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young Pink
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Children’s Benadryl sommelier, hater for hire
Love how low level DnD spells are all like “Glup Shitto’s Blast of Ass” and it does like 2d6 poison then high level spells are called like “rupture” and it does 8d10 piercing
July 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.
January 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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Biden really was the "oh man thats fucked up someone should do something about that" president until the very end
In his farewell address, Biden calls for:

An end to dark money

18 year term limit on Supreme Court Justices and ethics reform

A ban on stock trading in Congress

Amending the Constitution to say no president is immune from crimes committed in office
January 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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classic
January 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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It's my birthday! I am 1 years old today! Officially a full cat!
January 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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David “Boss” Hogg
January 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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reminds me of my replies. I think Bluesky is so new that it’s populated by low level enemies like this. these are 1 HP boars in level one of the video game when all you’re equipped with is a wooden sword
January 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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thinking about a bunny saying ‘im all ears’ that would be funny i think,, they have long ears
January 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Thirsty
January 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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January 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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$1,131,794,901

That's how much Big Oil has spent over the last 30 years paying off Congress to look the other way on climate action while the planet burns.

Well, the planet is burning.
Don't let them look away.
January 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Behaviores Report: 100% goode. Thassrite, 100% goode.
January 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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ok but who is Tom Holland engaged to
January 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I haven’t showered since last year!
January 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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My sweet calico, Katydid, is battling seizures and needs a specialist's help. I can't do this alone. Please consider donating or sharing her story. Every bit helps! ❤🙏 #Cats #CatsOnTwitter #CatsOfX #Caturday

gofund.me/22f8126b
Donate to Help Katydid Overcome Her Seizures, organized by Sam Osgood
Katydid is a sweet 1-year-old calico that I adopted in October. She is completely blind … Sam Osgood needs your support for Help Katydid Overcome Her Seizures
gofund.me
January 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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My sweet calico, Katydid, is battling seizures and needs a specialist's help. I can't do this alone. Please consider donating or sharing her story. Every bit helps! ❤🙏 gofund.me/22f8126b
Donate to Help Katydid Overcome Her Seizures, organized by Sam Osgood
Katydid is a sweet 1-year-old calico that I adopted in October. She is completely blind … Sam Osgood needs your support for Help Katydid Overcome Her Seizures
gofund.me
January 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This is like saying “a dog that barks” yeah they do that
January 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Diehard Overwatch Fan Won’t Even Consider Playing Marvel Rivals Until Porn Comes Out
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Diehard Overwatch Fan Won’t Even Consider Playing Marvel Rivals Until Porn Comes Out
MESA, Ariz. — Devoted Overwatch player Daniel Brooks firmly rejected invitations to play Marvel Rivals as its fandom has not yet generated an adequate amount…
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January 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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January 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM