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It’s harder than it looks, judging covers by the book. INFP. 守破離.

Fanute the coupe through the post, dog.
“And so I told her that she let that nigga Terry Bone and I KNOW I look better than that nigga”
Action shot for ya boy
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Every time I see shit like this my first thought is anger because it did not have to be this way. We did not have to get here.

America hates Black people and Brown immigrants so much that it elected leadership who would do this:
Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.

Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:
In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Lakers getting fondled on national TV smh
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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This is unfortunately a good point
America covering up for pedophile politicians is a feature - Not a bug.

Re: Thomas Jefferson
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Nevada: Too heavily regulated for online sports betting companies. 😳
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Tarik Skubal being a white man would be shocking if not for him winning a Cy Young lol. David Price was the last one if I’m not mistaken. 2012 lol
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I think this helpfully confirms the notion that the end of the filibuster was a big motivator for the eight Dems.
Heaven forbid the Republicans get rid of the filibuster…
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Again, maybe what the takeaway we should have from political reporter after political reporter not just getting chummy w ppl like Trump or Epstein (or RFK Jr 👀) but actively running interference for them—either in their coverage or privately—is that its an industry full of ppl that are Bad Actually™️
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
November 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Nico Harrison may actually be Sonny Vacarro’s Bizzaro
Nico Harrison's firing had me thinking about how he could've just stayed at Nike making something like 2 mil a year and never giving anyone a reason to be mad at him and then I remembered how bad he fucked up there too
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Been tryna figure out why my clothes have gotten looser, but my weight has remained largely static and I just noticed my legs are way bigger and more toned than I’m used to lol
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Oh…it’s happening
Japanese giant SoftBank said Tuesday it has sold its entire stake in tech giant Nvidia for $5.83 billion.

Click here to read more: https://cnb.cx/49LCIs8
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I’ll never understand teams down 8, going for 2 instead of the XP lol. It’s so damn stupid
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Bryce just threw up a Crunchwrap supreme
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Is RGIII writing for Romo now?
Details
Toughness
and they
Finish

???
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Personally, I try to actively participate in the downfalls of my enemies
Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Let's absolutely go lmaoooo
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Every once in a while, I remember Raekwon having a crew called the “American Cream Team” and I just find that hilarious based on how “cream” is used on social media. Somebody do that today & ppl gon assume they on some freakbullery lmao
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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They don’t because they can’t read
I don’t think people who whine about national politics understand national politics nor read platforms.

Because it would save a lot of this grandstanding
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
(They know they can fix the results in 26 the same way they did in 24. They been telling on themselves early since 2016)
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Democrat Johnny DuPree has won a Republican-held Mississippi Senate seat, helping break the Republican Party’s supermajority for the first time in 13 years
Democrat Johnny DuPree Flips Republican-Held Mississippi Senate District in Pine Belt
Johnny DuPree, a Democrat who served as the mayor of Hattiesburg, Mississippi, for 16 years, has flipped a Republican-held Mississippi Senate seat.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Because nobody should have to miss Tuesday night MACtion
Just a reminder that if you’re missing ESPN tonight, MACtion is available free on the Varsity App from Learfield.

You can hear either side of the radio call from the Battle for the Bricks live.

We’re going to get more folks into listening to games from the radio calls.
November 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Starving kids to takeaway their healthcare
This is a new low. We just learned that the President is once again REFUSING to fund SNAP despite a court order to do so.

He’s literally holding hungry children hostage to gain political leverage. It's craven and deeply immoral.
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM