Isabel Rogers
@isabelrogers.bsky.social
Writer. Relatively chirpy. Stockwell Park Orchestra series, and sometimes poetry.
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isabelrogers619 on instagram
https://farragobooks.com/book-series/the-stockwell-park-orchestra-series
isabelrogers.org
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Honestly, I'm about to waste a £60 ticket for the BRILLIANT French singer Zaho de Sagazan, from 7pm at the Palladium. Please can someone take it. I can't make it. She is amazing. I'm gutted.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Honestly, I'm about to waste a £60 ticket for the BRILLIANT French singer Zaho de Sagazan, from 7pm at the Palladium. Please can someone take it. I can't make it. She is amazing. I'm gutted.
Slow cooker arrived. Washed. Tomorrow is the day of First Casserole. Reading the instructions, because I'm obedient. One question: I thought leaving it unattended was the whole point? There's covering your back legally, and there's being idiotic. Or both.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Slow cooker arrived. Washed. Tomorrow is the day of First Casserole. Reading the instructions, because I'm obedient. One question: I thought leaving it unattended was the whole point? There's covering your back legally, and there's being idiotic. Or both.
I mean ... look at them
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I mean ... look at them
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Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
Waiting for a reply from my daughter to say if I have her permission to share a pic of her a) on a horse b) jumping c) dressed as Cruella de Vil. The horse was also dressed as Pongo. She got a clear round and won first prize for fancy dress. It is epic. Let's hope she says yes.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Waiting for a reply from my daughter to say if I have her permission to share a pic of her a) on a horse b) jumping c) dressed as Cruella de Vil. The horse was also dressed as Pongo. She got a clear round and won first prize for fancy dress. It is epic. Let's hope she says yes.
they really do have a lot of friends
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
they really do have a lot of friends
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Going to put this on front of you again. The news moves on, but the problems faced by those living in Jamaica are still there.
I know many of you will already have done something to help the people of Jamaica, but if you felt like helping a specific family, this is the GoFundMe set up by my son’s girlfriend for her relatives, who find themselves in dire straits. Every bit helps, shares appreciated. gofund.me/9b5b74984
Donate to Hurricane Melissa: Please help support our family in Jamaica, organized by Taylor Mitchell
Hello everyone,
Many of you have heard about Hurricane Melis… Taylor Mitchell needs your support for Hurricane Melissa: Please help support our family in Jamaica
gofund.me
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Going to put this on front of you again. The news moves on, but the problems faced by those living in Jamaica are still there.
I'd like a word with my brain.
2.15am-6.00am WIDE AWAKE
6.01am-6.28am sleeeeep with weird dreams
6.29am PING oh yeah my alarm goes off in 31 mins I'd better rev up
*drinks gallon of tea*
2.15am-6.00am WIDE AWAKE
6.01am-6.28am sleeeeep with weird dreams
6.29am PING oh yeah my alarm goes off in 31 mins I'd better rev up
*drinks gallon of tea*
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I'd like a word with my brain.
2.15am-6.00am WIDE AWAKE
6.01am-6.28am sleeeeep with weird dreams
6.29am PING oh yeah my alarm goes off in 31 mins I'd better rev up
*drinks gallon of tea*
2.15am-6.00am WIDE AWAKE
6.01am-6.28am sleeeeep with weird dreams
6.29am PING oh yeah my alarm goes off in 31 mins I'd better rev up
*drinks gallon of tea*
New build regime started today (you can hear about Old Build Regime when it's finally [legally] over) and BOY am I a zippy project manager. Skip hire? TICK Portaloo hire? TICK Plant hire? TICK Contacting Building Control? TICK Architect conference call? TICK
*Kermit typing gif*
*Kermit typing gif*
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
New build regime started today (you can hear about Old Build Regime when it's finally [legally] over) and BOY am I a zippy project manager. Skip hire? TICK Portaloo hire? TICK Plant hire? TICK Contacting Building Control? TICK Architect conference call? TICK
*Kermit typing gif*
*Kermit typing gif*
Wetsuited-up Ed surfs up to the bank of the Thames at Westminster, steps off his board, hands Keir the letter, towels himself dry and gets on with his day. Spot on. God I miss Election Ed.
I’ve written to Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage urging them to condemn Donald Trump’s attack on the BBC.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
The BBC belongs to Britain, not Trump. We must defend it together.
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Wetsuited-up Ed surfs up to the bank of the Thames at Westminster, steps off his board, hands Keir the letter, towels himself dry and gets on with his day. Spot on. God I miss Election Ed.
Last night my son told me about a secret thing he's doing this week. I don't know why it's secret, but can't tell you what it is. What I *can* say is that it involves telling a load of actors how to sing in Latin. Niche, but very cool.
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Last night my son told me about a secret thing he's doing this week. I don't know why it's secret, but can't tell you what it is. What I *can* say is that it involves telling a load of actors how to sing in Latin. Niche, but very cool.
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the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the right winger who was appointed to lead the BBC in the hope of appeasing right wingers has been driven out by right wingers for not appeasing right wingers enough and the BBC has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
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Me, giggling like a goblin, strapping myself into the BBC Boss chair, commissioning non-celeb sitcom & sketch show after another. High concept narrative comedies by women! 100 shows with writers rooms! Tell whatever celeb blokes are doing a travel show they can make their own way back from Bordeaux!
November 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Me, giggling like a goblin, strapping myself into the BBC Boss chair, commissioning non-celeb sitcom & sketch show after another. High concept narrative comedies by women! 100 shows with writers rooms! Tell whatever celeb blokes are doing a travel show they can make their own way back from Bordeaux!
Booked my flu jab, because I'm the exact target audience scared by today's news that the virus mutated over the summer and we're in for a bad winter of it. Paying for jab, mind. The government doesn't care *that* much.
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Booked my flu jab, because I'm the exact target audience scared by today's news that the virus mutated over the summer and we're in for a bad winter of it. Paying for jab, mind. The government doesn't care *that* much.
When I don't take his polite sitting-down death stare supper hints (half an hour early and I've just about dragged him into GMT now), he walks backwards pulling silly faces wagging his tail
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
When I don't take his polite sitting-down death stare supper hints (half an hour early and I've just about dragged him into GMT now), he walks backwards pulling silly faces wagging his tail
it'll be fiiiiine shh
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
it'll be fiiiiine shh
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Don't have to get ready for photo ops like this if you STAY ready
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Don't have to get ready for photo ops like this if you STAY ready
First time my air fryer and I have fallen out. It burned the top of my ginger cake. BUT I was going to ice it anyway so will slice the top off and nobody will ever know. Do not dob me in it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
First time my air fryer and I have fallen out. It burned the top of my ginger cake. BUT I was going to ice it anyway so will slice the top off and nobody will ever know. Do not dob me in it.
Into the eight hour. Fourth call. This hold music could actually drive me to violence. But my call *is* important to them. So there's that.
Caught in kafkaesque loop trying to track my mother's supermarket order from 500 miles away, when she lives 1.3 miles from their shop. New driver didn't see her flat number. Apparently went in, didn't ask at front desk, went away again. 5 hours and 3 lo o o o n g calls later we are still wondering
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Into the eight hour. Fourth call. This hold music could actually drive me to violence. But my call *is* important to them. So there's that.
no reason to watch this. no reason
Thank You Joe Marler - Harlequins pay tribute to Marler after his retirement from rugby
YouTube video by Harlequins
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November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
no reason to watch this. no reason
As the cold winter months stretch out ahead, I stared at my one hob ring and tiny air fryer and had a yearning for warming casseroles. So ordered a slow cooker (I think @janjonesauthor.bsky.social said I should ages ago). I can give it to my son when I regain a kitchen so NOT A WASTE OF MONEY
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
As the cold winter months stretch out ahead, I stared at my one hob ring and tiny air fryer and had a yearning for warming casseroles. So ordered a slow cooker (I think @janjonesauthor.bsky.social said I should ages ago). I can give it to my son when I regain a kitchen so NOT A WASTE OF MONEY
Caught in kafkaesque loop trying to track my mother's supermarket order from 500 miles away, when she lives 1.3 miles from their shop. New driver didn't see her flat number. Apparently went in, didn't ask at front desk, went away again. 5 hours and 3 lo o o o n g calls later we are still wondering
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Caught in kafkaesque loop trying to track my mother's supermarket order from 500 miles away, when she lives 1.3 miles from their shop. New driver didn't see her flat number. Apparently went in, didn't ask at front desk, went away again. 5 hours and 3 lo o o o n g calls later we are still wondering
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
It has been Quite A Week. I may have poured myself a small glass of wine. Hello
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It has been Quite A Week. I may have poured myself a small glass of wine. Hello
For complicated reasons I'm not going to get into, this afternoon I had a wonderfully circular conversation, halfway through which I realised we were reënacting (oh hai The New Yorker) Grosse Pointe Blank's first Ultimart scene:
"what are you doing here?"
"what are YOU doing here?"
"I live here"
etc
"what are you doing here?"
"what are YOU doing here?"
"I live here"
etc
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
For complicated reasons I'm not going to get into, this afternoon I had a wonderfully circular conversation, halfway through which I realised we were reënacting (oh hai The New Yorker) Grosse Pointe Blank's first Ultimart scene:
"what are you doing here?"
"what are YOU doing here?"
"I live here"
etc
"what are you doing here?"
"what are YOU doing here?"
"I live here"
etc