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ilpagliacci.bsky.social
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@ilpagliacci.bsky.social
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queer appalachian pagan anarchist
they/them
madness is divine
reach heaven by violence
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undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online
Whoop whoop 🙌
Reddit post from r/juggalo r/juggalo u/BUTTERS-STOTCH_X • 6d •* I'm no longer a juggalette and I regret being one.... (READ MORE!!) Discussion Cuz I know who I really I am, I wasnt a happy juggalette.. I am now a juggalo!!!! WOOHOO TRANNSALO GO BRRR
March 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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junlper.beer
niche micro celebrities are the modern day steppe hoardes
January 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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kohakudoori.com
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
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gaykwon.bsky.social
Need.
January 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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dril.bsky.social
when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
December 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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junlper.beer
me liking every positive post about luigi mangione that comes on my timeline
December 23, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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junlper.beer
🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!
December 18, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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leyawn.bsky.social
anyone with less followers than me is a feeble peasant, not even worthy of a simple like. anyone with more followers than me is a cruel tyrant, obsessed with clout. and anyone with exactly my number of followers i will defeat in hand to hand combat
December 17, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Jesse Pinkman approaches Walter White and says "you Mr. White" He opens his sketchbook to show Ken Penders-like drawings of him and Walt. He says "I drew us as Sonic OCs." Walt furrows his brow, becomes very intense and says "Jesse..."
December 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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ohrobin.bsky.social
there is water at the bottom of the ocean
Top panel: Kirk Van Houten, resplendent in an oversized novelty suit, gestures to his race car bed and says, “I sleep behind the wheel of a large automobile, do you?” Bottom panel: Homer, similarly clad, replies, “I sleep in my beautiful house with my beautiful wife.”
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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junlper.beer
post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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makeitunclear.bsky.social
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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trismegistusmx.bsky.social
BlueSky needs a laugh react.
princessprettygirl.bsky.social Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · Dec 5
BREAKING: NYPD releases sketch of suspect in today's fatal Manhattan shooting.
D.B "Da Boy" Cooper
December 5, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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gaykwon.bsky.social
hummus hotdog
December 5, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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junlper.beer
funniest part about spotify in the last 2 years is they’ve just started inventing new genre names by slamming whatever words together. it’s always shit like “spin trip-hop eclectic jazz bop” like what does that even mean
December 4, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
oh wow
Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.
December 4, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Failed my audition for Slipknot even though I explained to them that my proposed persona, “a perfectly normal clown”, would make their existing clown look even scarier by comparison 😞
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 AM