Perkele
@itseperkele.bsky.social
Expect bad humour and stupid jokes. Sorry everyone.
English is not my first laguage so I get confused easily.
Views are not my own. I dont know who comes up with this stuff.
English is not my first laguage so I get confused easily.
Views are not my own. I dont know who comes up with this stuff.
Koirani Pontus löysi korkeasta ruohikosta tarkoituksen kaikelle tälle.
Mutta teille viestistä annan vain huonon ennusteen elämälle.
Te voitte luulla, että vitsailen, vaikka minä olen vakava herra.
Mutta teille viestistä annan vain huonon ennusteen elämälle.
Te voitte luulla, että vitsailen, vaikka minä olen vakava herra.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Koirani Pontus löysi korkeasta ruohikosta tarkoituksen kaikelle tälle.
Mutta teille viestistä annan vain huonon ennusteen elämälle.
Te voitte luulla, että vitsailen, vaikka minä olen vakava herra.
Mutta teille viestistä annan vain huonon ennusteen elämälle.
Te voitte luulla, että vitsailen, vaikka minä olen vakava herra.
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"When will there be arrests and executions in our country?"
Russian propagandist Solovyev blames the CEO of the company Aidol, Vladimir Vitukhin, for the poorly designed humanoid robot that fell on stage during its presentation and threatens him.
"Vladimir, why did you crawl onto the stage?"
Russian propagandist Solovyev blames the CEO of the company Aidol, Vladimir Vitukhin, for the poorly designed humanoid robot that fell on stage during its presentation and threatens him.
"Vladimir, why did you crawl onto the stage?"
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"When will there be arrests and executions in our country?"
Russian propagandist Solovyev blames the CEO of the company Aidol, Vladimir Vitukhin, for the poorly designed humanoid robot that fell on stage during its presentation and threatens him.
"Vladimir, why did you crawl onto the stage?"
Russian propagandist Solovyev blames the CEO of the company Aidol, Vladimir Vitukhin, for the poorly designed humanoid robot that fell on stage during its presentation and threatens him.
"Vladimir, why did you crawl onto the stage?"
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The irony of this being posted in English... by an Irishman.
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The irony of this being posted in English... by an Irishman.
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One of the reasons why Finland is the happiest country in the world is that the public broadcaster Yle sends a live feed of the first 8 weeks of a pack of puppies every fall. It’s already the fifth edition of ”Finland’s most therapeutic live feed”.
This is what I call value for my tax money
This is what I call value for my tax money
Pentulive 24/7 | Pentulive
Pentuliven pikkuiset kehittyvät vauhdikkaasti ja jokainen pentu on saanut nimensä! Kahdeksan viikkoa kestävässä suorassa lähetyksessä seurataan englanninspringerspanieli Murua ja tämän pentuetta.
areena.yle.fi
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
One of the reasons why Finland is the happiest country in the world is that the public broadcaster Yle sends a live feed of the first 8 weeks of a pack of puppies every fall. It’s already the fifth edition of ”Finland’s most therapeutic live feed”.
This is what I call value for my tax money
This is what I call value for my tax money
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A farmer in Rovaniemi was astonished this week when a heifer who ran away half a year ago reappeared with a newborn.
"I was speechless": Cow returns to Lapland farm after six months on the run – with a newborn in tow
A farmer in Rovaniemi was astonished this week when a heifer who ran away half a year ago reappeared with a newborn.
yle.fi
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A farmer in Rovaniemi was astonished this week when a heifer who ran away half a year ago reappeared with a newborn.
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Just a small reminder for those who try to justify Russia’s unprovoked invasion of Ukraine
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Just a small reminder for those who try to justify Russia’s unprovoked invasion of Ukraine
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More than half of underwater species have become rarer in some inland waters, say researchers at the Finnish Environment Institute (Syke) – who lay out recommendations to reverse the trend.
What's happening to Finland's lakes and rivers? Urgent action needed to protect declining species, researchers say
More than half of underwater species have become rarer in some inland waters, say researchers at the Finnish Environment Institute (Syke) – who lay out recommendations to reverse the trend.
yle.fi
November 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
More than half of underwater species have become rarer in some inland waters, say researchers at the Finnish Environment Institute (Syke) – who lay out recommendations to reverse the trend.
I'm a dime, I'm fine
And I shine, I'm freshly minted
I'm silver-plated
I'm underrated
You won't even pick me up
'cause I'm not enough
for a local phone call
And I shine, I'm freshly minted
I'm silver-plated
I'm underrated
You won't even pick me up
'cause I'm not enough
for a local phone call
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm a dime, I'm fine
And I shine, I'm freshly minted
I'm silver-plated
I'm underrated
You won't even pick me up
'cause I'm not enough
for a local phone call
And I shine, I'm freshly minted
I'm silver-plated
I'm underrated
You won't even pick me up
'cause I'm not enough
for a local phone call
Tried using bluetooth to transfer a pdf from phone to computer. Took like 15mins and now the phone happily declares "1 file transferred succesfully! 1 file transfer failed!"
I was told bluetooth is easy and simple. Why is it that it literally never works?
I was told bluetooth is easy and simple. Why is it that it literally never works?
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Tried using bluetooth to transfer a pdf from phone to computer. Took like 15mins and now the phone happily declares "1 file transferred succesfully! 1 file transfer failed!"
I was told bluetooth is easy and simple. Why is it that it literally never works?
I was told bluetooth is easy and simple. Why is it that it literally never works?
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Russia and Ukraine are not the same.
This war is clear: Russia is the aggressor committing genocide, Ukraine is the victim.
Russia’s troop losses are 2–3x higher, Ukraine’s civilian deaths 20–50x higher. That says it all
This war is clear: Russia is the aggressor committing genocide, Ukraine is the victim.
Russia’s troop losses are 2–3x higher, Ukraine’s civilian deaths 20–50x higher. That says it all
October 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Russia and Ukraine are not the same.
This war is clear: Russia is the aggressor committing genocide, Ukraine is the victim.
Russia’s troop losses are 2–3x higher, Ukraine’s civilian deaths 20–50x higher. That says it all
This war is clear: Russia is the aggressor committing genocide, Ukraine is the victim.
Russia’s troop losses are 2–3x higher, Ukraine’s civilian deaths 20–50x higher. That says it all
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4/5 Ukraine targets military infrastructure and Russia’s energy sector.
Russia targets everything, including civilians.
Russia has 2 to 3 times more troop losses than Ukraine. But Ukraine has 20 to 50 times more civilian casualties. That says everything
Russia targets everything, including civilians.
Russia has 2 to 3 times more troop losses than Ukraine. But Ukraine has 20 to 50 times more civilian casualties. That says everything
October 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
4/5 Ukraine targets military infrastructure and Russia’s energy sector.
Russia targets everything, including civilians.
Russia has 2 to 3 times more troop losses than Ukraine. But Ukraine has 20 to 50 times more civilian casualties. That says everything
Russia targets everything, including civilians.
Russia has 2 to 3 times more troop losses than Ukraine. But Ukraine has 20 to 50 times more civilian casualties. That says everything
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The only tunnel project we Europeans should currently concern ourselves with, is to finally build the Helsinki-Tallinn tunnel. It would reduce a 2-hour trip to 30 minutes, and create one of the largest economic and urban hubs of Northern Europe, with a combined population of 2.5 million.
October 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The only tunnel project we Europeans should currently concern ourselves with, is to finally build the Helsinki-Tallinn tunnel. It would reduce a 2-hour trip to 30 minutes, and create one of the largest economic and urban hubs of Northern Europe, with a combined population of 2.5 million.
This is such a stupid track, I hate everything about it. Theres going to be a massive accident because of all those blind corners.
The only positive I can think of is at least theres no missiles raining down. Yet.
#F1 #SaudiArabianGP
The only positive I can think of is at least theres no missiles raining down. Yet.
#F1 #SaudiArabianGP
April 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is such a stupid track, I hate everything about it. Theres going to be a massive accident because of all those blind corners.
The only positive I can think of is at least theres no missiles raining down. Yet.
#F1 #SaudiArabianGP
The only positive I can think of is at least theres no missiles raining down. Yet.
#F1 #SaudiArabianGP
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❗️🇺🇦Zelensky visited the largest shelter in Helsinki with 🇫🇮Finnish President Stubb, capable of accommodating 6,000 people
Finland knows the meaning of shelters. Yesterday, Ukraine and Finland signed a letter of intent, which initiates the creation of a coalition of civil defense shelters.
Finland knows the meaning of shelters. Yesterday, Ukraine and Finland signed a letter of intent, which initiates the creation of a coalition of civil defense shelters.
March 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
❗️🇺🇦Zelensky visited the largest shelter in Helsinki with 🇫🇮Finnish President Stubb, capable of accommodating 6,000 people
Finland knows the meaning of shelters. Yesterday, Ukraine and Finland signed a letter of intent, which initiates the creation of a coalition of civil defense shelters.
Finland knows the meaning of shelters. Yesterday, Ukraine and Finland signed a letter of intent, which initiates the creation of a coalition of civil defense shelters.
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Zelensky in Finland 🇫🇮 :)
March 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Zelensky in Finland 🇫🇮 :)
"You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities."
- Churchill
Me waiting for americans to exhaust all the other possibilities:
- Churchill
Me waiting for americans to exhaust all the other possibilities:
March 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities."
- Churchill
Me waiting for americans to exhaust all the other possibilities:
- Churchill
Me waiting for americans to exhaust all the other possibilities:
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It’s a boy! Today, Sities introduced us to her brand new baby. The first-time mum brought, Sunni, as we’ve named him, to meet her extended family and the excitement was off the charts! 🔉
More to come! Until then, reacquaint yourself with mum’s story at: swt.bio/sities
More to come! Until then, reacquaint yourself with mum’s story at: swt.bio/sities
March 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It’s a boy! Today, Sities introduced us to her brand new baby. The first-time mum brought, Sunni, as we’ve named him, to meet her extended family and the excitement was off the charts! 🔉
More to come! Until then, reacquaint yourself with mum’s story at: swt.bio/sities
More to come! Until then, reacquaint yourself with mum’s story at: swt.bio/sities
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Several countries on the Eastern Flank of NATO are considering leaving the Ottawa Treaty, which bans anti-personnel mines.
Yesterday, Finland and Poland both announced their intentions to leave the treaty in the coming weeks.
Yesterday, Finland and Poland both announced their intentions to leave the treaty in the coming weeks.
March 8, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Several countries on the Eastern Flank of NATO are considering leaving the Ottawa Treaty, which bans anti-personnel mines.
Yesterday, Finland and Poland both announced their intentions to leave the treaty in the coming weeks.
Yesterday, Finland and Poland both announced their intentions to leave the treaty in the coming weeks.
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I found this clip and pulled out the parts Hannan's mentioned, if anyone's interested in hearing it.
It's from this HoL debate, where you can hear the whole thing from about 15m04s: parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/...
It's from this HoL debate, where you can hear the whole thing from about 15m04s: parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/...
March 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I found this clip and pulled out the parts Hannan's mentioned, if anyone's interested in hearing it.
It's from this HoL debate, where you can hear the whole thing from about 15m04s: parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/...
It's from this HoL debate, where you can hear the whole thing from about 15m04s: parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/...
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This was posted on X (by Pekka Kallioniemi)
March 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
This was posted on X (by Pekka Kallioniemi)
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Where there is a will, there is a way.
Today, Europe took important steps to invest more in defence and speed up weapons production and deliveries.
The moment is now. Ukraine must get what it needs to defend itself.
Today, Europe took important steps to invest more in defence and speed up weapons production and deliveries.
The moment is now. Ukraine must get what it needs to defend itself.
March 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Where there is a will, there is a way.
Today, Europe took important steps to invest more in defence and speed up weapons production and deliveries.
The moment is now. Ukraine must get what it needs to defend itself.
Today, Europe took important steps to invest more in defence and speed up weapons production and deliveries.
The moment is now. Ukraine must get what it needs to defend itself.