G Mars✨️
@inalltheirglory.bsky.social
Mexicana • Queer • Dancer • Alleged Human • French-fry Enthusiast
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[trying to discern which of my friends is a class traitor]
so that CEO murder, huh?
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so that CEO murder, huh?
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December 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
[trying to discern which of my friends is a class traitor]
so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️
so that CEO murder, huh?
👁️ 👁️
Accidentally locked myself out of the house, with a baby and stroller, also my phone is dying. How's your Tuesday going?
December 10, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Accidentally locked myself out of the house, with a baby and stroller, also my phone is dying. How's your Tuesday going?
Yo, there's no way we get TWO dead bastards in one week right?!
December 8, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Yo, there's no way we get TWO dead bastards in one week right?!
I bailed on the xmas party so we're staying indoors and making burgers for dinner!🍔
December 7, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I bailed on the xmas party so we're staying indoors and making burgers for dinner!🍔
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Hallmark Presents: Werner Herzog’s Uncaring Universe Christmas
December 6, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Hallmark Presents: Werner Herzog’s Uncaring Universe Christmas
Risotto is so worth it, make a ton and you have leftovers for arancini, double deliciousness!
December 6, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Risotto is so worth it, make a ton and you have leftovers for arancini, double deliciousness!
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Amazing that my feed, though divided, is slightly pro-assassin.
December 5, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Amazing that my feed, though divided, is slightly pro-assassin.
I have to decide what I'm doing for dinner before I can have lunch, it just makes sense.
December 5, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I have to decide what I'm doing for dinner before I can have lunch, it just makes sense.
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I've leved up to "environmentally friendly".
December 5, 2024 at 4:34 AM
I've leved up to "environmentally friendly".
I refuse to apologize.
he’s a 10 but wants his coffee to taste like a milkshake
December 5, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I refuse to apologize.
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post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
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(finally settled at the coffeeshop only to find my table is wobbly) i am going to become the Joker
December 4, 2024 at 2:22 PM
(finally settled at the coffeeshop only to find my table is wobbly) i am going to become the Joker
So much of me is intrusive thoughts, I wonder who I would be if I just let them all out.
December 5, 2024 at 2:54 AM
So much of me is intrusive thoughts, I wonder who I would be if I just let them all out.
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Baby hates getting changed after swim class, and every time there's a different lady making faces/noises or smiling at him to entertain him while I desperately try to get us both into our dry clothes. I feel seen in my motherhood, and warm in the embrace of every amazing woman that gets it.
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Baby hates getting changed after swim class, and every time there's a different lady making faces/noises or smiling at him to entertain him while I desperately try to get us both into our dry clothes. I feel seen in my motherhood, and warm in the embrace of every amazing woman that gets it.
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Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough
December 3, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough
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we as gay people are allowed to be late to work with an iced coffee in hand
December 2, 2024 at 9:09 AM
we as gay people are allowed to be late to work with an iced coffee in hand
I know the Kendrick Lamar one!
NME’s Top 10 songs released this year:
1. Good Luck, Babe!
2. Not Like Us
3. Starburster
4. Girl, so confusing featuring lorde
5. Angel Of My Dreams
6. Albert Road
7. Alesis
8. 16 Carriages
9. Supernova
10. HISS
1. Good Luck, Babe!
2. Not Like Us
3. Starburster
4. Girl, so confusing featuring lorde
5. Angel Of My Dreams
6. Albert Road
7. Alesis
8. 16 Carriages
9. Supernova
10. HISS
December 3, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I know the Kendrick Lamar one!
I went to take out the trash and innocently left out some of my lunch leftovers. I came back to find the cat on top of the table, whiskers deep in the sour cream, absolutely shameless.
December 2, 2024 at 6:37 AM
I went to take out the trash and innocently left out some of my lunch leftovers. I came back to find the cat on top of the table, whiskers deep in the sour cream, absolutely shameless.
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
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i know we’re back to skinny culture bc im watching the netflix movie where the male love interest is a snowman come to life and they cast a man with like 5% body fat instead of a guy with a dad bod and round tum like SNOWMEN are supposed to have
December 1, 2024 at 3:34 AM
i know we’re back to skinny culture bc im watching the netflix movie where the male love interest is a snowman come to life and they cast a man with like 5% body fat instead of a guy with a dad bod and round tum like SNOWMEN are supposed to have
I love that all the furry artists are here already🩵
September 11, 2023 at 8:50 PM
I love that all the furry artists are here already🩵