Stephanie goes by Stephanie
@pagnificent.bsky.social
Verified goddamn delight. Will not understand your jokes.
My moral philosophy is Dog.
Known for typos. I don’t care. Read through them
One day, men will stop mansplaining wine to me. Make today that day.
https://throne.com/pagnificent
My moral philosophy is Dog.
Known for typos. I don’t care. Read through them
One day, men will stop mansplaining wine to me. Make today that day.
https://throne.com/pagnificent
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I called my boss’ dog perfect and he said no, he’s doing better but he’s not perfect. And I should have just quit then and there.
January 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I called my boss’ dog perfect and he said no, he’s doing better but he’s not perfect. And I should have just quit then and there.
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If any media outlets want to discuss the changes to the childhood vaccination schedule posted by HHS my DMs are open and I have opinions.
Thomas A. Nguyen, DO
Children's Physicians, Inc
Associate Professor of Pediatrics OU-HCOM
www.hhs.gov/childhood-im...
Thomas A. Nguyen, DO
Children's Physicians, Inc
Associate Professor of Pediatrics OU-HCOM
www.hhs.gov/childhood-im...
www.hhs.gov
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
If any media outlets want to discuss the changes to the childhood vaccination schedule posted by HHS my DMs are open and I have opinions.
Thomas A. Nguyen, DO
Children's Physicians, Inc
Associate Professor of Pediatrics OU-HCOM
www.hhs.gov/childhood-im...
Thomas A. Nguyen, DO
Children's Physicians, Inc
Associate Professor of Pediatrics OU-HCOM
www.hhs.gov/childhood-im...
I wish I could take a picture of how much space these dogs are taking on the bed versus now much I’m taking
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I wish I could take a picture of how much space these dogs are taking on the bed versus now much I’m taking
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Hey, quick show of hands, how about if we don’t do tomorrow.
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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It’s just occurred to me that I religiously get my flu shot because I have a very bad immune system and I got sick right after traveling in December and it was sort of up and down but not bad by any means. So, if you haven’t gotten your flu shot. Do, is my suggestion.
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 AM
It’s just occurred to me that I religiously get my flu shot because I have a very bad immune system and I got sick right after traveling in December and it was sort of up and down but not bad by any means. So, if you haven’t gotten your flu shot. Do, is my suggestion.
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Taurus: You will live like a king this year. Isolated, paranoid, never sure if anyone’s affections are genuine.
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Taurus: You will live like a king this year. Isolated, paranoid, never sure if anyone’s affections are genuine.
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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
March 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
I miss my perfect babydog
January 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I miss my perfect babydog
Winona Ryder is very annoying in this show
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Winona Ryder is very annoying in this show
Man. Weekends are so fucking short
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Man. Weekends are so fucking short
So much of makeup is just drawing straight lines
January 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
So much of makeup is just drawing straight lines
I only found out tonight that John Bonham’s son went on to play…like a lot… with the remaining members of Led Zeppelin and I won’t be available for the rest of the weekend.
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I only found out tonight that John Bonham’s son went on to play…like a lot… with the remaining members of Led Zeppelin and I won’t be available for the rest of the weekend.
Ohhhh I picked a good time to go down a youtube singer rabbit hole
January 3, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Ohhhh I picked a good time to go down a youtube singer rabbit hole
Why can’t I dream about the met
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Why can’t I dream about the met
I’m going to kill you with my witch magic
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I’m going to kill you with my witch magic
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if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic
The greatest thing ever
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
The greatest thing ever
Roomba. You are so fucking loud
January 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Roomba. You are so fucking loud
There will never be a white man in the world who thinks he only needs 15 minutes to speak.
January 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
There will never be a white man in the world who thinks he only needs 15 minutes to speak.
One of my sweet spaniels has an ear infection. Poor guy
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
One of my sweet spaniels has an ear infection. Poor guy
This what was the thing that almost killed you post is giving me weird feelings. I haven’t seen any “[own name here]” or like “my dad” and it’s just making me feel like people are lying
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
This what was the thing that almost killed you post is giving me weird feelings. I haven’t seen any “[own name here]” or like “my dad” and it’s just making me feel like people are lying
My neighbor and his stupid loud car woke me up twice. So now I’m contemplating when he will croak because I would just be pleased if it were sooner rather than later.
January 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
My neighbor and his stupid loud car woke me up twice. So now I’m contemplating when he will croak because I would just be pleased if it were sooner rather than later.
I felt okay for a couple days. And that’s all cured by even looking at work again
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 AM
I felt okay for a couple days. And that’s all cured by even looking at work again