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Brittney
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Capitalism breeds innovation and it’s just a skinnier iPhone … bro we want healthcare
September 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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One sign of early onset of CTE is becoming MAGA
August 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Men will literally release the MLK files instead of releasing the Epstein files
July 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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quitting my job to focus on becoming psyduck
July 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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If the Epstein client list doesn't exist, then neither do my student loans.
July 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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“I can’t believe they’re lying to us about the Epstein files!”

Sweet summer child, they’ve been lying to you for years.
July 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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The IRS just said churches can now endorse political candidates without losing tax-exempt status, effectively reversing the Johnson Amendment, which has banned political endorsements by tax-exempt groups since 1954. If churches want to play politics, tax them.
July 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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But Joe Biden didn’t have the authority to forgive student loans, this same court.
June 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Have you tried eating a truly unsafe amount of tortilla chips and salsa to fix your problems
June 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Elon vs Trump is the MAGA version of Kendrick vs Drake except they're both

Diddy
June 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Like before the proposed removal of Roe vs Wade and Project 2025......
April 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years
a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .
Alt: guy jokingly pretending to kill himself
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Waiting for the Steelers to sign Rodgers is like watching Tina belcher slowly and predictably crash into the only other car in the parking lot.
April 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Booker pissed on Thurmond's grave.
April 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Dentist: “Please open up.”
Me: “Sometimes I get so sad.”
March 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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“oh my god. did you see brian’s hat?”
February 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Trump's cabinet is like a collection of Scooby Doo villains.
February 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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#Art by Hook Hope
February 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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Hey dad, who was president when you were a kid?
January 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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me 15 minutes after the edible hits
January 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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When you are enjoying your spaghetti but suddenly remember the horrors of being alive
December 23, 2023 at 5:14 PM
Four horror movies to get to know me:
September 5, 2023 at 9:29 PM