I'm just happy that it's not cold enough to key a car with my nipples, that it's not raining so much that I feel like I'm in a flood myth, and it's not so windy that I have to worry about my poor bantams blowing away like Pooh Bear in the blustery day

📢 PSA FROM A CRAZY CHICKEN LADY: Out of curiosity, I visited two different stores that sell chicks & asked how many they get per day & how fast they sell. The tractor supply gets around 500 chicks per week give or take & they're gone within HOURS.

Hand raising your chickens comes with many benefits.....and unseen annoyances. Please enjoy me fighting for my PB&J while on a brief rest from yard work 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Bonus: 🔊announcing the completion of her daily period. 🥚

Hypatia and Elvira are the sweetest of my two hens (the other 4 are still pullets, not quite a year old yet. The more you know 👍🏻), but occasionally she can be a bully 🤣

This is late, but please enjoy this video of Hypatia and I listening to @ladiesoflore.bsky.social episode last week 🐔🎧 🤣

She is a sweetheart but she will silently judge your intelligence if you give her reason to do so #crazychickenlady