Space Captain Zemo
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Quarter Pounder with Cheese beats out the Big Mac 24/7.
December 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Quarter Pounder with Cheese beats out the Big Mac 24/7.
Disconnect Mr. House from all his connections
Crack open his tube
Fart on him
Close the tube
Dude lays there forever unable to do anything but breathe recirculated ass cloud
Crack open his tube
Fart on him
Close the tube
Dude lays there forever unable to do anything but breathe recirculated ass cloud
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Disconnect Mr. House from all his connections
Crack open his tube
Fart on him
Close the tube
Dude lays there forever unable to do anything but breathe recirculated ass cloud
Crack open his tube
Fart on him
Close the tube
Dude lays there forever unable to do anything but breathe recirculated ass cloud
Sometimes the best thing to do is absolutely hammer on a quarter pounder with cheese and a large fry at 1:30 in the morning.
What a day.
What a day.
December 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Sometimes the best thing to do is absolutely hammer on a quarter pounder with cheese and a large fry at 1:30 in the morning.
What a day.
What a day.
"Oh hey it's... Atlantic Rim...Ressurection?"
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"Oh hey it's... Atlantic Rim...Ressurection?"
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No one can tell me that these aren't wrestling legs.
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
No one can tell me that these aren't wrestling legs.
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pull-ups are hard and there's no shame in not being able to do them but if you think kids should die of preventable illnesses for eugenics "weakness" reasons you deserve to be laughed at for your fake ass little frog jump for the rest of your life
December 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
pull-ups are hard and there's no shame in not being able to do them but if you think kids should die of preventable illnesses for eugenics "weakness" reasons you deserve to be laughed at for your fake ass little frog jump for the rest of your life
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It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
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A sickening mistake. Once again, RFK is proving he’s more interested in promoting pseudoscience than actually making Americans healthy again.
And it'll be our kids who pay the price.
The CDC must reverse this immediately.
And it'll be our kids who pay the price.
The CDC must reverse this immediately.
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s hand-picked vaccine committee voted on Friday to do away with the long-standing, universal recommendation that all babies receive a hepatitis B shot at birth, issuing weaker guidance for certain infants.
Full details: cnb.cx/3XDcyR9
Full details: cnb.cx/3XDcyR9
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A sickening mistake. Once again, RFK is proving he’s more interested in promoting pseudoscience than actually making Americans healthy again.
And it'll be our kids who pay the price.
The CDC must reverse this immediately.
And it'll be our kids who pay the price.
The CDC must reverse this immediately.
Some event will happen so some bro can hit his parlay.
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Some event will happen so some bro can hit his parlay.
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
Me in the Criterion Closet: No it's fine, I understand not everybody saw Flight of the Navigator a zillion times as a kid. Here let me just add my old VHS copy of when we recorded it off the TV during a "Free Disney Channel Weekend" back in the late 80s. You're welcome.
Me in the Criterion Closet: No it’s fine, I mean I’m glad you have 3 John Woo movies, it’s just that there should be more. Here let me just add a few copies of the international cut of Red Cliff. Yes it’s like 5 hours. Yes you’ll thank me later.
ME IN THE CRITERION CLOSET: I guess I was just hoping you guys would have more copies of Godzilla vs. Biollante
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Me in the Criterion Closet: No it's fine, I understand not everybody saw Flight of the Navigator a zillion times as a kid. Here let me just add my old VHS copy of when we recorded it off the TV during a "Free Disney Channel Weekend" back in the late 80s. You're welcome.
Ah yes, sleep.
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Ah yes, sleep.
Newsom represents a party and ideology that has proven to be a failure.
We cannot be lured into the "same old thing" anymore.
We cannot be lured into the "same old thing" anymore.
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Newsom represents a party and ideology that has proven to be a failure.
We cannot be lured into the "same old thing" anymore.
We cannot be lured into the "same old thing" anymore.
This game is gonna be messy
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This game is gonna be messy
I'll never forget how absolutely TERRIFIED he made me feel at the beginning of Mortal Kombat.
RIP
RIP
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
deadline.com/2025/12/cary...
deadline.com/2025/12/cary...
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.
deadline.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I'll never forget how absolutely TERRIFIED he made me feel at the beginning of Mortal Kombat.
RIP
RIP
I'll bet you lunch the dude will have some "Open an account with me by a certain date and you might win ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" promotion.
I'll bump that bet to a week of lunches that it'll be a Super Bowl ad.
I'll bump that bet to a week of lunches that it'll be a Super Bowl ad.
oh that’s good. not enough of every aspect of our lives were financialized quite yet
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I'll bet you lunch the dude will have some "Open an account with me by a certain date and you might win ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" promotion.
I'll bump that bet to a week of lunches that it'll be a Super Bowl ad.
I'll bump that bet to a week of lunches that it'll be a Super Bowl ad.
One of those times where I'd want to watch it in B&W first
‘Spider-Noir’ starring Nicolas Cage will officially release in both black & white and color in 2026 🕷️
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
One of those times where I'd want to watch it in B&W first
I'll do a Seattle Dog if I have the option.
Chilli and cheese if I have the option
Mustard if I have the option
Kinda depends on what I have on hand and what I'm feeling
Oh yeah or nacho cheese sometimes.
Chilli and cheese if I have the option
Mustard if I have the option
Kinda depends on what I have on hand and what I'm feeling
Oh yeah or nacho cheese sometimes.
What do you put on your hotdogs?!?
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'll do a Seattle Dog if I have the option.
Chilli and cheese if I have the option
Mustard if I have the option
Kinda depends on what I have on hand and what I'm feeling
Oh yeah or nacho cheese sometimes.
Chilli and cheese if I have the option
Mustard if I have the option
Kinda depends on what I have on hand and what I'm feeling
Oh yeah or nacho cheese sometimes.
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I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.
Shutdown mode
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Shutdown mode
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For anybody who thinks being a U.S. citizen will save them, or that being white will save them, this is a blonde white woman who is a US citizen and the thugs took her too.
Anyway, for the 80 billionth time, stand up for everybody’s rights
Anyway, for the 80 billionth time, stand up for everybody’s rights
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
For anybody who thinks being a U.S. citizen will save them, or that being white will save them, this is a blonde white woman who is a US citizen and the thugs took her too.
Anyway, for the 80 billionth time, stand up for everybody’s rights
Anyway, for the 80 billionth time, stand up for everybody’s rights
Every time I think "You know what? I'm gonna try longer facial hair!" I get one day into it and go "oh no I hate this".
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Every time I think "You know what? I'm gonna try longer facial hair!" I get one day into it and go "oh no I hate this".
Listen, you should NEVER
EVER
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
purchase a Samsung fridge (take it from someone who's had to de-ice one NUMEROUS times)
That being said,
This is another good reason not to.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON A SAMSUNG FRIDGE.
EVER
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
purchase a Samsung fridge (take it from someone who's had to de-ice one NUMEROUS times)
That being said,
This is another good reason not to.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON A SAMSUNG FRIDGE.
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Listen, you should NEVER
EVER
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
purchase a Samsung fridge (take it from someone who's had to de-ice one NUMEROUS times)
That being said,
This is another good reason not to.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON A SAMSUNG FRIDGE.
EVER
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
purchase a Samsung fridge (take it from someone who's had to de-ice one NUMEROUS times)
That being said,
This is another good reason not to.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON A SAMSUNG FRIDGE.
Hello I would like to sign up for one (1) nap plz
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hello I would like to sign up for one (1) nap plz