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Noah Grey
@itsnoahgrey.bsky.social
Lovechild of Vincent Price and Madeline Kahn
The horrors persist…
I’m one of them.
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
August 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Happy Friday the 13th.
Stay sinister. Be the dark presence lurking in the basement you want to see.
June 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
June 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“I wore my human hair unit and the tightest corset I own, and I’m here to worship the devil. Please clap.”
June 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When you caved and bought the thing you kept seeing in the Instagram ads, then you wear the thing you bought from the Instagram ads and all day people keep asking you, “is that the thing from the Instagram ads?”
🤷🏼
June 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hey yeah, so quick question for the “straight”-identified men who get on Grindr & make their whole presence about not being into men:
Why?
Do y’all not know about Taimi or what? What’s going on?
Walk me through your math here.
June 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“The only etchings I’ve seen have been behind glass,
And the closest I’ve been to a *bar* was at ballet class”
Get it? Because barre?
Is it still fourth position if you have a mic in one hand? 🧐

📸 by Greg Inda Photography
April 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Every day he looks closer and closer to a gyaru girl
April 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oh hey, Bluesky-verse. I’m Noah Grey; Chicago-based cabaret artist, nightlife creature, professional cunt, maker of pretty things, and menace of the Midwest.
People pay me money to make noises into microphones.
Idk what’s happening.
March 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM