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Anna Funk🌻
@itsdrfunk.bsky.social
Science communicator | Strategic leadership for conservation orgs | Ph.D. prairie ecology | Kansas City, MO | Founder, Ampliflora | bio.link/itsdrfunk
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Your windshields should be absolutely covered in a sticky mess of bug splats/insect carcasses every time you drive across open country forcing you to stop periodically at gas stations to use their wet squeegees to try and clean up your view of the road at night
Thinking a lot about how poorly our brains recognize long term subtle changes, like climate change or biodiversity loss. We've lost something like 1 out of every 4 individual birds in the US since 1970, more for some species.

There should be at least 25% more birds around you right now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"

guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Letttttt’s talkkkk abouttttt old growth forests. Depending on where you live, you may have never actually set foot in an old growth forest. (I mean, I’m pretty sure *I* never have, and I was a field ecologist for a number of years.)
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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"I allow spiders the run of the house. I figure that any predator that hopes to make a living on whatever smaller creatures might blunder into a four-inch square bit of space in the corner of the bathroom where the tub meets the floor, needs every bit of my support." -- AD, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Even before I was a writer, I was always certain that if you could say the exact same thing in way that is more accessible and more engaging to read, you should. Scientists are also humans, so why wouldn't scientists want to enjoy reading manuscripts instead of slogging through them? Be the change!
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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You thought the pictures from last night were incredible? Look at this!
We have upgraded our geomagnetic forecast today (12 November 2025) to the highest intensity level amid an ongoing solar storm.

Current predictions suggest that the activity will result in potentially the largest solar storm to hit our planet in over two decades.
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you want to impress a small child, I highly recommend a headstand.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I'd like to share a personal anecdote that underscores just how entrenched the myth of the "welfare queen" has become. Because all sorts of people have bought into it.

I'll be as concise as possible.... 🧵
I have a question about food stamp recipients,yall have know in yall lives...how many of them were actual "welfare queens"? I ask this cause growing up as kid we got Stamos but my mother always worked,same with everyone I knew that got stamps they always had job like Walgreens or cleaning hotels etc
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Not a hard question, except for the culture that pretends it's not the answer

1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else

2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
1. No such thing as overdoing Halloween
2. 😂😂😂😭
Clearly fans of Halloween. Overdoing it? Is that even possible?

But look at the headstone in the closeup. 10/10 no notes.
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Archaeologists 200 years from now are gonna be SO confused.
The White House's East Wing construction rubble was taken to East Potomac Golf Course. It was reported that the rubble will be used to create mounds on the golf course.

Read more: bit.ly/4oa2tXA
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
A couple years ago, my colleague Rebecah Troutman found an aphid munching on garlic mustard that turned out to be the first documented sighting of the insect *ever* in the U.S. (I admit I'm a little jealous, that's so cool!!)
October 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Did I ever tell you about how I almost killed my lawn trying to save the insects? Maybe you’ve heard of “Leave the Leaves” — don’t rake your leaves; create critical overwintering habitat for lots of insects. Sounds easy, no? (And way better than raking…)
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh no, this makes me sad. The Yellowstone trophic cascade was my, uh, "spark" ecological theory 😅 I still tell people about it.
October 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Incredibly fun thread to read even if you don't have a good question for Matt 👇
Humans of Bluesky! I want your questions, please.

Let me explain.

I like writing explainers about things like: What colors do bees see? Do bugs fart? How long can viruses survive in a dead body? What's the difference between hemp and marijuana?

But my brain is wrung dry. I need questions! 🧪🧵
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
TIL crabs can climb walls
I seriously thought it was a huge spood friend and i could share some new content for #Arachtober, I didn't think it would be a wall crab...

Who would've thunk?

So here's (multiple photos of) a cute crab for our crab feed.

(Link to feed in reply)

#Photography #Invertebrate 🦀 #EastCoastKin
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This is what you get when exceptionally wealthy Hobbits hire Dwarven architects (complimentary).
Posted other pics before, it’s true, but this is one of the great doors of our world. Central elementary school in Riverside, 1897
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oooh! This is super interesting.
"If you want someone to remember the story you’re telling, details of any kind tend to help...It gives you more potential ‘hooks’ for you to find that memory later on”
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Oh good I needed a new fun fact to share at parties
October 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
If you've asked me lately what my job is, I probably said something vague like "marketing." I used to say, "writer," and people's eyes would light up, but I always assumed they were then disappointed to learn I was writing articles and not romantasy novels. Thus, "marketing." 🧵
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Short 🧵:

The Working Woods Hub has it all. It's a place: a woodland where they demonstrate different forestry management practices and landowners can come see the results.

📷: Forest management plots with (R) and without (L) non-native shrub removal. (Cred: Jessica Miller Mecaskey)
October 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Sometimes I'm in the mood to (attempt to) write something deep and meaningful. But sometimes I want to be like "look I found this movie house I've been obsessed with since age 5 on Zillow LOOK AT IT"

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🌻 It’s big white Victorian mansion season!
An ode to my favorite movie houses
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September 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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To celebrate the end of In Defense of Fandom S3, @itsdrfunk.bsky.social & I answered some of your parasocial questions!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=v6ap...

You can also find the audio here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Sadie and Anna answer your parasocial questions (In Defense of Fandom S3 Bonus)
YouTube video by GeekscapeTV
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August 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you live in the U.S. west (or south, for that matter) of Ohio, you may not have heard of beech leaf disease. You’re more likely to have heard of — or lost trees to — Dutch elm disease, or emerald ash borer, or if you’re collecting social security, chestnut blight. 🧵
July 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
She’s quirky. She’s chaotic. She’s unfiltered. She’s taking you on an adventure. She’s changing your life. Is she a manic pixie dream girl? Yes. She is also Anne of Green Gables.

Discuss.

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🌻Anne of Green Gables was the first, and best, Manic Pixie Dream Girl
I'm sorry in advance for this post
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July 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM