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Tim
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let the good Tims roll
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I'm a tall man, had long hair & a bead - think grunge rock style. I decided to shave my beard off & shorten my hair when I got a job as a porter in our local hospital, after three people mistook me for Jesus & thought I was there to take them to heaven instead of the next ward.
December 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
a beautiful reflection on what it is to remember one's past
When I was 10 and my brother was 7 we made a small Stonehenge in the garden.
December 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I think I found the original source of the 67 meme
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
hey bsky (@tomreeswilliams.bsky.social)
what's going on here?
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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PITCH: Biblical era Home Alone with Herod going the houses around trying to slay childer but getting caught in all sorts of traps.
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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AI tech bros promising to allow you to talk to a digital simulacrum of your dead relatives as a false comfort during your natural process of grief are, I’m afraid, in contravention of the 1736 Witchcraft Act, the 1951 Fraudulent Mediums Act, and should be hanged. I don’t make the rules.
December 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
good to know some papers think I'm still young
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
can men please just talk to women? this article is insane
If this is the alternative to the manosphere, we are in trouble.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I’ve seen this progression before
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
this is in line with my belief that absolute numbers don't really matter all that much, the ratio between numbers is far more important
This is a crucial point. In the UK, the political debate about “how much should the minimum wage be” has become completely separated from “how many homes are we building”, “what are we doing in tax credits” - in that respect it is like immigration, where we just yell about numbers, uselessly.
In 2013 my monthly take home was about £1000, my rent £200, and I remember turning 25 so well because I could afford to go out without stress and have friends thanks to working tax credits. The vibes, for lots of people, have entirely disappeared.
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I hear it's really easy to leave the country without a passport

just you might not be let in on the other side of that flight
To give the ONS some credit, part of the reason they suck at this is because the British state has decided it's not its job to monitor who leaves the country, for some reason
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
once again hoping for more papper on your ding-dong 🙏
"Sound heap is back on monday - finalist at the new york radio festival 2025, finalist at the british podcast awards 2025, winner of the bbc audio drama award for best sketch show 2022, it’s a brilliant sketch show that makes fun" says Producer Ed Morsh ( @edmorrish.bsky.social )
Well. Here we go, then.
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
you've never seen anything like it www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTC...

(this is a good video btw)
Was Britain's "city of the future" a mistake?
YouTube video by Chris Spargo
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I’ve played enough video games to know that if I find a gun in the woods, it’s a reward for my curiosity and it’s about to make my life a whole lot easier.
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
who needs other people when I can simply ask gemini "how i get rich"
Wow. Just wow.

"Students pay premium prices for information that AI now delivers instantly and for free. A business student can ask ChatGPT to explain supply chain optimization or generate market analysis in seconds. The traditional lecture-and-test model faces its Blockbuster moment."
When Knowledge is Free, What are Professors For?
Higher Education Must Stop Competing with AI on Information and Start Teaching What Machines Can’t Do
www.forbes.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
2001
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Second sighting of an A4 steam locomotive this year!
October 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Around this time of year, brits will wear ‘poppies’ out of deep respect for the international heroin trade
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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people need to practice saying these words in the mirror over and over until they realise they are only ways to describe the things people say and do. they act like you're not allowed to call someone a 'bigot' before 9pm, like there's a watershed for the protection of minortised ppl or something
October 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I attended a debate club once as a teenager and lost. it ranks as one of my proudest achievements
of all the dumb shit that sucks these days, the dumbest and pettiest shit that sucks is the way people fetishize debate. i would like to revert to the old roughly agreed-upon cultural understanding that debate club is for boring friendless nerds
September 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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SILENT HILL f
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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GIRLFRIEND: Um...I don't know. I think this relationship is going too fast.

ME: *sitting on my racecar bed* Lol Sharon, it doesn't actually move.
September 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM