Lauren Wilson (She/Her) 🌙
@itspandorasjar.bsky.social
Feral & chaotic chicken lesbian. Teller of tales inspired by mythology, ancient history & religion. Intersectional Feminist and dirty rotten Socialist. Find all my other shit here: https://linktr.ee/itsPandorasJAR
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Check out my pedantic gushing over mythology and ancient history and religion: www.tiktok.com/@itspandoras...
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I actually forgot about bluesky 😶
Also my life has been peaks and valleys and if I spend too much time on the internet I'll end up a local story on the 7 o'clock news
Also my life has been peaks and valleys and if I spend too much time on the internet I'll end up a local story on the 7 o'clock news
October 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I actually forgot about bluesky 😶
Also my life has been peaks and valleys and if I spend too much time on the internet I'll end up a local story on the 7 o'clock news
Also my life has been peaks and valleys and if I spend too much time on the internet I'll end up a local story on the 7 o'clock news
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#OtD 6 Oct 1971 30 people including @PeterTatchell held a sit-in at the Chepstow pub in London organised by the Gay Liberation Front, in protest at it refusing to serve LGBT+ people. Police evicted them but landlord agreed to stop discriminating stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1140...
October 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
#OtD 6 Oct 1971 30 people including @PeterTatchell held a sit-in at the Chepstow pub in London organised by the Gay Liberation Front, in protest at it refusing to serve LGBT+ people. Police evicted them but landlord agreed to stop discriminating stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1140...
I learned a long time ago that democrats are no better than their counterparts. Both parties are spineless, greedy, and will do whatever it takes to keep their power with a rare few who actually try to do what's right for the people.
"We are facing a clear and present authoritarian danger.
In these circumstances, can Democrats in Congress continue to take the position that their demand from the Trump administration is simply to restore health care funding?
I don’t think so."
www.thebulwark.com/p/the-rule-o...
In these circumstances, can Democrats in Congress continue to take the position that their demand from the Trump administration is simply to restore health care funding?
I don’t think so."
www.thebulwark.com/p/the-rule-o...
The Rule of Law v. The Rule of Trump
A crisis moment in the defining debate of our time.
www.thebulwark.com
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I learned a long time ago that democrats are no better than their counterparts. Both parties are spineless, greedy, and will do whatever it takes to keep their power with a rare few who actually try to do what's right for the people.
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My study of Waterhouse’s ‘Circe Offering the Cup to Odysseus’ (1891) 👸🏻🏺🐗
July 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
My study of Waterhouse’s ‘Circe Offering the Cup to Odysseus’ (1891) 👸🏻🏺🐗
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Stevie Nicks by Neal Preston, Laurel Canyon, 1981
May 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Stevie Nicks by Neal Preston, Laurel Canyon, 1981
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For real tho, shout out to the Indie book stores willing to stock indie books. Unless a book was pubbed by a Big 5 House, most indie book stores won't touch it unless a customer asks for a special order for it.
Today is a great day to tell your local indie book shop that you really wish they would stock books from indie pub houses and indie authors.
April 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
For real tho, shout out to the Indie book stores willing to stock indie books. Unless a book was pubbed by a Big 5 House, most indie book stores won't touch it unless a customer asks for a special order for it.
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It's official.
Resistance Summer School is happening.
Columbia cancelled my class on Race, Media and International Affairs, but I'm going to teach it anyway.
100+ people have enrolled in just six hours.
karenattiah.substack.com/p/enrollment...
Resistance Summer School is happening.
Columbia cancelled my class on Race, Media and International Affairs, but I'm going to teach it anyway.
100+ people have enrolled in just six hours.
karenattiah.substack.com/p/enrollment...
Enrollment for Race, Media and International Affairs 101 is now open!
Grab your spot in Karen Attiah's Resistance Summer School pilot course.
karenattiah.substack.com
April 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It's official.
Resistance Summer School is happening.
Columbia cancelled my class on Race, Media and International Affairs, but I'm going to teach it anyway.
100+ people have enrolled in just six hours.
karenattiah.substack.com/p/enrollment...
Resistance Summer School is happening.
Columbia cancelled my class on Race, Media and International Affairs, but I'm going to teach it anyway.
100+ people have enrolled in just six hours.
karenattiah.substack.com/p/enrollment...
I know that dogs are the animals that are the most well known for giving some serious side-eye, but my chickens are pretty good at it too 😂 Please enjoy Venus silently judging me, then directing everyone else to do the same. As if IT'S MY FAULT that the weather is gross 🤦🏼♀️ #chickensofBlueSky 🐔
April 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I know that dogs are the animals that are the most well known for giving some serious side-eye, but my chickens are pretty good at it too 😂 Please enjoy Venus silently judging me, then directing everyone else to do the same. As if IT'S MY FAULT that the weather is gross 🤦🏼♀️ #chickensofBlueSky 🐔
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When is the pope draft?
April 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
When is the pope draft?
That would also include a trip to the courthouse for a marriage license afterwards 😍
Her: Talk dirty to me
Me: *whispers* let's explore an independent bookstore on a rainswept cobblestone side street.
Me: *whispers* let's explore an independent bookstore on a rainswept cobblestone side street.
April 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
That would also include a trip to the courthouse for a marriage license afterwards 😍
HOW AM I JUST NOW DISCOVERING THIS 😱
This is beautiful 🥹
This is beautiful 🥹
April 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
HOW AM I JUST NOW DISCOVERING THIS 😱
This is beautiful 🥹
This is beautiful 🥹
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April 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Presenting: A masterthread of our spotlights on old-timey patents for weird objects that interface with vaginas. We regret to inform you we'll probably update it occasionally. Links are Mastodon up until the point where we started posting these on here, too.
March 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Presenting: A masterthread of our spotlights on old-timey patents for weird objects that interface with vaginas. We regret to inform you we'll probably update it occasionally. Links are Mastodon up until the point where we started posting these on here, too.
I'm just happy that it's not cold enough to key a car with my nipples, that it's not raining so much that I feel like I'm in a flood myth, and it's not so windy that I have to worry about my poor bantams blowing away like Pooh Bear in the blustery day
April 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I'm just happy that it's not cold enough to key a car with my nipples, that it's not raining so much that I feel like I'm in a flood myth, and it's not so windy that I have to worry about my poor bantams blowing away like Pooh Bear in the blustery day
Guys this made me CACKLE. Across the board amongst everyone from homesteaders to hobby farmers, guineas are wonderful for pest control, lookouts for predators, and many other things...they are woefully stupid 🤦🏼♀️😂
April 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Guys this made me CACKLE. Across the board amongst everyone from homesteaders to hobby farmers, guineas are wonderful for pest control, lookouts for predators, and many other things...they are woefully stupid 🤦🏼♀️😂
This is the new headcannon 💀
April 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is the new headcannon 💀
Hypatia was taking a dust bath when she noticed that I was sitting on my rocking chair on my deck, she frolicked over, proceeded to shake all of the dust off and then hopped in my lap.
April 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hypatia was taking a dust bath when she noticed that I was sitting on my rocking chair on my deck, she frolicked over, proceeded to shake all of the dust off and then hopped in my lap.
I'm really slow at finding people I respect, or love their art, or are bordering on obsession that would definitely get me a restraining order... and following them on social media. I just found @monicalewinsky.bsky.social on Instagram, I would like to direct you to her bio because it's BRILLIANT 😂
April 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm really slow at finding people I respect, or love their art, or are bordering on obsession that would definitely get me a restraining order... and following them on social media. I just found @monicalewinsky.bsky.social on Instagram, I would like to direct you to her bio because it's BRILLIANT 😂
Hey, YouTube... just because I reside in West Virginia doesn't mean that I want to thank the senator who's apparently making sure Trump's cabinet picks are approved.
Unless that means I can send her a combination of a bag of dicks and a bag of shit. Because I'm totally down for that.
Unless that means I can send her a combination of a bag of dicks and a bag of shit. Because I'm totally down for that.
April 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Hey, YouTube... just because I reside in West Virginia doesn't mean that I want to thank the senator who's apparently making sure Trump's cabinet picks are approved.
Unless that means I can send her a combination of a bag of dicks and a bag of shit. Because I'm totally down for that.
Unless that means I can send her a combination of a bag of dicks and a bag of shit. Because I'm totally down for that.
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If you ever wondered what a mythology podcast episode with improvised musical numbers scattered throughout would sound like, then you’re in luck. Because @rpgmajor.bsky.social and I have just released our joint episode about The Sirens! 💖
open.spotify.com/episode/6IF1...
open.spotify.com/episode/6IF1...
Sirens: The Musical (ft. RPG Major)
Ladies of Lore · Episode
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April 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
If you ever wondered what a mythology podcast episode with improvised musical numbers scattered throughout would sound like, then you’re in luck. Because @rpgmajor.bsky.social and I have just released our joint episode about The Sirens! 💖
open.spotify.com/episode/6IF1...
open.spotify.com/episode/6IF1...
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Margaret Atwood: ‘The Handmaids Are Supposed To Be Aliens’
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April 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Margaret Atwood: ‘The Handmaids Are Supposed To Be Aliens’
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You know, I was thinking the other day that JFK was lucky that he wasn't around during the Me Too movement....
... he really dodged a bullet there.
... he really dodged a bullet there.
March 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You know, I was thinking the other day that JFK was lucky that he wasn't around during the Me Too movement....
... he really dodged a bullet there.
... he really dodged a bullet there.
So I'm listening to this FANTASTIC EPISODE (India you goddamn gem @ladiesoflore.bsky.social ) and the discussion of physical media comes up. And just to emphasize how much I love physical media: I miss encyclopedias and I print LITERALLY EVERYTHING I use for research.
This week’s episode is now ready for your ears! We’re opening the jar and talking all things Pandora 🏺
open.spotify.com/episode/5PTY...
open.spotify.com/episode/5PTY...
Pandora: A Jar of Hope
Ladies of Lore · Episode
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March 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So I'm listening to this FANTASTIC EPISODE (India you goddamn gem @ladiesoflore.bsky.social ) and the discussion of physical media comes up. And just to emphasize how much I love physical media: I miss encyclopedias and I print LITERALLY EVERYTHING I use for research.
That moment when you realize, AGAIN, that your therapist was right and the thought of admitting that makes you want to throw up because lying to your therapist is only fucking yourself over
March 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
That moment when you realize, AGAIN, that your therapist was right and the thought of admitting that makes you want to throw up because lying to your therapist is only fucking yourself over
Hey 👋🏼
Check out my pedantic gushing over mythology and ancient history and religion: www.tiktok.com/@itspandoras...
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March 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hey 👋🏼
Check out my pedantic gushing over mythology and ancient history and religion: www.tiktok.com/@itspandoras...
Check out my pedantic gushing over mythology and ancient history and religion: www.tiktok.com/@itspandoras...