Lauren Wilson (She/Her) 🌙
@itspandorasjar.bsky.social
Feral & chaotic chicken lesbian. Teller of tales inspired by mythology, ancient history & religion. Intersectional Feminist and dirty rotten Socialist. Find all my other shit here: https://linktr.ee/itsPandorasJAR
I know that dogs are the animals that are the most well known for giving some serious side-eye, but my chickens are pretty good at it too 😂 Please enjoy Venus silently judging me, then directing everyone else to do the same. As if IT'S MY FAULT that the weather is gross 🤦🏼♀️ #chickensofBlueSky 🐔
April 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I know that dogs are the animals that are the most well known for giving some serious side-eye, but my chickens are pretty good at it too 😂 Please enjoy Venus silently judging me, then directing everyone else to do the same. As if IT'S MY FAULT that the weather is gross 🤦🏼♀️ #chickensofBlueSky 🐔
I'm just happy that it's not cold enough to key a car with my nipples, that it's not raining so much that I feel like I'm in a flood myth, and it's not so windy that I have to worry about my poor bantams blowing away like Pooh Bear in the blustery day
April 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I'm just happy that it's not cold enough to key a car with my nipples, that it's not raining so much that I feel like I'm in a flood myth, and it's not so windy that I have to worry about my poor bantams blowing away like Pooh Bear in the blustery day
Guys this made me CACKLE. Across the board amongst everyone from homesteaders to hobby farmers, guineas are wonderful for pest control, lookouts for predators, and many other things...they are woefully stupid 🤦🏼♀️😂
April 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Guys this made me CACKLE. Across the board amongst everyone from homesteaders to hobby farmers, guineas are wonderful for pest control, lookouts for predators, and many other things...they are woefully stupid 🤦🏼♀️😂
This is the new headcannon 💀
April 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is the new headcannon 💀
Hypatia was taking a dust bath when she noticed that I was sitting on my rocking chair on my deck, she frolicked over, proceeded to shake all of the dust off and then hopped in my lap.
April 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hypatia was taking a dust bath when she noticed that I was sitting on my rocking chair on my deck, she frolicked over, proceeded to shake all of the dust off and then hopped in my lap.
I'm really slow at finding people I respect, or love their art, or are bordering on obsession that would definitely get me a restraining order... and following them on social media. I just found @monicalewinsky.bsky.social on Instagram, I would like to direct you to her bio because it's BRILLIANT 😂
April 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm really slow at finding people I respect, or love their art, or are bordering on obsession that would definitely get me a restraining order... and following them on social media. I just found @monicalewinsky.bsky.social on Instagram, I would like to direct you to her bio because it's BRILLIANT 😂
@jennyjinya.bsky.social made a beautiful, heartbreaking comic on this and I think that's a good place to end this. Don't buy chicks for gifts. If you're serious, do your research. For their sake.
March 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
@jennyjinya.bsky.social made a beautiful, heartbreaking comic on this and I think that's a good place to end this. Don't buy chicks for gifts. If you're serious, do your research. For their sake.
📢 PSA FROM A CRAZY CHICKEN LADY: Out of curiosity, I visited two different stores that sell chicks & asked how many they get per day & how fast they sell. The tractor supply gets around 500 chicks per week give or take & they're gone within HOURS.
March 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
📢 PSA FROM A CRAZY CHICKEN LADY: Out of curiosity, I visited two different stores that sell chicks & asked how many they get per day & how fast they sell. The tractor supply gets around 500 chicks per week give or take & they're gone within HOURS.
HEY #PALEONTOLOGIST OF BLUESKY 📣📣
Hi 😁
I found this when I was digging a plot for my herb garden, could this be a #fossil? 🤔 I live in West Virginia, practically in the Appalachian Trail's backyard and the Monongahela national Forest is 15min from me if that helps. #science #paleontology #dinosaurs
Hi 😁
I found this when I was digging a plot for my herb garden, could this be a #fossil? 🤔 I live in West Virginia, practically in the Appalachian Trail's backyard and the Monongahela national Forest is 15min from me if that helps. #science #paleontology #dinosaurs
March 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
HEY #PALEONTOLOGIST OF BLUESKY 📣📣
Hi 😁
I found this when I was digging a plot for my herb garden, could this be a #fossil? 🤔 I live in West Virginia, practically in the Appalachian Trail's backyard and the Monongahela national Forest is 15min from me if that helps. #science #paleontology #dinosaurs
Hi 😁
I found this when I was digging a plot for my herb garden, could this be a #fossil? 🤔 I live in West Virginia, practically in the Appalachian Trail's backyard and the Monongahela national Forest is 15min from me if that helps. #science #paleontology #dinosaurs
Hand raising your chickens comes with many benefits.....and unseen annoyances. Please enjoy me fighting for my PB&J while on a brief rest from yard work 🤦🏼♀️😂
March 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hand raising your chickens comes with many benefits.....and unseen annoyances. Please enjoy me fighting for my PB&J while on a brief rest from yard work 🤦🏼♀️😂
Every time I see my bantam Cochin Venus follow the bigger girls, I can't help but think of that scene in full house where Michelle is running behind everyone going
"Wait for me! I got little legs!" 😂
"Wait for me! I got little legs!" 😂
March 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Every time I see my bantam Cochin Venus follow the bigger girls, I can't help but think of that scene in full house where Michelle is running behind everyone going
"Wait for me! I got little legs!" 😂
"Wait for me! I got little legs!" 😂
I would like to make this known to the white lady who elbowed in front of me at the Sheetz. Ma'am, may you be cursed with a maddening itch that moves whenever you go to scratch it.
February 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I would like to make this known to the white lady who elbowed in front of me at the Sheetz. Ma'am, may you be cursed with a maddening itch that moves whenever you go to scratch it.
Hello, things are scary. Hopefully this brings you a smile:
February 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Hello, things are scary. Hopefully this brings you a smile:
Also, to my American followers and literally anyone else who needs it:
February 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Also, to my American followers and literally anyone else who needs it:
Hypatia is so much easier to take a picture with than Circe 🤦🏼♀️
February 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Hypatia is so much easier to take a picture with than Circe 🤦🏼♀️
Bonus: 🔊announcing the completion of her daily period. 🥚
January 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Bonus: 🔊announcing the completion of her daily period. 🥚
Look at this silly lil girl poking her head out of the nesting box 🥹
January 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Look at this silly lil girl poking her head out of the nesting box 🥹
Feel free to add more memes or dope art 😁 here's one more that nearly ended me 💀🤣
January 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Feel free to add more memes or dope art 😁 here's one more that nearly ended me 💀🤣
January 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hypatia and Elvira are the sweetest of my two hens (the other 4 are still pullets, not quite a year old yet. The more you know 👍🏻), but occasionally she can be a bully 🤣
January 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hypatia and Elvira are the sweetest of my two hens (the other 4 are still pullets, not quite a year old yet. The more you know 👍🏻), but occasionally she can be a bully 🤣
Please enjoy this picture of Elvira who, like me, is absolutely over these -6° nights and barely 10° days.
January 22, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Please enjoy this picture of Elvira who, like me, is absolutely over these -6° nights and barely 10° days.
Ladies, those identifying as such, and/or humans with tiddies... we meet under the next full moon.
January 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ladies, those identifying as such, and/or humans with tiddies... we meet under the next full moon.
This is late, but please enjoy this video of Hypatia and I listening to @ladiesoflore.bsky.social episode last week 🐔🎧 🤣
January 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is late, but please enjoy this video of Hypatia and I listening to @ladiesoflore.bsky.social episode last week 🐔🎧 🤣
She is a sweetheart but she will silently judge your intelligence if you give her reason to do so #crazychickenlady
January 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
She is a sweetheart but she will silently judge your intelligence if you give her reason to do so #crazychickenlady