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Emmie K.
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Writer. Artist. Thinker. (And former real-life forensic scientist.) Very corny, much snark. 🌻🍉🖖🏳️‍🌈 She/Her
Alanis was the only #aurora I was capable of seeing the past two nights… 😅

#NorthernLights #solarstorm #auroraborealis #TheGreatNorth
January 21, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Steve has been promoted to branch manager for trying his best.
Congrats, Steve!!!
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
💙🗽
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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*deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
September 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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The early bird gets the worm, but the late bird gets to sleep in and relax with a McGriddle and a crossword.
July 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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TIMELINE: ok i hear what you're saying. but what if things got dumber
July 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Deep breaths, everyone

Good, good

Okay, back to it
July 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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The dumbing down of America is evident in the slow decay of substantive content, a kind of celebration of ignorance.

Carl Sagan
May 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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The inventor of the Pringles can is buried in one.
May 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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There it is. The clam before the storm.
April 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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A bit of #Jupiter (NASA / JPL-Caltech / SwRI / MSSS / "Flury-21")
April 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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My Animal Crossing island just got hit with 10% tariffs
April 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Unprecedented" 😑 …we know, it's *ALL* unprecedented rn
What is the most overused word in your industry?

Let it out.
March 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
New addition to my wrist: a recycled metal fragment from a defeated Russian tank salvaged in Ukraine — quite the poignant reminder of worthy battles near and far. 🇺🇦
#SlavaUkraini
#NeverGiveUp
#MemorySteel
#StandWithUkraine
via memorysteelua.shop
March 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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how to get out of the mirror universe
March 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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February 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Same, Sugar. Same.
Sugar contemplates the very nature of the universe and is apparently discomfited by her conclusions
February 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM