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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
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THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
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So its only MARCH and this administration has. 1. Had multiple plane accidents. 2. Measle outbreaks. 3. Redacted Epstein records. 4. Attempt to deport ACTUAL citizens to include NATIVE Americans. AND began the worse economic COLLAPSE in many years. So are you..........
March 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So its only MARCH and this administration has. 1. Had multiple plane accidents. 2. Measle outbreaks. 3. Redacted Epstein records. 4. Attempt to deport ACTUAL citizens to include NATIVE Americans. AND began the worse economic COLLAPSE in many years. So are you..........
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Would love to take that The Young Turks host who has gone full maga over the term “birthing person” instead of “mother” and staple this list to her idiot forehead.
2. A memo distributed by NSA leadership to its staff says that on February 10, all NSA websites and internal network pages that contain banned words will be deleted.
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
This is the list of 27 banned words distributed to NSA staff:
February 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Would love to take that The Young Turks host who has gone full maga over the term “birthing person” instead of “mother” and staple this list to her idiot forehead.
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It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
February 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything
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MORE PEOPE HAVE JOBS THAN EVER!
Wall Street: “this is terrible, sell everything.”
Wut?!
Wall Street: “this is terrible, sell everything.”
Wut?!
January 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
MORE PEOPE HAVE JOBS THAN EVER!
Wall Street: “this is terrible, sell everything.”
Wut?!
Wall Street: “this is terrible, sell everything.”
Wut?!
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they aren't, but they should be
Notice how no "libtards" or "leftist lunatics" are beating policemen in the streets of DC right now?
We had hope that our government would keep us safe and all we got was a giant "🖕🤷♀️" from our politicians.
We had hope that our government would keep us safe and all we got was a giant "🖕🤷♀️" from our politicians.
January 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
they aren't, but they should be
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just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
December 31, 2024 at 3:10 AM
just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
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so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
December 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this
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he's posting at 3am about annexing Canada but ok
December 19, 2024 at 12:39 AM
he's posting at 3am about annexing Canada but ok
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Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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When they kill *us* it's "increasing shareholder value", when we return the favor it's an "act of terrorism"
NEW: Grand jury describes killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson as an "act of terrorism"
December 18, 2024 at 4:04 PM
When they kill *us* it's "increasing shareholder value", when we return the favor it's an "act of terrorism"
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Yes.
@hankgreen.bsky.social Is a science project just a nonfiction art project?
December 16, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Yes.
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i legit do not understand why this is a thing suburbanites care about when you can just use the phrase chicagoland instead
Chicagoans (meaning people within the city limits) get really pissy at anyone who lives in the region and says "I'm from Chicago" and unfortunately they've gotten to me, but I would like to propose an alternative qualifier:
If you can see the skyline from where you live, you're "from Chicago"
If you can see the skyline from where you live, you're "from Chicago"
December 16, 2024 at 8:18 PM
i legit do not understand why this is a thing suburbanites care about when you can just use the phrase chicagoland instead
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The longest edging in US history
TikTok's lawyers have formally asked the Supreme Court for an injunction preserving access to the platform while they appeal a D.C. Circuit decision upholding the divest-or-ban law. www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...
December 16, 2024 at 8:26 PM
The longest edging in US history
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New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday
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December 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday
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I really wish the world would stop being a bad cyberpunk novel.
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I really wish the world would stop being a bad cyberpunk novel.
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I didn't really predict that a a bunch of companies working to make life cheaper and more convenient would start us on a path to just NEVER INTERACTING WITH HUMANS and that seems very bad and like something to push back very hard against.
December 6, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I didn't really predict that a a bunch of companies working to make life cheaper and more convenient would start us on a path to just NEVER INTERACTING WITH HUMANS and that seems very bad and like something to push back very hard against.
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Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network
A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.
A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.
Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns
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December 3, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Study: More Americans Buying Firearms To Defend Selves From Toddlers Who Found Their Guns | Onion News Network
A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.
A new study among the nation's gun owners has found their top reason for purchasing a firearm: self-defense against children who have picked up their unsecured guns.