agent jabsco
@jabsco.fda.fbi.cia.fyi
just a paranormal guy taking life one step beyond time // "A true agent of chaos" - s.e. smith // correct this account if you find it mistaken // pronouns: classified // https://thereisnocia.com
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One of the many conspiracy theories I’ve been giving serious thought lately is that country stations have fewer commercials because they’re government funded psyops to promote nationalism
August 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
One of the many conspiracy theories I’ve been giving serious thought lately is that country stations have fewer commercials because they’re government funded psyops to promote nationalism
time travel's fake btw. cannot emphasize this enough
August 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
time travel's fake btw. cannot emphasize this enough
this movie fuckin rules tbqh. its like if you made a whole movie out of Command And Conquer cutscenes
War of the Worlds (2025) is the film America deserves. we deserve much worse but this is a good start, this being something our culture can produce and then inflict upon ourselves
August 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
this movie fuckin rules tbqh. its like if you made a whole movie out of Command And Conquer cutscenes
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LMAO according to this companies haven’t replaced you because they’re ‘fearful’ of the ‘political reaction’. If they really believed AI can do all these jobs they’d pull the trigger. They don’t BECAUSE IT CAN’T
apple.news/AzOb_AoUSS6a...
apple.news/AzOb_AoUSS6a...
August 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
LMAO according to this companies haven’t replaced you because they’re ‘fearful’ of the ‘political reaction’. If they really believed AI can do all these jobs they’d pull the trigger. They don’t BECAUSE IT CAN’T
apple.news/AzOb_AoUSS6a...
apple.news/AzOb_AoUSS6a...
every time one of the fake alt government accounts has a massive public crash out I add another agency to the handle
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
every time one of the fake alt government accounts has a massive public crash out I add another agency to the handle
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listen, this is a public forum monitored by law enforcement. posting about ska might be fun but those ‘jokes’ could follow you forever.
June 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
listen, this is a public forum monitored by law enforcement. posting about ska might be fun but those ‘jokes’ could follow you forever.
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January 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
fuck it
January 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
fuck it
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like and repost if you’re a fed guys we need to get to the bottom of this
December 16, 2024 at 6:13 AM
like and repost if you’re a fed guys we need to get to the bottom of this
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Remember where you were for the first Coupsky?
coupsky was lit today, this is true
December 3, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Remember where you were for the first Coupsky?
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learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
March 7, 2024 at 6:12 PM
learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
yeag
I sorta hope the small, cool, incredibly hard-working team over here is ready for what it means to become a full-on culture war target. Like Jay should be thinking hard about personal opsec.
November 23, 2024 at 2:37 PM
yeag
"GOP" stands for "Grand Old Psyop"
November 1, 2024 at 10:21 AM
"GOP" stands for "Grand Old Psyop"
hey now. some of this world's best work has come from failed states
in a matter of days we’re having an election where one of the candidates attempted a coup lol. i can’t get over how preposterous it is. failed state.
October 25, 2024 at 4:33 AM
hey now. some of this world's best work has come from failed states
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #47,122. I was also number ██,███, number ██,███, number ███,███, and number ███,███, but we don't talk about that
September 16, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #47,122. I was also number ██,███, number ██,███, number ███,███, and number ███,███, but we don't talk about that
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The big accounts you hope notice your edgy posts about Trump won't see them, but the Secret Service will and they will call you to tell you they're funny and good and privately they agree with u
July 14, 2024 at 12:53 AM
The big accounts you hope notice your edgy posts about Trump won't see them, but the Secret Service will and they will call you to tell you they're funny and good and privately they agree with u
I highly encourage everyone on here to post about any and all work you have done toward assassinating any current or former president, ideally with identifying information and a contact address for followups
before you criticize this person for their aim, what have you done to assassinate him?
July 13, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I highly encourage everyone on here to post about any and all work you have done toward assassinating any current or former president, ideally with identifying information and a contact address for followups
I go undercover for *barely two months* and all this happens
July 2, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I go undercover for *barely two months* and all this happens
remember: potatoes should work for *you*, not the other way around
Looking up old penguin books and realizing I absolutely must read “The Potato-Master or Servant?” by Redcliffe N. Salaman
May 4, 2024 at 12:00 AM
remember: potatoes should work for *you*, not the other way around
Black Mirror episode premise: getting ratioed in the DMs
Ratios of DMs?
May 3, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Black Mirror episode premise: getting ratioed in the DMs
modders, you know what to do
The Outer Worlds once had an incredible secret ending that was cut for pushing the limits of 'too horny'
"Assume the position, Charles."
www.pcgamer.com
May 3, 2024 at 11:28 PM
modders, you know what to do