end of the Bourne movies music starts up as i discover the chip i dropped earlier and couldn't find has been inside of my shirt all along

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

When I was young the only influencer we had was the kid who’s both parents worked & had a pool

so which is it liberals, is it bad for the us to exert dominance over canada (tariffs) or is it good (kendrick lamar)? make up your minds

Could this have been Jimmy Uso if he had called an uber? #RoyalRumble

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

This is the cowardice of the Washington Post. Legacy media is failing.

DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡
REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]

Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

Hour 12 since deleting twitter: discovered I am married and my wife has a fascinating career.

I finally deleted X, the everything app, from my phone. It’s been an hour, and I fear I’m missing some good jokes that won’t get reposted here.

Cursed/blessed with Gen Z coworkers.

Dang, you can also get CTE from just pretending to get hit in the head

The Joe Rogan of the left must also be from Newsradio and that’s why he has to be beloved character actor Stephen Root

Darby dressed like 2001 Lita #AEWDoN

A poster's soul never dies, it simply migrates like a demon from a dying host to a new one