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Ian Denning
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Writer || NY Center for Fiction fellow || Retro games, beer, horror, sci-fi || Dog- and human-dad || NJ and PNW || He/him
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Pumped to announce that my novel and I are now represented by Sophia Bark and Sian-Ashleigh Edwards at WME Books! I couldn’t have found a better team to help this novel transform, Sephiroth-style, into its final form and bring it out into the world 🎉
As a person who grew up watching Red Dwarf, it's going to be very hard to not laugh every time I walk into my kitchen and see this toaster my wife picked out
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
We're living in hell
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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when the full Olivia Nuzzi book streets Bluesky is going to collectively experience something akin to the ecstasies of the Bacchae
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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homeowners associations are so annoying. what do you mean the incessant noise pollution from lawn care 200 times a week is preferable to growing ecologically beneficial and pretty wild grasses and flowers. shut the fuck up!!!! i hope whoever invented leaf blowers is rotting in hell!!!
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
lol. lmao, even
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

"It’s time we recognize that legal sports betting brings with it effective regulation that protects fans, teams, leagues and sports themselves — and work together to protect and build on that success," Chris Christie writes.
Opinion | Chris Christie: Legal Gambling Is Good for America
Chris Christie argues that regulated betting can strengthen the integrity of sports.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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WCW VS. NWO: WORLD TOUR
AKI CORPORATION 1997
N64
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Roses are red
I am erect
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Once more, for old times’ sake
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You love to see it
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Every single county in Virginia shifted Blue.
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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oh they're calling NJ for sherrill
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Incredible
November 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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GODZILLA: KAIJUU NO DAISHINGEKI
SIMS CO., LTD. 1995
GAME GEAR
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM