Turk & Pearl
@lazydogbone.bsky.social
Coffee lover,Whiskey sipper, sky surfer, Dad, Beer league hockey player, 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈ally, dog poop picker-upper, Helmand Valley Pedro 👣🚁, Pro Democracy, USAF Combat Search & Rescue (Ret), flawed, humble, but genuinely good dude.
Nope… not watching my kid play, I’m watching him Ref.
And listen to a Dad tell another Dad about the CrossFit gym he built in his garage so his 12U Rec-A player can train constantly for a roster spot on a beer league team in 10 years.
And listen to a Dad tell another Dad about the CrossFit gym he built in his garage so his 12U Rec-A player can train constantly for a roster spot on a beer league team in 10 years.
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Nope… not watching my kid play, I’m watching him Ref.
And listen to a Dad tell another Dad about the CrossFit gym he built in his garage so his 12U Rec-A player can train constantly for a roster spot on a beer league team in 10 years.
And listen to a Dad tell another Dad about the CrossFit gym he built in his garage so his 12U Rec-A player can train constantly for a roster spot on a beer league team in 10 years.
This is how Pearl looks at me when she sees prepping a Chuck Roast for the instapot.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This is how Pearl looks at me when she sees prepping a Chuck Roast for the instapot.
I ❤️🔥 the Constitution.
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I ❤️🔥 the Constitution.
My SNCO, Aerial Gunner Instructor eye twitches every time I log into this game.
“GET YOUR BOOGER HOOKER OFF THAT FUCKING TRIGGER!”
*slaps stupid hat off his head*
“GET YOUR BOOGER HOOKER OFF THAT FUCKING TRIGGER!”
*slaps stupid hat off his head*
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My SNCO, Aerial Gunner Instructor eye twitches every time I log into this game.
“GET YOUR BOOGER HOOKER OFF THAT FUCKING TRIGGER!”
*slaps stupid hat off his head*
“GET YOUR BOOGER HOOKER OFF THAT FUCKING TRIGGER!”
*slaps stupid hat off his head*
I got two seats to Arctic Entries for the season… anybody want to go with me to any of these?
I have all my teeth and you’re welcome to Courtview me. 😂
I have all my teeth and you’re welcome to Courtview me. 😂
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I got two seats to Arctic Entries for the season… anybody want to go with me to any of these?
I have all my teeth and you’re welcome to Courtview me. 😂
I have all my teeth and you’re welcome to Courtview me. 😂
A much kinder, gentler machine fun hand…
Kandahar 2003 & Bastion 2012
Kandahar 2003 & Bastion 2012
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
A much kinder, gentler machine fun hand…
Kandahar 2003 & Bastion 2012
Kandahar 2003 & Bastion 2012
President Bush and Obama exposed me to asbestos. Welcome to the club. It’s what American Presidents do.
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
President Bush and Obama exposed me to asbestos. Welcome to the club. It’s what American Presidents do.
Searched "Epstein" on Fox News... here's their headlines on the matter.
November 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Searched "Epstein" on Fox News... here's their headlines on the matter.
Normy dog people:
“If you’re cold, they’re cold! Bring your dogs inside!”
Great Pyrenees Caretakers:
“You’re gonna want to put on a warmer jacket.”
10*F in South Anchorage this morning.
“If you’re cold, they’re cold! Bring your dogs inside!”
Great Pyrenees Caretakers:
“You’re gonna want to put on a warmer jacket.”
10*F in South Anchorage this morning.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Normy dog people:
“If you’re cold, they’re cold! Bring your dogs inside!”
Great Pyrenees Caretakers:
“You’re gonna want to put on a warmer jacket.”
10*F in South Anchorage this morning.
“If you’re cold, they’re cold! Bring your dogs inside!”
Great Pyrenees Caretakers:
“You’re gonna want to put on a warmer jacket.”
10*F in South Anchorage this morning.
First time out on the flats this season… it’s still soft in a lot of places. As long as the temps stay as low as they’ve been, should be out there with confidence next week.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
First time out on the flats this season… it’s still soft in a lot of places. As long as the temps stay as low as they’ve been, should be out there with confidence next week.
Thor Axis 24.1
I’ve decided on the Motorhome, now I need to find a good deal on a used one. Turk & Pearl World Tour!
I’ve decided on the Motorhome, now I need to find a good deal on a used one. Turk & Pearl World Tour!
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thor Axis 24.1
I’ve decided on the Motorhome, now I need to find a good deal on a used one. Turk & Pearl World Tour!
I’ve decided on the Motorhome, now I need to find a good deal on a used one. Turk & Pearl World Tour!
How I feel scrolling Bluesky over coffee on a Monday morning…
I didn’t realize Authoritarianism would be so exhausting.
I didn’t realize Authoritarianism would be so exhausting.
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
How I feel scrolling Bluesky over coffee on a Monday morning…
I didn’t realize Authoritarianism would be so exhausting.
I didn’t realize Authoritarianism would be so exhausting.
She’s been waiting since April to walk in the snow.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
She’s been waiting since April to walk in the snow.
I just realized … if I click on your page and you have your dogs in the header, it’s an instant follow.
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I just realized … if I click on your page and you have your dogs in the header, it’s an instant follow.
I miss NASCAR already.
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I miss NASCAR already.
I’ve gone from watching him throw hip checks, to watching him Ref games.
Wild shit. Life is weird.
Wild shit. Life is weird.
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’ve gone from watching him throw hip checks, to watching him Ref games.
Wild shit. Life is weird.
Wild shit. Life is weird.
“Clean and beautiful COAL!”
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“Clean and beautiful COAL!”
“Once that first Hoagie goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window.”
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“Once that first Hoagie goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window.”
Got some cording on the right rear after 25 laps on the South Anchorage tri-oval.
Time to come into the pits and get some fresh meat for winter.
Time to come into the pits and get some fresh meat for winter.
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Got some cording on the right rear after 25 laps on the South Anchorage tri-oval.
Time to come into the pits and get some fresh meat for winter.
Time to come into the pits and get some fresh meat for winter.
I like when my kid walks by when I’m gaming and says, “That’s a sick paint job on your truck Dad.”
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I like when my kid walks by when I’m gaming and says, “That’s a sick paint job on your truck Dad.”
Ross is my guy.
Figure they’ll be playing plenty of Denny’s radio calls on tv.
Figure they’ll be playing plenty of Denny’s radio calls on tv.
November 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ross is my guy.
Figure they’ll be playing plenty of Denny’s radio calls on tv.
Figure they’ll be playing plenty of Denny’s radio calls on tv.