Stephanie goes by Stephanie
@pagnificent.bsky.social
Verified goddamn delight. Will not understand your jokes.
My moral philosophy is Dog.
Known for typos. I don’t care. Read through them
One day, men will stop mansplaining wine to me. Make today that day.
https://throne.com/pagnificent
My moral philosophy is Dog.
Known for typos. I don’t care. Read through them
One day, men will stop mansplaining wine to me. Make today that day.
https://throne.com/pagnificent
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Look at this succession. Give Josh a hand
one week so far of consistent gym-going, please clap
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Look at this succession. Give Josh a hand
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If you’re someone with an autoimmune disorder who has trouble getting your methotrexate filled in a state with tough abortion laws, please email me at jmetraux@motherjones.com.
January 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
If you’re someone with an autoimmune disorder who has trouble getting your methotrexate filled in a state with tough abortion laws, please email me at jmetraux@motherjones.com.
Google sheets is an inferior product
January 28, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Google sheets is an inferior product
A Stephanie PSA: if I have saved one of your posts, no I haven’t. I didn’t mean to. I have fat thumbs. I don’t care enough to save anything. I hope you can take this an internalize it, so when you wonder, hmm wonder what she’s up to. The answer is *nothing*
January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
A Stephanie PSA: if I have saved one of your posts, no I haven’t. I didn’t mean to. I have fat thumbs. I don’t care enough to save anything. I hope you can take this an internalize it, so when you wonder, hmm wonder what she’s up to. The answer is *nothing*
I want pizza. But I have food in the house. So I should not waste money on pizza.
January 27, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I want pizza. But I have food in the house. So I should not waste money on pizza.
Of course I get called for jury duty the one time I can’t actually go. Put me on a jury! Just not this month!
January 27, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Of course I get called for jury duty the one time I can’t actually go. Put me on a jury! Just not this month!
It is absolutely possible to say that you don’t give a shit about Kanye west, don’t accept his apology, dont like him, don’t believe him or anything else without demonizing an entire population of bipolar folks.
January 27, 2026 at 8:56 AM
It is absolutely possible to say that you don’t give a shit about Kanye west, don’t accept his apology, dont like him, don’t believe him or anything else without demonizing an entire population of bipolar folks.
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I miss Lucy
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I miss Lucy
I’ve decided that I’m done crying about humans. I cry about Lucy and that’s it.
If you make me cry you must simply not exist anymore
If you make me cry you must simply not exist anymore
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I’ve decided that I’m done crying about humans. I cry about Lucy and that’s it.
If you make me cry you must simply not exist anymore
If you make me cry you must simply not exist anymore
If I weren’t so well medicated I would have blocked every single one of you
I am cranky. You should all unfollow me
January 26, 2026 at 9:12 AM
If I weren’t so well medicated I would have blocked every single one of you
How is it possible that half of the main d20 cast members have a gluten allergy?!
January 26, 2026 at 7:02 AM
How is it possible that half of the main d20 cast members have a gluten allergy?!
Not at all ironically, second place is next best. But, you do need some experience with the players to get it.
Escape the green room is the best gamechanger episode.
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Not at all ironically, second place is next best. But, you do need some experience with the players to get it.
I’ve never wanted to work in tv, @dropout.tv makes me genuinely want to learn any skill so that I can
January 26, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I’ve never wanted to work in tv, @dropout.tv makes me genuinely want to learn any skill so that I can
Burritos are a perfect food
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Burritos are a perfect food
y'all I have successfully internet submerged myself into feeling better.
My therapist would be so proud*
My therapist would be so proud*
January 26, 2026 at 5:07 AM
y'all I have successfully internet submerged myself into feeling better.
My therapist would be so proud*
My therapist would be so proud*
Escape the green room is the best gamechanger episode.
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Escape the green room is the best gamechanger episode.
Everyone look at @tangylion.bsky.social’s pfp. She’s such a cute snow angel
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Everyone look at @tangylion.bsky.social’s pfp. She’s such a cute snow angel
This also helped
January 25, 2026 at 11:51 PM
This also helped
Sophie’s snow angel helped.
I made a snow angel
January 25, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Sophie’s snow angel helped.
YouTube nonsense will pull me out of this mood surely.
1 hour later
I think it’s worse
1 hour later
I think it’s worse
January 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
YouTube nonsense will pull me out of this mood surely.
1 hour later
I think it’s worse
1 hour later
I think it’s worse
I am cranky. You should all unfollow me
January 25, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I am cranky. You should all unfollow me
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Patch alert! He must have made a New Year’s resolution to swim laps to lose weight. Made it across and back twice. Keep at it, bud.
January 25, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Patch alert! He must have made a New Year’s resolution to swim laps to lose weight. Made it across and back twice. Keep at it, bud.
Deciding to just sleep off
Everything
Everything
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Deciding to just sleep off
Everything
Everything
I’m so fucking frustrated
January 25, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I’m so fucking frustrated