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Turk & Pearl
@lazydogbone.bsky.social
Coffee lover,Whiskey sipper, sky surfer, Dad, Beer league hockey player, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈ally, dog poop picker-upper, Helmand Valley Pedro 👣🚁, Pro Democracy, USAF Combat Search & Rescue (Ret), flawed, humble, but genuinely good dude.
It’s the “America First” movement. They’re extremist. They feel that MAGA has gone ‘woke’ and moved to the left.

They’re more fascists than the authoritarians running the country now.
I really think we are seeing an MTG/Funetes/Carlson alliance forming.

I love what that spells for MAGA right now, and also I have deep misgivings for what that is going to mean in the longer term
@atrupar.com need to post this one here too
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is how Pearl looks at me when she sees prepping a Chuck Roast for the instapot.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Odd how the Cock Sucker in Chief lowered the tariffs AFTER getting paid off.
Republicans hate America so much, they elected a pedophile to rape the country like he does children.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
US agrees deal to slash Swiss tariffs to 15% after golden charm offensive
Under the deal, Donald Trump's 39% tariffs will be cut and Switzerland will invest $200bn (£150bn) in the US.
www.bbc.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Which is worse Marge? The threats from the radical left, or MAGA/America first?
Trump literally putting Marge’s life in danger because she wants to see the Epstein files
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Epstein emails my not be a smoking gun, but they sure do connect the dots.

Like, the reason Trump hates the Clinton’s so much is because Bubba blasted one in his mouth without warning him first.
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I ❤️‍🔥 the Constitution.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My SNCO, Aerial Gunner Instructor eye twitches every time I log into this game.

“GET YOUR BOOGER HOOKER OFF THAT FUCKING TRIGGER!”

*slaps stupid hat off his head*
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“Name one thing, you can never trust.”

Me: “Cops”
a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face with his mouth open
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
None of this has done anything to persuade me from believing that Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Yea… nah.
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Keep this in mind in the for the next No Kings protest.

Undoubtedly linked to facial recognition software...
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I got two seats to Arctic Entries for the season… anybody want to go with me to any of these?

I have all my teeth and you’re welcome to Courtview me. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
A much kinder, gentler machine fun hand…

Kandahar 2003 & Bastion 2012
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
So… why didn’t Biden’s administration release all this Epstein stuff?
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Jeffery Epstein. The world most renowned pedo human sex trafficker… said of Trump… “not one decent cell in his body.” in 2017.

Wild shit.
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This was the downstairs of the tower at Bagram. Our fucking TOC at the time.
President Bush and Obama exposed me to asbestos. Welcome to the club. It’s what American Presidents do.
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’m a deeply flawed, imperfect man.

But I’ve never once had the desire to diddle a kid. Unlike The President of the United States.
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Searched "Epstein" on Fox News... here's their headlines on the matter.
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I think more American men would fuck children if they knew they could get away with it like Trump has. That's why this Epstein shit doesn't matter... if there wasn't a market for little girls in America, Epstein wouldn't have been able to afford an island.

This country is filled with deplorables.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Normy dog people:
“If you’re cold, they’re cold! Bring your dogs inside!”

Great Pyrenees Caretakers:
“You’re gonna want to put on a warmer jacket.”

10*F in South Anchorage this morning.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The USA has been the "Bad Guy" since the end of the Korean War.
Bench-warmers to the Greatest Generation. Desperately chasing the dragons tail. The uneasy truth that post-WWII America inherited not just global dominance but also a psychological burden: the need to justify that dominance.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM