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I mean trumps still pretending the 2020 election was stolen I don’t see why we can’t just say he actually sucked off bill clinton for as long as we want
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I mean trumps still pretending the 2020 election was stolen I don’t see why we can’t just say he actually sucked off bill clinton for as long as we want
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White man has the world's hottest take
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
White man has the world's hottest take
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Big personal news! I just sold an F-35 fighter jet to Saudi Arabia
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Big personal news! I just sold an F-35 fighter jet to Saudi Arabia
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hiring the Etsy witches to help me poop right
September 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
hiring the Etsy witches to help me poop right
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her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX
January 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
her HUSBAND is DEAD and she just wants SEX
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funniest part about spotify in the last 2 years is they’ve just started inventing new genre names by slamming whatever words together. it’s always shit like “spin trip-hop eclectic jazz bop” like what does that even mean
December 4, 2024 at 1:49 PM
funniest part about spotify in the last 2 years is they’ve just started inventing new genre names by slamming whatever words together. it’s always shit like “spin trip-hop eclectic jazz bop” like what does that even mean
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Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable
December 4, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable
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Happy Thanksgiving, Blue Sky. 🦃🩷🤭
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Blue Sky. 🦃🩷🤭
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happy thanksgiving, internet 🦃
November 28, 2024 at 3:02 PM
happy thanksgiving, internet 🦃
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Uni ate a whole chicken today?
November 27, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Uni ate a whole chicken today?
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Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Absolutely Incredible Single Day Of Retirement
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November 27, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Absolutely Incredible Single Day Of Retirement
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You know when Wile E Coyote runs off a cliff and keeps going for a while, but hasn't looked down and fallen yet? That’s America right now.
November 14, 2024 at 11:49 AM
You know when Wile E Coyote runs off a cliff and keeps going for a while, but hasn't looked down and fallen yet? That’s America right now.
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Much as I hate to bring in my baggage from the Old Place, there’s this
November 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Much as I hate to bring in my baggage from the Old Place, there’s this
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Edging the microwave by stopping it with a second to go because I don’t have the head for all that hootin’ and hollerin’ it does
September 9, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Edging the microwave by stopping it with a second to go because I don’t have the head for all that hootin’ and hollerin’ it does
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they should invent a new kind of sleep you only need four hours of
September 9, 2024 at 1:50 PM
they should invent a new kind of sleep you only need four hours of