taste the best sees a vaguely cylindrical object as a portable sharia law generating wmd and mag dumps into my face
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
can't wait until next time i have my camera in public and some guy who's biggest challenge in life is finding what crayons taste the best sees a vaguely cylindrical object as a portable sharia law generating wmd and mag dumps into my face
would be a real shame if everyone went to this ice recruitment subreddit and told them to google budd dwyer for inspiration
.reddit.com/r/ICE_ERO/
.reddit.com/r/ICE_ERO/
ICE_ERO • r/ICE_ERO
*This is a unofficial forum for current Deportation Officers, prospective applicants and retired Deportation Officers to have a platform for...
old.reddit.com
January 10, 2026 at 1:07 PM
would be a real shame if everyone went to this ice recruitment subreddit and told them to google budd dwyer for inspiration
.reddit.com/r/ICE_ERO/
.reddit.com/r/ICE_ERO/
honestly? pretty cool they made new episodes of the pitt and jujutsu kaisen just for my birthday
January 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
honestly? pretty cool they made new episodes of the pitt and jujutsu kaisen just for my birthday
normally I get to be awake for a while before the spiraling starts but I guess we're jumping straight there today baby!
January 7, 2026 at 3:42 PM
normally I get to be awake for a while before the spiraling starts but I guess we're jumping straight there today baby!
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year of the goorse
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
year of the goorse
exorcists concluding the ritual be like "see? no evil."
January 3, 2026 at 1:08 AM
exorcists concluding the ritual be like "see? no evil."
rough 2025? just keep the old adage in mind:
25--rhymes with hive: bees will eat you alive!
26--rhymes with dicks: it's *not* the year for tricks.
we're all gonna be just fine
25--rhymes with hive: bees will eat you alive!
26--rhymes with dicks: it's *not* the year for tricks.
we're all gonna be just fine
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 AM
rough 2025? just keep the old adage in mind:
25--rhymes with hive: bees will eat you alive!
26--rhymes with dicks: it's *not* the year for tricks.
we're all gonna be just fine
25--rhymes with hive: bees will eat you alive!
26--rhymes with dicks: it's *not* the year for tricks.
we're all gonna be just fine
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Getting sucked off by a meteorologist call that sloppy doppy
January 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Getting sucked off by a meteorologist call that sloppy doppy
local concert venue installs new mirrored walls. audiences are beside themselves.
December 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
local concert venue installs new mirrored walls. audiences are beside themselves.
at&t don't like it
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December 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
at&t don't like it
mock the chatbot
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