Chazwiz
@itschazwiz.bsky.social
She/Her. Parent. Partner. Poulterer. Dog admirer. Tea enthusiast. Crumpet crone.
We have sent people to space, vehicles to the depths of the sea, split the atom, and travelled above the speed of sound. How has *no one* invented a garlic crusher that I cannot break?
July 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We have sent people to space, vehicles to the depths of the sea, split the atom, and travelled above the speed of sound. How has *no one* invented a garlic crusher that I cannot break?
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Happy Pride to everyone except buses x
June 2, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Happy Pride to everyone except buses x
May 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Orange moon this evening.
May 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Orange moon this evening.
Professional pretty baby and sunshine princess
April 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Professional pretty baby and sunshine princess
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I am genuinely sad for these silly people that seem so obsessed with what’s happening in the toilet next to them.
I’m not an especially smart person but one thing I know about people who REALLY know how to live their life is that they haven’t the time to waste trying to tell you how to live yours.
I’m not an especially smart person but one thing I know about people who REALLY know how to live their life is that they haven’t the time to waste trying to tell you how to live yours.
April 28, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I am genuinely sad for these silly people that seem so obsessed with what’s happening in the toilet next to them.
I’m not an especially smart person but one thing I know about people who REALLY know how to live their life is that they haven’t the time to waste trying to tell you how to live yours.
I’m not an especially smart person but one thing I know about people who REALLY know how to live their life is that they haven’t the time to waste trying to tell you how to live yours.
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This absolute shit piece is suing her for breaking her NDA. Not for defamation, but for telling the truth. Streisand-effect the man from here to kingdom come.
This absolute shit piece is suing her for breaking her NDA. Not for defamation, but for telling the truth. Streisand-effect the man from here to kingdom come.
Neil Gaiman seeks $500,000 from accuser
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April 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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This absolute shit piece is suing her for breaking her NDA. Not for defamation, but for telling the truth. Streisand-effect the man from here to kingdom come.
This absolute shit piece is suing her for breaking her NDA. Not for defamation, but for telling the truth. Streisand-effect the man from here to kingdom come.
Summer has officially reached Scotland! I've just seen my first swift of the year.
April 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Summer has officially reached Scotland! I've just seen my first swift of the year.
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I try to keep politics away from this account as much as possible. Trust me, I have many political opinions...
But
I want to state as clearly as I possibly can.
Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Terfs can get in the fucking bin.
That's not political. That's basic humanity.
But
I want to state as clearly as I possibly can.
Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Terfs can get in the fucking bin.
That's not political. That's basic humanity.
April 23, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I try to keep politics away from this account as much as possible. Trust me, I have many political opinions...
But
I want to state as clearly as I possibly can.
Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Terfs can get in the fucking bin.
That's not political. That's basic humanity.
But
I want to state as clearly as I possibly can.
Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Terfs can get in the fucking bin.
That's not political. That's basic humanity.
Get on Netflix and watch Pangolin: Kulu's Journey right now. Ti's lovely, and the world needs lovely just now.
April 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Get on Netflix and watch Pangolin: Kulu's Journey right now. Ti's lovely, and the world needs lovely just now.
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April 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
That thing when you clatter your knee so hard your patella leaves the solar system, leaving behind a tumulus of rent flesh and unaccountable swelling.
April 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
That thing when you clatter your knee so hard your patella leaves the solar system, leaving behind a tumulus of rent flesh and unaccountable swelling.
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Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.
April 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.
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Just 1 of the stultifying knock-on decisions made by the supreme court yesterday in their choice to make transwomen *officially* not women:a cis lesbian in a relationship with a transwoman is now deemed to be heterosexual!
April 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Just 1 of the stultifying knock-on decisions made by the supreme court yesterday in their choice to make transwomen *officially* not women:a cis lesbian in a relationship with a transwoman is now deemed to be heterosexual!
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Having excluded all trans people from proceedings before it, the Supreme Court decides in favour of For Some Women Scotland.
April 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Having excluded all trans people from proceedings before it, the Supreme Court decides in favour of For Some Women Scotland.
Ugh. Trans women are women. They are not the enemy. All of this bullshit is such a distraction. If this much energy and money was put into improving the lives of people at the fringes rather than in excluding them, then we would be in a better place. We are not defined by the content of our pants.
April 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Ugh. Trans women are women. They are not the enemy. All of this bullshit is such a distraction. If this much energy and money was put into improving the lives of people at the fringes rather than in excluding them, then we would be in a better place. We are not defined by the content of our pants.
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A lot sharper than Trump, but I guess in retrospect, that ain’t sayin’ much…
April 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A lot sharper than Trump, but I guess in retrospect, that ain’t sayin’ much…
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Fun fact: eight in ten married women have changed their surname which means they don’t have a birth certificate that matches their current legal name.
Over 69 million women would have to get new IDs to vote under the SAVE Act.
The GOP is trying to silence women across the country. #HandsOffHerVote
Over 69 million women would have to get new IDs to vote under the SAVE Act.
The GOP is trying to silence women across the country. #HandsOffHerVote
April 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Fun fact: eight in ten married women have changed their surname which means they don’t have a birth certificate that matches their current legal name.
Over 69 million women would have to get new IDs to vote under the SAVE Act.
The GOP is trying to silence women across the country. #HandsOffHerVote
Over 69 million women would have to get new IDs to vote under the SAVE Act.
The GOP is trying to silence women across the country. #HandsOffHerVote
The cold, hard reality of having eaten your monkey-friend's face off: Mum might make you wear it briefly while giving you a stern telling off.
April 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The cold, hard reality of having eaten your monkey-friend's face off: Mum might make you wear it briefly while giving you a stern telling off.
To borrow a line from Rafiki: It is time.
I pledged Alice's book idea waay back in June of 2023 and hoped and hoped it would happen. Through tumult and the very worst courier (evri), here we are @alicefraser.bsky.social you did the thing!
I pledged Alice's book idea waay back in June of 2023 and hoped and hoped it would happen. Through tumult and the very worst courier (evri), here we are @alicefraser.bsky.social you did the thing!
April 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
To borrow a line from Rafiki: It is time.
I pledged Alice's book idea waay back in June of 2023 and hoped and hoped it would happen. Through tumult and the very worst courier (evri), here we are @alicefraser.bsky.social you did the thing!
I pledged Alice's book idea waay back in June of 2023 and hoped and hoped it would happen. Through tumult and the very worst courier (evri), here we are @alicefraser.bsky.social you did the thing!
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Thank you to whoever made this
April 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Thank you to whoever made this