Noah Grey
@itsnoahgrey.bsky.social
Lovechild of Vincent Price and Madeline Kahn
Hegemony would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hegemony would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.
When Kennedy Davenport said, “now I’m a glamazon bitch ready for the runway,” did she mean “Glamazon Bitch” as a title in which “glamazon” modifies “bitch” as an attributive noun, or as in, “now I’m a glamazon, bitch,” in which “bitch” is an independent clause that recognizes the listener(s)? 🤔
October 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When Kennedy Davenport said, “now I’m a glamazon bitch ready for the runway,” did she mean “Glamazon Bitch” as a title in which “glamazon” modifies “bitch” as an attributive noun, or as in, “now I’m a glamazon, bitch,” in which “bitch” is an independent clause that recognizes the listener(s)? 🤔
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The entire conversation around the minimum wage is framed as a question of entitlements or “handouts” when the issue is really this: of the value produced by a worker per hour, how much should employers be prevented from stealing?
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The entire conversation around the minimum wage is framed as a question of entitlements or “handouts” when the issue is really this: of the value produced by a worker per hour, how much should employers be prevented from stealing?
The horrors persist…
I’m one of them.
I’m one of them.
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The horrors persist…
I’m one of them.
I’m one of them.
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
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Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
September 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
Well this sure aged well.
Charlie Kirk says gun deaths "unfortunately" worth it to ...
The conservative founder of Turning Point USA made the comments following a mass shooting in Nashville last week that resulted in six deaths.
www.newsweek.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Well this sure aged well.
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Donald Trump was so committed to keeping his cover as an FBI informant he repeatedly raped young girls to convince Jeffrey Epstein that Donald was a fellow pedophile and not working for law enforcement.
trt.global/world/articl...
trt.global/world/articl...
TRT Global - US House speaker claims Trump acted as 'FBI informant' in Epstein case
Mike Johnson tells CNN that Trump helped 'take this stuff down,' but offers no clarification, and there is no public confirmation of the claim.
trt.global
September 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Donald Trump was so committed to keeping his cover as an FBI informant he repeatedly raped young girls to convince Jeffrey Epstein that Donald was a fellow pedophile and not working for law enforcement.
trt.global/world/articl...
trt.global/world/articl...
The pipeline of Florida Gays with too much money, vaguely maritime/“tribal” tattoos, at least one pittbull, & a fetish for sports cars who come to Chicago & become middle-aged, coked-out nightmares with a *thing* for younger men is a subset of humanity that truly must be studied…
June 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The pipeline of Florida Gays with too much money, vaguely maritime/“tribal” tattoos, at least one pittbull, & a fetish for sports cars who come to Chicago & become middle-aged, coked-out nightmares with a *thing* for younger men is a subset of humanity that truly must be studied…
Happy Friday the 13th.
Stay sinister. Be the dark presence lurking in the basement you want to see.
Stay sinister. Be the dark presence lurking in the basement you want to see.
June 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Happy Friday the 13th.
Stay sinister. Be the dark presence lurking in the basement you want to see.
Stay sinister. Be the dark presence lurking in the basement you want to see.
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"The Midjourney lawsuit will make fanart illegal!"
...
...child, did you think it wasn't...?
It's just bad optics for companies to go after it, but we've aaaaaaaallllllllll been committing a fuckton of crime, all along...
...
...child, did you think it wasn't...?
It's just bad optics for companies to go after it, but we've aaaaaaaallllllllll been committing a fuckton of crime, all along...
June 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"The Midjourney lawsuit will make fanart illegal!"
...
...child, did you think it wasn't...?
It's just bad optics for companies to go after it, but we've aaaaaaaallllllllll been committing a fuckton of crime, all along...
...
...child, did you think it wasn't...?
It's just bad optics for companies to go after it, but we've aaaaaaaallllllllll been committing a fuckton of crime, all along...
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“I wore my human hair unit and the tightest corset I own, and I’m here to worship the devil. Please clap.”
June 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
“I wore my human hair unit and the tightest corset I own, and I’m here to worship the devil. Please clap.”
When you caved and bought the thing you kept seeing in the Instagram ads, then you wear the thing you bought from the Instagram ads and all day people keep asking you, “is that the thing from the Instagram ads?”
🤷🏼
🤷🏼
June 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When you caved and bought the thing you kept seeing in the Instagram ads, then you wear the thing you bought from the Instagram ads and all day people keep asking you, “is that the thing from the Instagram ads?”
🤷🏼
🤷🏼
Hey yeah, so quick question for the “straight”-identified men who get on Grindr & make their whole presence about not being into men:
Why?
Do y’all not know about Taimi or what? What’s going on?
Walk me through your math here.
Why?
Do y’all not know about Taimi or what? What’s going on?
Walk me through your math here.
June 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hey yeah, so quick question for the “straight”-identified men who get on Grindr & make their whole presence about not being into men:
Why?
Do y’all not know about Taimi or what? What’s going on?
Walk me through your math here.
Why?
Do y’all not know about Taimi or what? What’s going on?
Walk me through your math here.
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What To Know About The Real ID Deadline
theonion.com/what-to...
theonion.com/what-to...
April 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What To Know About The Real ID Deadline
theonion.com/what-to...
theonion.com/what-to...
“The only etchings I’ve seen have been behind glass,
And the closest I’ve been to a *bar* was at ballet class”
Get it? Because barre?
Is it still fourth position if you have a mic in one hand? 🧐
📸 by Greg Inda Photography
And the closest I’ve been to a *bar* was at ballet class”
Get it? Because barre?
Is it still fourth position if you have a mic in one hand? 🧐
📸 by Greg Inda Photography
April 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“The only etchings I’ve seen have been behind glass,
And the closest I’ve been to a *bar* was at ballet class”
Get it? Because barre?
Is it still fourth position if you have a mic in one hand? 🧐
📸 by Greg Inda Photography
And the closest I’ve been to a *bar* was at ballet class”
Get it? Because barre?
Is it still fourth position if you have a mic in one hand? 🧐
📸 by Greg Inda Photography
Why hire a real artist over an AI engine?
I’m creating key art for a client. The full art includes illustrations of two characters. When I paint digitally, I keep base colors, shading, and highlighting in separate layers. The source art files are linked in all of the artwork files…
I’m creating key art for a client. The full art includes illustrations of two characters. When I paint digitally, I keep base colors, shading, and highlighting in separate layers. The source art files are linked in all of the artwork files…
April 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Why hire a real artist over an AI engine?
I’m creating key art for a client. The full art includes illustrations of two characters. When I paint digitally, I keep base colors, shading, and highlighting in separate layers. The source art files are linked in all of the artwork files…
I’m creating key art for a client. The full art includes illustrations of two characters. When I paint digitally, I keep base colors, shading, and highlighting in separate layers. The source art files are linked in all of the artwork files…
Just when we thought we had beaten the 40-50 feral hogs on our front lawn, the transgender mice appeared…
#ShitRepublicansSay
#ShitRepublicansSay
March 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just when we thought we had beaten the 40-50 feral hogs on our front lawn, the transgender mice appeared…
#ShitRepublicansSay
#ShitRepublicansSay
Oh hey, Bluesky-verse. I’m Noah Grey; Chicago-based cabaret artist, nightlife creature, professional cunt, maker of pretty things, and menace of the Midwest.
People pay me money to make noises into microphones.
Idk what’s happening.
People pay me money to make noises into microphones.
Idk what’s happening.
March 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Oh hey, Bluesky-verse. I’m Noah Grey; Chicago-based cabaret artist, nightlife creature, professional cunt, maker of pretty things, and menace of the Midwest.
People pay me money to make noises into microphones.
Idk what’s happening.
People pay me money to make noises into microphones.
Idk what’s happening.
And remember, loves:
EVERY accusation from a conservative is a confession.
EVERY accusation from a conservative is a confession.
Christian school teacher who accused drag queens of "grooming" arrested for molesting child under 12
When a dog bites a man, that is not news. But when a man bites a dog, that is news." Aaron Craig Gleason is a 39-year-old Florida man who hails from the heart of the Redneck Riviera. He earns his dail...
www.dailykos.com
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
And remember, loves:
EVERY accusation from a conservative is a confession.
EVERY accusation from a conservative is a confession.
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Oh to be a little lettuce being periodically misted at the grocery store
February 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh to be a little lettuce being periodically misted at the grocery store
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right winger identifying fascism
January 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
right winger identifying fascism
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“We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think.” — Rod Serling
January 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“We're developing a new citizenry. One that will be very selective about cereals and automobiles, but won't be able to think.” — Rod Serling