Jeremy Strong’s outfit is a tribute to Kid Spearmint, a hip-hop pioneer I just made up

Me: I cleared the table for dessert.

Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?

Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!

Her: What…Why???

Me: You have to let them linger.

Could not be more obsessed with my Thanksgiving nails 🤎🧡

Family includes everyone! ❤️

audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.
audiobooks count as reading.

Favorite question I got from a New York 3rd grader yesterday was “I have heard that colossal squid are like football linebackers, and giant squid are like basketball players, is this true?” And I said yes.

(Colossal squid are really wide/generally big, and giant squid are tall and skinny)

This week was a month.

no one talk to me until ive had my morning bowl of chicken alfredo

Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

this gotta be apple's best feature