This one goes out to all my #jonasbrothers heads out there
Jingle bells
Kevin smells
Joe laid an egg
The Jonasmobile lost its wheel
And nick laid an egg
Just something to give everyone a little bit of Christmas cheer, or whatever holiday you celebrate
Jingle bells
Kevin smells
Joe laid an egg
The Jonasmobile lost its wheel
And nick laid an egg
Just something to give everyone a little bit of Christmas cheer, or whatever holiday you celebrate
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This one goes out to all my #jonasbrothers heads out there
Jingle bells
Kevin smells
Joe laid an egg
The Jonasmobile lost its wheel
And nick laid an egg
Just something to give everyone a little bit of Christmas cheer, or whatever holiday you celebrate
Jingle bells
Kevin smells
Joe laid an egg
The Jonasmobile lost its wheel
And nick laid an egg
Just something to give everyone a little bit of Christmas cheer, or whatever holiday you celebrate
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a lady bought one of my band's shirts tonight and asked all of us to sign it. i signed last and she goes "if i was talented i'd want to play drums like you."
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
a lady bought one of my band's shirts tonight and asked all of us to sign it. i signed last and she goes "if i was talented i'd want to play drums like you."
I know a werewolf going crazy rn
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I know a werewolf going crazy rn
Imagine a horse winning the Kentucky derby named osama bin laden
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Imagine a horse winning the Kentucky derby named osama bin laden
I have no brand loyalty. I swap between Coke and Pepsi at the drop of a hat. I let the wind tell me if I’m going to food city or Walmart. Nothing matters.
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I have no brand loyalty. I swap between Coke and Pepsi at the drop of a hat. I let the wind tell me if I’m going to food city or Walmart. Nothing matters.
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the third highest rookie debut point total in NBA history. 📈
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
the third highest rookie debut point total in NBA history. 📈
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With 34 points tonight, 76ers G VJ Edgecombe scored the third most for a player in their career debut and the MOST SINCE Wilt Chamberlain in 1959 🤯
🔥 Wilt Chamberlain: 43 PTS (Oct. 24, 1959)
🔥 Frank Selvy: 35 PTS (Nov. 30, 1954)
🔥 VJ Edgecombe: 34 PTS in 2025 (tonight)
🔥 Wilt Chamberlain: 43 PTS (Oct. 24, 1959)
🔥 Frank Selvy: 35 PTS (Nov. 30, 1954)
🔥 VJ Edgecombe: 34 PTS in 2025 (tonight)
October 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
With 34 points tonight, 76ers G VJ Edgecombe scored the third most for a player in their career debut and the MOST SINCE Wilt Chamberlain in 1959 🤯
🔥 Wilt Chamberlain: 43 PTS (Oct. 24, 1959)
🔥 Frank Selvy: 35 PTS (Nov. 30, 1954)
🔥 VJ Edgecombe: 34 PTS in 2025 (tonight)
🔥 Wilt Chamberlain: 43 PTS (Oct. 24, 1959)
🔥 Frank Selvy: 35 PTS (Nov. 30, 1954)
🔥 VJ Edgecombe: 34 PTS in 2025 (tonight)
*eminem voice* I’m beginning to feel like a cat dog
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
*eminem voice* I’m beginning to feel like a cat dog
Y’all wanna parlay with me now that I’m captain of this vessel but where were you when I was swabbing the poop deck
September 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Y’all wanna parlay with me now that I’m captain of this vessel but where were you when I was swabbing the poop deck
See previous (im hurt again)
From ESPN's Tim Bontemps:
Philadelphia 76ers guard Jared McCain suffered a UCL tear in his right thumb during a workout today, sources told ESPN. He and the team are working with specialists to decide how they will proceed, sources said.
Philadelphia 76ers guard Jared McCain suffered a UCL tear in his right thumb during a workout today, sources told ESPN. He and the team are working with specialists to decide how they will proceed, sources said.
September 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
See previous (im hurt again)
I’m ready to get hurt again
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m ready to get hurt again
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🗣 WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES, TOPPER!
September 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
🗣 WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES, TOPPER!
Dating someone who wears meundies is crazy it’s like damn you really were listening to podcasts in 2014
September 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Dating someone who wears meundies is crazy it’s like damn you really were listening to podcasts in 2014
Ducks have a breader kink
September 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ducks have a breader kink
Guy who starts the fantasy football draft with a land acknowledgement
August 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Guy who starts the fantasy football draft with a land acknowledgement
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reject modernity embrace tradition
August 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
reject modernity embrace tradition
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wait, whats that? by gawd thats the devils entrance music!
July 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
wait, whats that? by gawd thats the devils entrance music!
Guy with a foot fetish who constantly crashes his car so the tow truck will come
July 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Guy with a foot fetish who constantly crashes his car so the tow truck will come
Invented a new sandwich called the devils cigar which is just a flatbread rolled up with a bunch of pimento cheese and chili crisp. It’s fine
July 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Invented a new sandwich called the devils cigar which is just a flatbread rolled up with a bunch of pimento cheese and chili crisp. It’s fine
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The players with a clear message during warmups.
July 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The players with a clear message during warmups.
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I made my local newspaper last week, my band was mentioned in it this week. EEK! is on the rise!!
July 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I made my local newspaper last week, my band was mentioned in it this week. EEK! is on the rise!!
Sharks watching food porn be like oh my god I’m about to chum
July 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Sharks watching food porn be like oh my god I’m about to chum
Ate a single drop of red 40 and I’m hearing the voices again
July 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ate a single drop of red 40 and I’m hearing the voices again
Call the poolice we’ve got an active tooter situation
July 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Call the poolice we’ve got an active tooter situation