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me not that kind of orc
Ok I guess I wasn’t wearing my engagement ring i usually left it at home when I went to get my nails done but STILL
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Ok I guess I wasn’t wearing my engagement ring i usually left it at home when I went to get my nails done but STILL
my son is so smart and handsome and brave
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
my son is so smart and handsome and brave
had to end the trip early because I got norovirus but one of the COOLEST things about bathrooms in Europe is that almost all of them have built in water fountains. I feel like Europe is notorious for never having water anywhere and charging for it at restaurants but I think that’s a misconception-
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
had to end the trip early because I got norovirus but one of the COOLEST things about bathrooms in Europe is that almost all of them have built in water fountains. I feel like Europe is notorious for never having water anywhere and charging for it at restaurants but I think that’s a misconception-
he’s haunting me
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
he’s haunting me
yor laughing?? I’m hungry and afraid and your laughing
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
yor laughing?? I’m hungry and afraid and your laughing
her tweet was featured in an abc news story about Kellyann Conway’s bowling Greene massacre thing in 2017
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
her tweet was featured in an abc news story about Kellyann Conway’s bowling Greene massacre thing in 2017
check tjis shit out
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
check tjis shit out
IN THE MEDICAL SYSTEM, HORMONAL IMBALANCE OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. ON THE NURX APP, THE DEDICATED DOCTORS WHO PRESCRIBE THESE MEDICATIONS ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS Your Provider Has Sent You A Message.
THESE ARE THEIR PILLS.
THESE ARE THEIR PILLS.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
IN THE MEDICAL SYSTEM, HORMONAL IMBALANCE OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. ON THE NURX APP, THE DEDICATED DOCTORS WHO PRESCRIBE THESE MEDICATIONS ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS Your Provider Has Sent You A Message.
THESE ARE THEIR PILLS.
THESE ARE THEIR PILLS.
and no matter how much moisturizer you use you will always wake up flakey
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
and no matter how much moisturizer you use you will always wake up flakey
I’m glad they address it in Community because it’s a little ridiculous.
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’m glad they address it in Community because it’s a little ridiculous.
NOOOOO THE MOUSE IS THE BAD GUY IM PRETTY SURE!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
NOOOOO THE MOUSE IS THE BAD GUY IM PRETTY SURE!!
I know I’m going to be hungover tomorrow so now I am deciding if it’s More Responsible to cancel my yoga class now so I don’t get charged as a no show or force myself to do hot yoga hungover
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I know I’m going to be hungover tomorrow so now I am deciding if it’s More Responsible to cancel my yoga class now so I don’t get charged as a no show or force myself to do hot yoga hungover
I’m training him to trigger my macros
October 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m training him to trigger my macros
we have to go back
October 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
we have to go back
this is the equivalent of draft posting on bluesky
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
this is the equivalent of draft posting on bluesky
eat the skin you fucking babies
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
eat the skin you fucking babies