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me not that kind of orc
I’ve spent $6,183 on balatro and I still haven’t won a game
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I’ve spent $6,183 on balatro and I still haven’t won a game
*rapping* who’s woods these are I think I know his house is in the village tho
January 16, 2026 at 3:26 PM
*rapping* who’s woods these are I think I know his house is in the village tho
there are few people in your life who you will cross paths with and be irrevocably changed. you will yearn for them years, decades later. you’ll wonder what they’re up to. you’ll miss hearing their voice. you’ll close your eyes and picture their face but over time the details become muddled-
January 16, 2026 at 2:31 AM
there are few people in your life who you will cross paths with and be irrevocably changed. you will yearn for them years, decades later. you’ll wonder what they’re up to. you’ll miss hearing their voice. you’ll close your eyes and picture their face but over time the details become muddled-
feels so insincere every time I put my jacket and boots on, grab the wood gloves, and take the wheelbarrow over to the lean-to to load up wood. like I’m larping. except I’m not larping. it’s real. but it feels make believe
January 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
feels so insincere every time I put my jacket and boots on, grab the wood gloves, and take the wheelbarrow over to the lean-to to load up wood. like I’m larping. except I’m not larping. it’s real. but it feels make believe
headlights got disconnected somehow so I drove home through the darkest, windiest roads you have ever seen with my hazards intermittently lighting the way with an ominous orange flash. felt like I was low on health in a survival horror game
January 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
headlights got disconnected somehow so I drove home through the darkest, windiest roads you have ever seen with my hazards intermittently lighting the way with an ominous orange flash. felt like I was low on health in a survival horror game
Got a dumb little light for the shower and it has greatly improved the experience. Sometimes you need to trick yourself into pretending you’re at a spa and then when you shower it’s a fun treat and not a horrible thing you must do
January 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Got a dumb little light for the shower and it has greatly improved the experience. Sometimes you need to trick yourself into pretending you’re at a spa and then when you shower it’s a fun treat and not a horrible thing you must do
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I don’t have it in me anymore to post. I have been journaling
January 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I don’t have it in me anymore to post. I have been journaling
you know what. maybe I will get a pickle. I deserve it
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
you know what. maybe I will get a pickle. I deserve it
holy prepuce jerky
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
holy prepuce jerky
bucolic should mean the opposite of what it means. ridiculous
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
bucolic should mean the opposite of what it means. ridiculous
nice try but I’ve already depicted you as the time trapped fool who refused to eat their spiders where as I am the wise 2026 enjoyer who ate their spiders
January 1, 2026 at 6:49 AM
nice try but I’ve already depicted you as the time trapped fool who refused to eat their spiders where as I am the wise 2026 enjoyer who ate their spiders
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
SpongeBob big guy pants okay
happy new year everyone. I hope you all have resolutions in mind. what better time to implement healthy habits than now. I’m going to start picking scabs more
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
happy new year everyone. I hope you all have resolutions in mind. what better time to implement healthy habits than now. I’m going to start picking scabs more
you don’t understand. my pain is poetic and beautoful
December 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
you don’t understand. my pain is poetic and beautoful
okay. I’m ready to be normal now
December 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
okay. I’m ready to be normal now
posting expert brunette reveal
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
posting expert brunette reveal
having depression in a not very hot sexy cool way is so boring. It needs to be fun
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
having depression in a not very hot sexy cool way is so boring. It needs to be fun
we should start gatekeeping more
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
we should start gatekeeping more
this is my impression of Marge doing an impression of Goofy doing an impression of Napoleon
December 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
this is my impression of Marge doing an impression of Goofy doing an impression of Napoleon
activating my core with a severe coughing fit. do you feel it in your obliques? that means it’s working
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
activating my core with a severe coughing fit. do you feel it in your obliques? that means it’s working
hearing a lot of electrical sounds today. noticing electrical noises a lot today. I thuink I just threwo up
December 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
hearing a lot of electrical sounds today. noticing electrical noises a lot today. I thuink I just threwo up
I’m too depressed to post good. but if I’m not depressed at all I don’t post good. I need a light, mild depression to post good. all things in moderation
December 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m too depressed to post good. but if I’m not depressed at all I don’t post good. I need a light, mild depression to post good. all things in moderation