Gareth
@itsgaretha.bsky.social
Former journo and critic, now copywriter. Comics, theatre, Doctor Who and the rest.
Putting the “Skye” in BlueSky(e).
Putting the “Skye” in BlueSky(e).
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October 31, 2025 at 8:05 AM
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and improv!” 3:10pm, Pleasance Beside, Pleasance Courtyard, Aug 1-26 (not 12).
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and no worries if not.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and don't forget to like and subscribe.
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and improv!” 3:10pm, Pleasance Beside, Pleasance Courtyard, Aug 1-26 (not 12).
Richly deserved.
Joz Norris: You Wait. Time Passes.
Joz Norris: You Wait. Time Passes.
Edinburgh Fringe comedy review
dlvr.it
August 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Richly deserved.
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My favourite insurance comparison site is Go Fuck Yourself In A Burning Bin dot com.
Wynne Evans says 'my voice was taken away' on Strictly as he attacks BBC
#Wales #Cymru #WynneEvans #StrictlyComeDancing #BBC
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/tv/strictly-wynne-evans-bbc-attack-32163334
#Wales #Cymru #WynneEvans #StrictlyComeDancing #BBC
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/tv/strictly-wynne-evans-bbc-attack-32163334
Wynne Evans says 'my voice was taken away' on Strictly as he attacks BBC
The singer released a statement on his Instagram page after seeing pictures of Strictly Come Dancing
www.walesonline.co.uk
July 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
My favourite insurance comparison site is Go Fuck Yourself In A Burning Bin dot com.
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Change a letter, ruin a band:
Queef (mustabindun)
Queef (mustabindun)
Change a letter, ruin a band.
Meep Purple
Meep Purple
Change a letter, ruin a band:
Bowlin' Wolf
Bowlin' Wolf
May 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Change a letter, ruin a band:
Queef (mustabindun)
Queef (mustabindun)
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"say what you like about nigel farage, but he has a habit of grabbing people's attention!!" squeal reporters. no; he has a habit of grabbing YOUR attention because you are lazy and stupid and bad at your jobs
March 3, 2025 at 11:16 AM
"say what you like about nigel farage, but he has a habit of grabbing people's attention!!" squeal reporters. no; he has a habit of grabbing YOUR attention because you are lazy and stupid and bad at your jobs
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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#SaveThePCC
Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease.
For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below;
you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...
Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease.
For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below;
you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...
Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End future is under serious threat!
We are beyond disappointed that our landlords Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion Capital...
you.38degrees.org.uk
January 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
#SaveThePCC
Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease.
For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below;
you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...
Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease.
For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below;
you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
For the sake of content - my garam masala before it gets ground and whacked into the Christmas curry
December 23, 2024 at 10:44 PM
For the sake of content - my garam masala before it gets ground and whacked into the Christmas curry
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He's making a list,
He's making it, Pike,
Don't tell him your name boy,
What are you like?
Philip Madoc's coming to town*
*Walmington-on-Sea.
He's making it, Pike,
Don't tell him your name boy,
What are you like?
Philip Madoc's coming to town*
*Walmington-on-Sea.
December 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
He's making a list,
He's making it, Pike,
Don't tell him your name boy,
What are you like?
Philip Madoc's coming to town*
*Walmington-on-Sea.
He's making it, Pike,
Don't tell him your name boy,
What are you like?
Philip Madoc's coming to town*
*Walmington-on-Sea.
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[To the tune of Barbie Girl]
🎵 I'm a Bobby Hill
🎵 Here's a propane grill
🎵 Life in Arlen
🎵 It is darlin'
🎵 You can brush my hair, my purse is over there
🎵 Imagination, life is your creation
🎵 Dang it, Bobby, get a hobby
🎵 I'm a Bobby Hill
🎵 Here's a propane grill
🎵 Life in Arlen
🎵 It is darlin'
🎵 You can brush my hair, my purse is over there
🎵 Imagination, life is your creation
🎵 Dang it, Bobby, get a hobby
December 2, 2024 at 10:38 AM
[To the tune of Barbie Girl]
🎵 I'm a Bobby Hill
🎵 Here's a propane grill
🎵 Life in Arlen
🎵 It is darlin'
🎵 You can brush my hair, my purse is over there
🎵 Imagination, life is your creation
🎵 Dang it, Bobby, get a hobby
🎵 I'm a Bobby Hill
🎵 Here's a propane grill
🎵 Life in Arlen
🎵 It is darlin'
🎵 You can brush my hair, my purse is over there
🎵 Imagination, life is your creation
🎵 Dang it, Bobby, get a hobby
Yes I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Yes I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
Lovely gag
Captain Tom's daughter making sure he wouldn't find out what she was doing with the money.
November 22, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Lovely gag
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Wondered who I’d really been missing on here then I notice @cheeseford.bsky.social pop up. Delighted!
LF Barfe (@cheeseford.bsky.social)
The same old bollocks really. "The man who gave us Fred Dinenage's 3ft long egg" - (@ChinnyVision)
cheeseford.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Wondered who I’d really been missing on here then I notice @cheeseford.bsky.social pop up. Delighted!
So this is a thing now #promosky looking for moots into
- Doctor Who
- DC Comics but dear god not the films
- “Umm, no.”
- What if squid were ants
- That itch on your back you can’t scratch
- Screaming asleep, screaming awake
- The void inside of you that gets bigger and darker
- Mario
- Doctor Who
- DC Comics but dear god not the films
- “Umm, no.”
- What if squid were ants
- That itch on your back you can’t scratch
- Screaming asleep, screaming awake
- The void inside of you that gets bigger and darker
- Mario
November 18, 2024 at 9:57 PM
So this is a thing now #promosky looking for moots into
- Doctor Who
- DC Comics but dear god not the films
- “Umm, no.”
- What if squid were ants
- That itch on your back you can’t scratch
- Screaming asleep, screaming awake
- The void inside of you that gets bigger and darker
- Mario
- Doctor Who
- DC Comics but dear god not the films
- “Umm, no.”
- What if squid were ants
- That itch on your back you can’t scratch
- Screaming asleep, screaming awake
- The void inside of you that gets bigger and darker
- Mario
Oh, so day one on BlueSky was pets - day four appears to be bookcases. Vaguely chaotic, sorry!
November 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Oh, so day one on BlueSky was pets - day four appears to be bookcases. Vaguely chaotic, sorry!
Of course my idiot dogs are going to be my first post!
November 14, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Of course my idiot dogs are going to be my first post!