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me not that kind of orc
you know what. maybe I will get a pickle. I deserve it
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
you know what. maybe I will get a pickle. I deserve it
holy prepuce jerky
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
holy prepuce jerky
bucolic should mean the opposite of what it means. ridiculous
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
bucolic should mean the opposite of what it means. ridiculous
nice try but I’ve already depicted you as the time trapped fool who refused to eat their spiders where as I am the wise 2026 enjoyer who ate their spiders
January 1, 2026 at 6:49 AM
nice try but I’ve already depicted you as the time trapped fool who refused to eat their spiders where as I am the wise 2026 enjoyer who ate their spiders
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
happy new year everyone. I hope you all have resolutions in mind. what better time to implement healthy habits than now. I’m going to start picking scabs more
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
happy new year everyone. I hope you all have resolutions in mind. what better time to implement healthy habits than now. I’m going to start picking scabs more
you don’t understand. my pain is poetic and beautoful
December 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
you don’t understand. my pain is poetic and beautoful
okay. I’m ready to be normal now
December 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
okay. I’m ready to be normal now
posting expert brunette reveal
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
posting expert brunette reveal
having depression in a not very hot sexy cool way is so boring. It needs to be fun
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
having depression in a not very hot sexy cool way is so boring. It needs to be fun
we should start gatekeeping more
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
we should start gatekeeping more
this is my impression of Marge doing an impression of Goofy doing an impression of Napoleon
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
this is my impression of Marge doing an impression of Goofy doing an impression of Napoleon
activating my core with a severe coughing fit. do you feel it in your obliques? that means it’s working
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
activating my core with a severe coughing fit. do you feel it in your obliques? that means it’s working
hearing a lot of electrical sounds today. noticing electrical noises a lot today. I thuink I just threwo up
December 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
hearing a lot of electrical sounds today. noticing electrical noises a lot today. I thuink I just threwo up
I’m too depressed to post good. but if I’m not depressed at all I don’t post good. I need a light, mild depression to post good. all things in moderation
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m too depressed to post good. but if I’m not depressed at all I don’t post good. I need a light, mild depression to post good. all things in moderation
I have to get more normal
December 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I have to get more normal
you named your dog duke? like after the poop?
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
you named your dog duke? like after the poop?
interviewing to be the bell alarm at the local elementary school
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
interviewing to be the bell alarm at the local elementary school
They should make a subscription service that kills you
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
They should make a subscription service that kills you
couldn’t sleep last night so I yassified Erika kirk
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
couldn’t sleep last night so I yassified Erika kirk
tried an inhaler tonight. good shit. do they make flavored ones? I don’t have asthma I just like inhaling
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
tried an inhaler tonight. good shit. do they make flavored ones? I don’t have asthma I just like inhaling
PEMDAS for my nightly medication routine
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
PEMDAS for my nightly medication routine
if I ask what you want for Christmas mid November and you don’t tell me until two weeks before Christmas you’re getting a knuckle sandwich
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
if I ask what you want for Christmas mid November and you don’t tell me until two weeks before Christmas you’re getting a knuckle sandwich