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GEORGE: These days you need a Steam account if you want to hang out with women! It's a new game every week, Jerry!

JERRY: A new game every week? I thought you were playing that horror extraction game.

GEORGE: They're all horror extraction! It's all the same game, but you pay $20 every time!
March 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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March 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you

when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life
March 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Gov. Walz: If you need a little boost during the day, check out Tesla stock.
March 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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i think if you still defend dem leadership after this you should be studied in a lab to figure out what’s wrong with you. unfortunately that lab has also been defunded
March 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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true ally
March 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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today marks the first time in american history where a car company has been allowed to dictate government policy if you ignore every other day since the invention of the automobile
March 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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RIP George Lowe

Your whole career was amazing, but it would've been legendary even if you'd only executed this line reading:
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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smoking weed in the cool night air while staring at the stars and yearning (i am very effete and mysterious)
February 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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me rolling out of the target parking lot after my tax return hits
February 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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There’s something happening in this country.
Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
February 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.
February 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Me after google maps offers a reroute that saves 5 minutes but it actually adds 10 minutes and takes me through stop and start small town traffic
February 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
When you go beyond being a DPS main to living a DPS lifestyle
February 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Katsushi Murakami
February 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Felt inspired
January 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM