The Ballad of Alphonse Jerome
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It’s harder than it looks, judging covers by the book. INFP. 守破離.
Fanute the coupe through the post, dog.
Fanute the coupe through the post, dog.
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“Chat, am I cooked?” -The Duck
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
“Chat, am I cooked?” -The Duck
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This week: we execute a U.S. citizen.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This week: we execute a U.S. citizen.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
Miami defense can’t catch worth a damn lol
January 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Miami defense can’t catch worth a damn lol
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In case you were wondering...
January 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
In case you were wondering...
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I think a key part of this scheme is robbing as much money from blue states as possible in part to make Democrats who are electeds in these states less popular by creating budget crises there.
Fraud was the excuse: this is the real goal, revealed - reduce safety net funding, but only in blue states.
“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”
Monstrously cruel.
Monstrously cruel.
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I think a key part of this scheme is robbing as much money from blue states as possible in part to make Democrats who are electeds in these states less popular by creating budget crises there.
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It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.
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The Electoral College and Senate help enable tyranny by removing the threat of electoral blowback in large parts of the country
“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”
Monstrously cruel.
Monstrously cruel.
Health Dept. to Freeze $10 Billion in Funding to 5 Democratic States
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The Electoral College and Senate help enable tyranny by removing the threat of electoral blowback in large parts of the country
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“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”
Monstrously cruel.
Monstrously cruel.
Health Dept. to Freeze $10 Billion in Funding to 5 Democratic States
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”
Monstrously cruel.
Monstrously cruel.
The fact Gordon Hayward had his career high in Atlanta on this same day will always be hilarious to me
Damn man. I can’t believe that it’s already been five years since the “you’re fired guy” from that tv show 20 years ago convinced a bunch of people to storm the U.S. capitol. Surely he was buried under a jail cell after that.
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM
The fact Gordon Hayward had his career high in Atlanta on this same day will always be hilarious to me
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hey man get the fuck off that website
Grok says safeguard lapses led to images of 'minors in minimal clothing' on X reut.rs/498SoUk
Grok says safeguard lapses led to images of 'minors in minimal clothing' on X
Elon Musk's xAI artificial intelligence chatbot Grok said on Friday lapses in safeguards had resulted in "images depicting minors in minimal clothing" on social media platform X and that improvements were being made to prevent this.
reut.rs
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
hey man get the fuck off that website
They bout to sue the bear? lol
Black bear living underneath California house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
Black bear living underneath Altadena house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
The 550-pound black bear has taken up residence in the crawlspace underneath Ken Johnson's home in California for a month.
www.cbsnews.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
They bout to sue the bear? lol
Yep. That’ll do it lol
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Yep. That’ll do it lol
Bryce been throwing some bullshit lmao
December 31, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bryce been throwing some bullshit lmao
What a throw by the son of the non QB manning
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What a throw by the son of the non QB manning
Bryce might’ve fumbled into the end zone lol
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bryce might’ve fumbled into the end zone lol
Big play by the Sparty Transfer
December 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Big play by the Sparty Transfer
Horrible throw by Bryce
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Horrible throw by Bryce
Nobody:
Republicans:
Republicans:
December 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Nobody:
Republicans:
Republicans:
Bryce threw a DOT
December 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bryce threw a DOT
Few things piss me off like running the ball out of shotgun on third/fourth and short lol
December 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Few things piss me off like running the ball out of shotgun on third/fourth and short lol
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"On your left" [Captain America voice]
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"On your left" [Captain America voice]
Boys playing better than they did under Sherrone goofy ass
December 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Boys playing better than they did under Sherrone goofy ass
That might be a TD by Ronnie Bell little brother
December 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
That might be a TD by Ronnie Bell little brother
Why the hell wouldn’t you throw the damn ball away?
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Why the hell wouldn’t you throw the damn ball away?
Michigan said to hell with the run game so far lmao
December 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Michigan said to hell with the run game so far lmao