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April
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Forcefem
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
getting used to injecting estrogen into myself has made me about 1000% more likely to actually go through with installing an NFC chip into my own hand
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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My hot take about Metroid is that I'm not big into Metroid but I don't think you should ever hear a single human voice or see a single human face during the course of those games unless you 101%'d it, and then you get to see Samus's newest gorgeous visage say "congratulations, gamer" at the camera
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i pray every day that hell is real, because the thought of joss whedon enduring unimaginable suffering for all of eternity for his crimes against writing bring me some small comfort in the face of the horrors
Finding out Metroid Prime 4 has a bumbling, comic relief sidekick that looks like this. It has maybe never been more over.
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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It's Bunlith: The Witch Upstairs

📅 EPISODE 1 NOW AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON KICKSTARTER!

Watch Now!! 📺

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Good morning! I hope everyone has a fantastic yuriful Wednesday!
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I might never have been as excited for a video as I am for this
Folks, I have a new video today where I'm very excited to announce a new dishwasher powder on the market.

Why am I so excited? Because it's vindicated every single one of my detergent opinions.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2...
I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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wow! the breasts of a fictional character
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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August 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I an not going go lie about my beliefs. These included:
✅ Conflating nonbinary with "does not have medical needs" is enbyphobic.
✅ No doctor or therapist should be within 500 feet of your transition without consent.
✅ Anyone and everyone should have full bodily autonomy.
✅ Transmisogyny is bad.
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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i hate sports, the only balls im hitting are my girlfriend's
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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halt! it appears you're about to comment "you don't need to pass" on a transsexual's post wherein they specifically ask for passing tips! instead of ignoring someone's safety and material needs in favor of your own masturbatory genderfuck utopia, might i direct you to that transsexual's PayPal?
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
mood for all non-americans using the site today

youtu.be/iur9ALOuEBE
I Don't Give A SHIT About Baseball Eric Andre
YouTube video by Chad Reid
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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transsexuality's strongest soldier
October 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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They're remastering me in the quote reposts, my aesthetics aren't representative of the original artistic intent and the gameplay is slightly off.
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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This guy assures people he's great at compartmentalizing his rape erotica and his relationships with real women
furrowing my brow
October 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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The real reason no one wants to admit for why the left is so fractured and splintered and can never harmonize is because it allows men to have power and influence within it, and as such, they’re going to feel entitled to the occasional shitty little bigotry as a treat for being such good boys.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
its objectively true that this is the result of modern games having far worse readability in the pursuit of realism. it's also objectively true that this worse readability wouldn't be a problem if the average gamer wasn't half blind with the attention span and patience of a gnat or perhaps fruit fly
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 28d
The debate over yellow paint in video games to guide players has resurfaced again after Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth director Naoki Hamaguchi told GamesRadar+ that "there is definitely a need" for it. What do you think? bit.ly/4qA6JRL
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I had mtf bottom surgery and my bottom surgeon used to be a halal butcher, which means my vagina would also have been halal if it weren’t made from pulled pork
October 26, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Holy Sundae
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
made a twitter account just for lurking and its crazy how that site just instantly shows me the content i want to see and nothing else, how is it so much better at it than this site is lol
October 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM