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Turk & Pearl
@lazydogbone.bsky.social
Coffee lover,Whiskey sipper, sky surfer, Dad, Beer league hockey player, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈ally, dog poop picker-upper, Helmand Valley Pedro 👣🚁, Pro Democracy, USAF Combat Search & Rescue (Ret), flawed, humble, but genuinely good dude.
There was a Pizza Hut on Leatherneck. We could never go because we were on 12’s and were getting multiple 9-Lines a day in the Helmand.
November 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Alien Earth.

I will go to my grave saying it’s the scariest SciFi creature ever.
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“Now the mountains all are blushin'
And they don't know what to say
'Cept a good long line of praises
For my lovely Lady Pearl…”
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My girl! She’s easy to take good pictures of.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bangles: 31
Steelers: 17

Rodgers throws 3 picks, one for a Pick 6, is sacked 5 times, and throws his helmet twice on the sidelines.
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The aspiring Social Worker in me wants to generate empathy and compassion for the onslaught of threats she’s undoubtedly facing…

The retired Aerial Gunner in me wants to say, “Fuck you. You helped create this problem. Good luck.”

Right now, my old profession is winning.
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Alpha
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
“So, you’re going to do a lot of things over the next for years… what are some of those things?”

It’s the painfully obvious follow-up question.
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Cool.

Now do Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM