Ian Denning
@ian-denning.com
Writer || NY Center for Fiction fellow || Retro games, beer, horror, sci-fi || Dog- and human-dad || NJ and PNW || He/him
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Ian Denning
@ian-denning.com
· Nov 1
Pumped to announce that my novel and I are now represented by Sophia Bark and Sian-Ashleigh Edwards at WME Books! I couldn’t have found a better team to help this novel transform, Sephiroth-style, into its final form and bring it out into the world 🎉
As a person who grew up watching Red Dwarf, it's going to be very hard to not laugh every time I walk into my kitchen and see this toaster my wife picked out
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
As a person who grew up watching Red Dwarf, it's going to be very hard to not laugh every time I walk into my kitchen and see this toaster my wife picked out
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imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
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when the full Olivia Nuzzi book streets Bluesky is going to collectively experience something akin to the ecstasies of the Bacchae
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
when the full Olivia Nuzzi book streets Bluesky is going to collectively experience something akin to the ecstasies of the Bacchae
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homeowners associations are so annoying. what do you mean the incessant noise pollution from lawn care 200 times a week is preferable to growing ecologically beneficial and pretty wild grasses and flowers. shut the fuck up!!!! i hope whoever invented leaf blowers is rotting in hell!!!
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
homeowners associations are so annoying. what do you mean the incessant noise pollution from lawn care 200 times a week is preferable to growing ecologically beneficial and pretty wild grasses and flowers. shut the fuck up!!!! i hope whoever invented leaf blowers is rotting in hell!!!
lol. lmao, even
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
"It’s time we recognize that legal sports betting brings with it effective regulation that protects fans, teams, leagues and sports themselves — and work together to protect and build on that success," Chris Christie writes.
"It’s time we recognize that legal sports betting brings with it effective regulation that protects fans, teams, leagues and sports themselves — and work together to protect and build on that success," Chris Christie writes.
Opinion | Chris Christie: Legal Gambling Is Good for America
Chris Christie argues that regulated betting can strengthen the integrity of sports.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
lol. lmao, even
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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WCW VS. NWO: WORLD TOUR
AKI CORPORATION 1997
N64
AKI CORPORATION 1997
N64
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
WCW VS. NWO: WORLD TOUR
AKI CORPORATION 1997
N64
AKI CORPORATION 1997
N64
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Katie Wilson has been elected Seattle's next mayor
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
Katie Wilson elected Seattle’s next mayor
Wilson took a 1,976-vote lead over Bruce Harrell. With a maximum of 1,320 ballots remaining, it is mathematically impossible for Harrell to catch up.
www.seattletimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Katie Wilson has been elected Seattle's next mayor
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
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Roses are red
I am erect
I am erect
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Roses are red
I am erect
I am erect
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Once more, for old times’ sake
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Once more, for old times’ sake
You love to see it
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You love to see it
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Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.
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oh they're calling NJ for sherrill
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
oh they're calling NJ for sherrill
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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GODZILLA: KAIJUU NO DAISHINGEKI
SIMS CO., LTD. 1995
GAME GEAR
SIMS CO., LTD. 1995
GAME GEAR
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
GODZILLA: KAIJUU NO DAISHINGEKI
SIMS CO., LTD. 1995
GAME GEAR
SIMS CO., LTD. 1995
GAME GEAR
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.