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My wife just finished reading a book simply titles "The Husbands"
Report: Girlfriend Probably Reading Some Book Called ‘The Midwife’s Promise’
theonion.com/report-...
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I am, once again, thinking about how good the Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney soundtrack is
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm calling the Coast Guard.
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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that humble little crocodile has returned
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Yep
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Slop (complimentary)

Livermush is slop (derogatory)
November 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My rowdy sons are violating state lobbying regulations on behalf of Big Cookie
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Marty Supreme is about a guy named Marty with sour cream and tomatoes. I hope everyone is having a nice Sunday
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Experiencing the Sunday night scaries on the Saturday night before I start a brand new job
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Wonder what the metrics are per episode now that an unnamed 90s television show recap podcast has seemingly permanently shifted to recapping current season episodes of Dancing with the Stars
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Lots of dopes in the replies who will not be spending the afterlife among the souls in communion with Eywa
‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’ runtime has been listed at 3 hours & 15 minutes 🍿

The longest film in the franchise
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
really feeling The Gamer's Urge recently (want to replay the Red Dead Redemption 2 campaign)
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Sense and Sensibility back in theaters in December
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
That's right
Hard to think of anything in media that regularly brings me as much pure joy anymore as the headline in The New York Times' Trilobites section.
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My dad only ever expressed one (1) political opinion to me in my entire life, and it was that Jimmy Carter was a national disgrace and the worst president ever solely because he gave the Panama Canal back to Panama
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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hard agree
February 18, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗

MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine
November 10, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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At a friend's wedding rehearsal dinner, another groomsman said he follows my Letterboxd because of said friend.

Groomsman proceeded to go through a dozen movies listed on there and told me if he agreed and disagreed with me. He took umbrage with my low opinions on Joker and Star Wars Episode 2.
November 12, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Kirby is fuckin and suckin til the sun goes down
the opening paragraph to Nintendo Power's July 2000 reveal of Kirby 64 is insane
September 13, 2023 at 8:27 PM
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July 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM