Space Captain Zemo
@spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
He/Him
Broadcaster
Broadcaster
I honestly don't think I ever finished Rock A Doodle.
To go from "Howdy y'all! We're just a bunch of singin' country farm animals!" to "The ancient horrors have returned. Also, we're taking this small child and transforming him" absolutely terrified me.
I wouldn't dare show it to my kids.
To go from "Howdy y'all! We're just a bunch of singin' country farm animals!" to "The ancient horrors have returned. Also, we're taking this small child and transforming him" absolutely terrified me.
I wouldn't dare show it to my kids.
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I honestly don't think I ever finished Rock A Doodle.
To go from "Howdy y'all! We're just a bunch of singin' country farm animals!" to "The ancient horrors have returned. Also, we're taking this small child and transforming him" absolutely terrified me.
I wouldn't dare show it to my kids.
To go from "Howdy y'all! We're just a bunch of singin' country farm animals!" to "The ancient horrors have returned. Also, we're taking this small child and transforming him" absolutely terrified me.
I wouldn't dare show it to my kids.
This is your yearly reminder that this form of cranberry sauce is peak.
That fancy Martha Stewart recipe? Complete trash.
This here? 'Ol reliable. The Tight End you can count on for a first down, your comfort movie, a Honda Civic on a cold morning.
Zero ego, 100% performance.
That fancy Martha Stewart recipe? Complete trash.
This here? 'Ol reliable. The Tight End you can count on for a first down, your comfort movie, a Honda Civic on a cold morning.
Zero ego, 100% performance.
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This is your yearly reminder that this form of cranberry sauce is peak.
That fancy Martha Stewart recipe? Complete trash.
This here? 'Ol reliable. The Tight End you can count on for a first down, your comfort movie, a Honda Civic on a cold morning.
Zero ego, 100% performance.
That fancy Martha Stewart recipe? Complete trash.
This here? 'Ol reliable. The Tight End you can count on for a first down, your comfort movie, a Honda Civic on a cold morning.
Zero ego, 100% performance.
Huge if true.
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Huge if true.
🤠Cowboys game on
🥩Brisket in a H-E-B tortilla
🥤 Halloween color changing cup with tequila,lime and cherry coke zero
Life ain't bad y'all.
🥩Brisket in a H-E-B tortilla
🥤 Halloween color changing cup with tequila,lime and cherry coke zero
Life ain't bad y'all.
October 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
🤠Cowboys game on
🥩Brisket in a H-E-B tortilla
🥤 Halloween color changing cup with tequila,lime and cherry coke zero
Life ain't bad y'all.
🥩Brisket in a H-E-B tortilla
🥤 Halloween color changing cup with tequila,lime and cherry coke zero
Life ain't bad y'all.
Just realized I've never seen Dr. Cossack from Mega Man 4 and Gordon Freeman from Half-Life in the same room together.
October 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Just realized I've never seen Dr. Cossack from Mega Man 4 and Gordon Freeman from Half-Life in the same room together.
what's it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
what's it like inside your head?
Welp, I turned 40 today.
Part of me never thought I'd get here.
I'm happy. I have a good life, healthy family and the job is pretty slick.
Go me.
(Also, bed head but whatever)
Part of me never thought I'd get here.
I'm happy. I have a good life, healthy family and the job is pretty slick.
Go me.
(Also, bed head but whatever)
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Welp, I turned 40 today.
Part of me never thought I'd get here.
I'm happy. I have a good life, healthy family and the job is pretty slick.
Go me.
(Also, bed head but whatever)
Part of me never thought I'd get here.
I'm happy. I have a good life, healthy family and the job is pretty slick.
Go me.
(Also, bed head but whatever)
Me immediately after walking into a Costco
October 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Me immediately after walking into a Costco
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only.
Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only.
Right answers only.
Trying to make a jack-o'-lantern cornbread to go with dinner tonight.
Didn't want to use *too* much food coloring.
We'll see how it turns out!
Didn't want to use *too* much food coloring.
We'll see how it turns out!
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Trying to make a jack-o'-lantern cornbread to go with dinner tonight.
Didn't want to use *too* much food coloring.
We'll see how it turns out!
Didn't want to use *too* much food coloring.
We'll see how it turns out!
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only.
Absolutely adore the entire sequence.
Every moment of sfx, music and the proceeding lore makes me happy.
Every moment of sfx, music and the proceeding lore makes me happy.
October 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Absolutely adore the entire sequence.
Every moment of sfx, music and the proceeding lore makes me happy.
Every moment of sfx, music and the proceeding lore makes me happy.
There's at least one person who has walked out of there like this
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There's at least one person who has walked out of there like this
No Kings, except this one
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
No Kings, except this one
Women don't like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Women don't like the vehicle
Spider-Man popsicles at work🕷️
October 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Spider-Man popsicles at work🕷️
It's a great sport to get into.
I've been meaning to learn how to keep a baseball scorebook.
100% gonna be that old timer who goes to games just to fill it out.
I've been meaning to learn how to keep a baseball scorebook.
100% gonna be that old timer who goes to games just to fill it out.
October 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's a great sport to get into.
I've been meaning to learn how to keep a baseball scorebook.
100% gonna be that old timer who goes to games just to fill it out.
I've been meaning to learn how to keep a baseball scorebook.
100% gonna be that old timer who goes to games just to fill it out.