Space Captain Zemo
@spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
He/Him
Broadcaster
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The US extracted the wealth from Puerto Rico through sugar/tobacco plantations for decades while paying farm laborers almost nothing. The Jones act has taxed Puerto Ricans to prop up a US shipping cartel for a century. The only parasites are the wealthy Americans extracting wealth from the island.
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The US extracted the wealth from Puerto Rico through sugar/tobacco plantations for decades while paying farm laborers almost nothing. The Jones act has taxed Puerto Ricans to prop up a US shipping cartel for a century. The only parasites are the wealthy Americans extracting wealth from the island.
Grocery store fried chicken will ALWAYS be better than any chain's fried chicken.
Tastes better and always a better price.
Tastes better and always a better price.
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Grocery store fried chicken will ALWAYS be better than any chain's fried chicken.
Tastes better and always a better price.
Tastes better and always a better price.
Age verification? I used to watch Pinwheel as a kid.
age verification? do you know what a tape drive sounds like when you're running the nightly backups? we do
age verification?
i asked Jeeves things
i asked Jeeves things
February 10, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Age verification? I used to watch Pinwheel as a kid.
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
Halftime show hit me like a ton of bricks in the best kind of way.
Still digesting, but yeah😭😭😭😭
Still digesting, but yeah😭😭😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Halftime show hit me like a ton of bricks in the best kind of way.
Still digesting, but yeah😭😭😭😭
Still digesting, but yeah😭😭😭😭
KOOPA'S
WIFE
BIBINBA
WIFE
BIBINBA
A 1994 Japanese Nintendo catalog included a sample image to illustrate the capabilities of Mario Paint that depicts "KOOPA'S WIFE BIBINBA". While the character is likely not canon, her name is based on a discarded name for Bowser, so it may have been drawn by a Nintendo employee.
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
KOOPA'S
WIFE
BIBINBA
WIFE
BIBINBA
I might turn into one of those "I only play retro titles" people mainly because of AI nonsense.
February 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I might turn into one of those "I only play retro titles" people mainly because of AI nonsense.
Mark Hamill- Do more corny Star Wars gags
Seth Rollins- Goofy wrestling bits
Bad Bunny-Make ALL the douchenozzles mad
Patton Oswalt-Let him go full "Hey we're gonna do stuff with obscure Muppets and nerd humor"
Seth Rollins- Goofy wrestling bits
Bad Bunny-Make ALL the douchenozzles mad
Patton Oswalt-Let him go full "Hey we're gonna do stuff with obscure Muppets and nerd humor"
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Mark Hamill- Do more corny Star Wars gags
Seth Rollins- Goofy wrestling bits
Bad Bunny-Make ALL the douchenozzles mad
Patton Oswalt-Let him go full "Hey we're gonna do stuff with obscure Muppets and nerd humor"
Seth Rollins- Goofy wrestling bits
Bad Bunny-Make ALL the douchenozzles mad
Patton Oswalt-Let him go full "Hey we're gonna do stuff with obscure Muppets and nerd humor"
Grim Reaper-"...wow"
Me-🤷🏽
Me-🤷🏽
when you die they read your entire search history back to you
February 7, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Grim Reaper-"...wow"
Me-🤷🏽
Me-🤷🏽
One of those nights at work where an ice cold beer and a hot shower sound REAL good right now.
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
One of those nights at work where an ice cold beer and a hot shower sound REAL good right now.
OOOOOOOO
Hope the arcade I run tournaments at gets this🤞🏽
Hope the arcade I run tournaments at gets this🤞🏽
Pokémon pinball from Stern Pinball coming soon pokemon.sternpinball.com/landing-page...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJms...
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-Premium ($9,699)
-Limited Edition model ($12,999)
February 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
OOOOOOOO
Hope the arcade I run tournaments at gets this🤞🏽
Hope the arcade I run tournaments at gets this🤞🏽
Brain no work good today.
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February 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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AOC: We are going to have to reckon, as a country, with this time. And I hope that that reckoning includes prosecution of people who are involved with the lawbreaking and human rights violations they are knowingly engaging in right now.
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
AOC: We are going to have to reckon, as a country, with this time. And I hope that that reckoning includes prosecution of people who are involved with the lawbreaking and human rights violations they are knowingly engaging in right now.
Dude starts every sentence with "mmmmm you know what's interesting?" in a super nasally voice that he thinks makes him sound intelligent.
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Dude starts every sentence with "mmmmm you know what's interesting?" in a super nasally voice that he thinks makes him sound intelligent.
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Chip Berlet (1949-2026)
When neo-fascists began to be followed and recorded, it was Chip that was the one who made the first moves. He gave us the blueprint that antifascist researchers go by today. Thank you, Chip, we will take it from here.
When neo-fascists began to be followed and recorded, it was Chip that was the one who made the first moves. He gave us the blueprint that antifascist researchers go by today. Thank you, Chip, we will take it from here.
Chip Berlet (1949-2026)
When neo-fascists began to be followed and recorded, it was Chip that was the one who made the first moves. He gave us the blueprint that antifascist researchers go by today. Thank you, Chip, we will take it from here.
idavox.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Chip Berlet (1949-2026)
When neo-fascists began to be followed and recorded, it was Chip that was the one who made the first moves. He gave us the blueprint that antifascist researchers go by today. Thank you, Chip, we will take it from here.
When neo-fascists began to be followed and recorded, it was Chip that was the one who made the first moves. He gave us the blueprint that antifascist researchers go by today. Thank you, Chip, we will take it from here.
I can't quite prove it but I'm almost certain that Costco changed the crust on their pizza dough.
Got a slice in the food court today and I could swear it tasted different.
Got a slice in the food court today and I could swear it tasted different.
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I can't quite prove it but I'm almost certain that Costco changed the crust on their pizza dough.
Got a slice in the food court today and I could swear it tasted different.
Got a slice in the food court today and I could swear it tasted different.
I wanted to love Quake Wars and Brink.
Both had the Wolfenstein Enemy Territory DNA coursing through them but they just didn't quite scratch the itch.
Brink had amazing aesthetics though, real shame.
Both had the Wolfenstein Enemy Territory DNA coursing through them but they just didn't quite scratch the itch.
Brink had amazing aesthetics though, real shame.
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I wanted to love Quake Wars and Brink.
Both had the Wolfenstein Enemy Territory DNA coursing through them but they just didn't quite scratch the itch.
Brink had amazing aesthetics though, real shame.
Both had the Wolfenstein Enemy Territory DNA coursing through them but they just didn't quite scratch the itch.
Brink had amazing aesthetics though, real shame.
This one goes HARD
February 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
This one goes HARD
Ah, Thursday.
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Ah, Thursday.
The entire company comes out and does a full apology for abandoning StarTropics then they put Mike Jones in Smash while announcing a new StarTropics game.
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 AM
The entire company comes out and does a full apology for abandoning StarTropics then they put Mike Jones in Smash while announcing a new StarTropics game.
I've seen First Communion suits better than this.
February 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I've seen First Communion suits better than this.
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
Shoestring by a country mile.
What is the worst fried potato format and why is it the tater tot?
February 4, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Shoestring by a country mile.