I am Erk🍁🪿
i-am-erk.bsky.social
I am Erk🍁🪿
@i-am-erk.bsky.social
Dad of two queer kids, mediocre storyteller, painter of small toys, medical guy, elder millenial Canuck. It's possible I'm the best DM, you can't prove otherwise. I generally like the world and I just wish it would do better, you know?

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Gonna try an intro.

I write sf/fantasy/apocalyptic novels for myself and my family, but I've been thinking of making them more public, and this is a good place to learn about that and meet other writers.

I also post a lot about politics. I don't want to. I am just a very easily sniped socialist.
I told you we’d be back
June 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
hey @themountaingoats.bsky.social just found Amy aka Spent Gladiator 1, and it made my night last night. Cheers.
June 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My 9yo reading Wintersmith, as Tiffany shouts "do *not* touch me" at a godlike elemental force trying to romance her: "yeah, those are some good boundaries!"

Doing OK with this one.

#discworld #GNUTerryPratchett
June 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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ATTENTION MECHWARRIORS!

WE ARE NOW TAKING SUBMISSIONS FOR ISSUE #2 OF PIRATE POINT!

Send us your flash fiction! Send us your minis! Send us the doodles in your notebook! Send us centerfolds of mechs in risque poses! Sweet Kerensky we need those 💦

Deadline is August 1st!

#battletech
PIRATE POINT: ISSUE #2 SUBMISSIONS
PIRATE POINT: ISSUE #2 SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN! WHAT IS PIRATE POINT? We are a creative punk fanzine centered around the LGBTQA+ Battletech community, launched in March 2025 to provide a record for fans ...
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May 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I think the more telling thing about the "woke pope" is that he's pretty rampantly anti-gay and anti-women, but he happens to have a few progressive opinions about immigration and climate change, so the alt-right hate him and think he's marxist. Typical.
May 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My price to the family for all the hard work I've been doing on the house lately: I have required them to play a game of MTG with me this morning and nobody is allowed to complain about anybody's deck choice.
May 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is a classic example of why hard-line pro-democrat people aren't able to be effective against maga. They're fundamentally in agreement with maga policies.
May 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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it is very clear, which is how we know that when any entity doesn't resist, it's because they don't want to
Stand up to him, get rewarded. Try to placate, he'll just demand more. The way is clear
May 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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22.) Sir Gawain and the Green Knight by Anonymous. A heroic knight tries to be a good Christian before the terrible power of a poly couple. That's a good description; I have an English degree.
May 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Icked.
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:

POLLO 13
May 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
We all already know this but journalists love to post sensationalised articles about things we already know. Let's get someone on this.
they should release a report about how transgender people are cool
May 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Cellular confusion 😄
May 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
World's doomed, build a deathmobile. #cataclysmdda
May 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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I get the social media pull towards seemingly inconsequential debates.

But food is super personal. Food is culture, family, relationships. It's a thing some people struggle with a lot in various ways, and judgement about food is a vehicle for bigotry.

We should treat our friends with compassion.
I'm not joking when I say I'm not here for food styles hate. "All styles of pizza are valid" is not an invitation for anyone to chime in with "except this one" or "well this kind isn't pizza." You are wrong. You are also being rude. Go away and reconsider your choices.
April 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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in the sense that i was born before my parents got married, yes
April 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Ally Carter always says that if people love ice cream sandwiches Hollywood will conclude people love wafers and serve them nothing but… however as a lover of both sincere media celebrating art and vampires… this is nothing but wins for me.
the lesson execs should learn from sinners: people want ambitious, original, extremely hot movies with something to say

the lesson they will learn, probably: people want 𝔳𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢
May 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I hate that we are being mined for attention when all we want is to make connections and share creativity. I don't want to be sold anything! I'm broke! I'm tired! I don't want the endless scroll or AI slop! I want the decentralization of socialization, both online and offline.
April 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Struggling a lot with ennui today. Canada slowed the encroaching con/fascist rise for now, at the cost of sacrificing the people that were doing anything to fight them. My neighbours and colleagues are spouting ridiculous right-wing propaganda. We're burning the left wing to try to buy time,
April 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is why I joined the SCA, John! @scasocial.bsky.social
People say to dress your age. Well I’m middle aged, so...
April 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have no idea how im going to be able to read Shepherds Crown aloud. I already struggle through the last 1/4 of any Tiffany Aching book because I'm such a softy, but TSC is also so loaded with deep feelings that I suspect I'll just weep through the whole dang thing. #GNUTerryPratchett #BookSky
April 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social wtf man you're in poker face lol! What a great surprise.
April 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Also may as well shout-out ONE MESSAGE REMAINS, out from @psychopomp.com !

Four stories of resistance, family, myth, and hope. (And bone-gallows? And a stage made out of gears. And blowing up train tracks.)

psychopomp.com/one-message-...
April 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Perfect analogy, thanks Mitildide
Is MasterCard a queer ally? Is this TV show my friend?
“Can ChatGPT experience joy or suffering? Does Gemini deserve human rights?” our tech columnist asks. “Many A.I. experts I know would say no, not yet, not even close. But I was intrigued.”
April 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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It's Friday.

Here's a photo of the Great Hall looking fabulous in celebration.

A round of applause for @fotofacade.bsky.social
who has captured it perfectly. 👏
April 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM