Kyr504
@kyr504.bsky.social
Larry David apologist, Pelicans fan(don't ask why I do that dumb shit) and overall lover of life and everyone except clowns fuck clowns
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Pelicans announce they have waived Dalen Terry
February 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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They had an Autozone on Broad back in the day where "mechanics" just hung in the parking lot and would fix your car and just tell you "yeah go in there and get this" and have you done in like 45 mins🤣
Took the battery out of my car in front of AutoZone, freezing my fingers off, to save $165 like a real fucking man
February 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
They had an Autozone on Broad back in the day where "mechanics" just hung in the parking lot and would fix your car and just tell you "yeah go in there and get this" and have you done in like 45 mins🤣
Never change Marshawn🤣
When it happened, as tens of millions of viewers let out yelps of indignation, elation or anguish, Marshawn Lynch laughed.
Back in 2022, @mikesilver.bsky.social spoke to Lynch about the single yard that kept the Seattle Seahawks from football history.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
Back in 2022, @mikesilver.bsky.social spoke to Lynch about the single yard that kept the Seattle Seahawks from football history.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...
February 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Never change Marshawn🤣
This Glorilla shit make me think of my Antie and momma,once I treated them to a Casino day gave em each money to play,well my Antie hit on the slots...my momma got mad at my Antie cause she didn't give her some money...they argued the ENTIRE drive home🤣🤣
February 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
This Glorilla shit make me think of my Antie and momma,once I treated them to a Casino day gave em each money to play,well my Antie hit on the slots...my momma got mad at my Antie cause she didn't give her some money...they argued the ENTIRE drive home🤣🤣
Gorilla sister got on TMZ and said Glo should BE OBLIGATED to give all tge siblings 2500 bones....NIGGA😐
February 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Gorilla sister got on TMZ and said Glo should BE OBLIGATED to give all tge siblings 2500 bones....NIGGA😐
Ahh man you missed a good chance for lil man to see his pops put the paws on someone🤣🤣
Just caught a neighbor letting his dog poop in a snowdrift in my yard and he acted like he couldn't hear me as they walked on down the street. Little does he know, I know where he lives. Might fuck around, bag up that poop and leave it on his front stoop.
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Ahh man you missed a good chance for lil man to see his pops put the paws on someone🤣🤣
Every time I hear PONY I think about my dawg Adam we were outside of school and his paw pulled up BLASTING "PONY" dawg we were dying
someone said she was dancing and her mama was having flashbacks. that lady was OUTSIDE in the 90s 😂
February 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Every time I hear PONY I think about my dawg Adam we were outside of school and his paw pulled up BLASTING "PONY" dawg we were dying
Also...a hilarious tour
This is the 3rd time I’ve mentioned it this week, but 2 full albums with R. Kelly is wicked work. A diabolical deed. An iniquitous incident. A heinous highlight.
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Also...a hilarious tour
Anyone remember when R.Kelly was dissing Sisqo on the Best of Both Worlds bootleg album?🤣
This is the 3rd time I’ve mentioned it this week, but 2 full albums with R. Kelly is wicked work. A diabolical deed. An iniquitous incident. A heinous highlight.
February 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Anyone remember when R.Kelly was dissing Sisqo on the Best of Both Worlds bootleg album?🤣
Smh....
Return of the fucking Mack. As soon as I hear that opening oh oh my ears start to bleed
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Smh....
@edsbs.bsky.social you watch Landman,well what you talking about makes me think about Tommy daughter roommate on Landman🤣🤣 that kid ONLY gets to TCU by being wooed by free money🤣
February 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social you watch Landman,well what you talking about makes me think about Tommy daughter roommate on Landman🤣🤣 that kid ONLY gets to TCU by being wooed by free money🤣
Yeah they about to throw them two Hispanics UNDER THE BUS for killing oh boy in Minnesota 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Yeah they about to throw them two Hispanics UNDER THE BUS for killing oh boy in Minnesota 🤣
Lauryn showed at 7:10 the 1st day everyone else shows up at around 7:30 than when rehearsal she gather the crew around to explain to them why "showing up 30 minutes before start is considered late and unprofessional...DO BETTER,this is serious"
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Start time was 8 and she show up ar 7:25 and nigga walk in at 7:45 see her and go WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING HERE?
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Lauryn showed at 7:10 the 1st day everyone else shows up at around 7:30 than when rehearsal she gather the crew around to explain to them why "showing up 30 minutes before start is considered late and unprofessional...DO BETTER,this is serious"
LAURYN HILL chastise you for being late would be CRAZY
“Hey you! Yes you! Why are 🫵🏽 the hold up AGAIN?!?”
Lauryn Hill.
Lauryn Hill.
Nah man this got me dying,imagine you show up to work 5 -10 mintues late and Lauryn Hill hit you what a "why you late we been here you can't keep us waiting"🤣🤣
February 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
LAURYN HILL chastise you for being late would be CRAZY
Start time was 8 and she show up ar 7:25 and nigga walk in at 7:45 see her and go WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING HERE?
“genuinely early” is so funny. 😭
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Lmao at them pointing out SHE SHOWED UP EARLY🤣🤣
Lmao at them pointing out SHE SHOWED UP EARLY🤣🤣
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Start time was 8 and she show up ar 7:25 and nigga walk in at 7:45 see her and go WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING HERE?
Nah man this got me dying,imagine you show up to work 5 -10 mintues late and Lauryn Hill hit you what a "why you late we been here you can't keep us waiting"🤣🤣
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Nah man this got me dying,imagine you show up to work 5 -10 mintues late and Lauryn Hill hit you what a "why you late we been here you can't keep us waiting"🤣🤣
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Lmao at them pointing out SHE SHOWED UP EARLY🤣🤣
Lmao at them pointing out SHE SHOWED UP EARLY🤣🤣
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Lmao at them pointing out SHE SHOWED UP EARLY🤣🤣
Lmao at them pointing out SHE SHOWED UP EARLY🤣🤣
So the organization?
Re: Pelicans.
Coaching isn’t the issue. The issue is the people responsible for crafting the roster and the people responsible for paying those who crafted the roster.
Coaching isn’t the issue. The issue is the people responsible for crafting the roster and the people responsible for paying those who crafted the roster.
February 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
So the organization?
Nah man...why am I am just watching BEAUTY IN BLACK...this nigga Tyler Perry is ridiculous and terrible yet somehow a genius🤣🤣 this shit got me dying laughing
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Nah man...why am I am just watching BEAUTY IN BLACK...this nigga Tyler Perry is ridiculous and terrible yet somehow a genius🤣🤣 this shit got me dying laughing
I saw one of them KARDASHIAN women selling a betting site...what the fuck she know about a parlay,you would be shocked how often lil girl cousins have texted me about parlays...like HOLD THE FUCK up. I been gambling since I was 16 ILLEGALLY...this shit should not be legal I am adamant about that
So. Many. Gambling. Ads and Apps with celebrities and influencers attached. Good God.
February 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I saw one of them KARDASHIAN women selling a betting site...what the fuck she know about a parlay,you would be shocked how often lil girl cousins have texted me about parlays...like HOLD THE FUCK up. I been gambling since I was 16 ILLEGALLY...this shit should not be legal I am adamant about that
It replaced alcohol as the drug to sell us🤷
So. Many. Gambling. Ads and Apps with celebrities and influencers attached. Good God.
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
It replaced alcohol as the drug to sell us🤷
I don't trust no nigga who didn't have a HOTEP phase before the age of 16....I can't be kicking off the revolution with someone who started late...they missing the fundamentals of preparation for the revolution 😤
Damn 9th grade for me but by that time I was in the slave masters school! That’s where I got radicalized. Hahahaha
It’s a big reason why when I got to college and all those suburban Black kids were tryna out Black each other with all the Hotep nonsense I was rolling my eyes. Because I had outgrown all that by then. We read the Autobiography of Malcolm X in 10th grade.
February 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I don't trust no nigga who didn't have a HOTEP phase before the age of 16....I can't be kicking off the revolution with someone who started late...they missing the fundamentals of preparation for the revolution 😤
Shid my uncle Termite told me that as a kid🤣
Someone on twitter one time said “White people think they are in charge when the police not around”
There is a subconscious trait that white people have, no matter the side, where they automatically consider themselves the leader in any room they’re in. And that’s some shit they gotta acknowledge and unlearn.
February 1, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Shid my uncle Termite told me that as a kid🤣
Once they got up 107-104...it was time to sit Fears and Jose get Zion and Queen back in
Yea, James trusted him too much, especially when Z destroyed the defense to start the 4th.
Jose has been great...but it was time to pull him after he hit that last 3 because i knew he was gona keep shooting😐
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Once they got up 107-104...it was time to sit Fears and Jose get Zion and Queen back in