I am Erk🍁🪿
@i-am-erk.bsky.social
Dad of two queer kids, mediocre storyteller, painter of small toys, medical guy, elder millenial Canuck. It's possible I'm the best DM, you can't prove otherwise. I generally like the world and I just wish it would do better, you know?
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Haha yes exactly. Good one to keep in pocket for a new type of moron we apparently need to be prepared for.
October 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Haha yes exactly. Good one to keep in pocket for a new type of moron we apparently need to be prepared for.
So if i call my car a "piece of shit" it is OK, but if i start calling it a "rackback wheelfooted piece of shit" I am a racist?
October 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
So if i call my car a "piece of shit" it is OK, but if i start calling it a "rackback wheelfooted piece of shit" I am a racist?
haha yeah hulks spawning earlier than expected has been a pet peeve of mine for years. we've got that glitch happening again right now. it never seems to die
July 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
haha yeah hulks spawning earlier than expected has been a pet peeve of mine for years. we've got that glitch happening again right now. it never seems to die
You should not forget the shady zombies! They've jumpscared me so many times.
July 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You should not forget the shady zombies! They've jumpscared me so many times.
I need to get around to adding some freakier shady zombies some time too.
July 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I need to get around to adding some freakier shady zombies some time too.
Night is saf*er* in DDA but it definitely has drawbacks
July 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Night is saf*er* in DDA but it definitely has drawbacks
Liberals in America still believe things are going to work according to the law. Most of them are white, cishet people for whom that will largely be true. They don't give a shit, and never have.
July 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Liberals in America still believe things are going to work according to the law. Most of them are white, cishet people for whom that will largely be true. They don't give a shit, and never have.
That's a good point actually. Maybe I should just get a retro clamshell phone and keep a laptop on hand like in 2008.
June 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
That's a good point actually. Maybe I should just get a retro clamshell phone and keep a laptop on hand like in 2008.
Fuck. I need to install a new OS I think
June 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Fuck. I need to install a new OS I think
Holy shit you met Ryan North!
June 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Holy shit you met Ryan North!
Yeah. I was home schooled for a few years because my school did nothing to intervene in the increasingly violent bullying against me. Once I could move to another school I did. It probably saved me from a lot of trauma-based illness.
June 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Yeah. I was home schooled for a few years because my school did nothing to intervene in the increasingly violent bullying against me. Once I could move to another school I did. It probably saved me from a lot of trauma-based illness.
I'm just sad to learn nick frost is actually a shithead. I had a lot of respect for him.
June 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I'm just sad to learn nick frost is actually a shithead. I had a lot of respect for him.
To be... Mildly fair? I think those three tropes specifically are ones that are easy to fall into less by intent and more through laziness. They're so deeply ingrained culturally that they can sneak in without warning.
That doesn't excuse them though.
That doesn't excuse them though.
June 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
To be... Mildly fair? I think those three tropes specifically are ones that are easy to fall into less by intent and more through laziness. They're so deeply ingrained culturally that they can sneak in without warning.
That doesn't excuse them though.
That doesn't excuse them though.
Played microscope with the kids, designed a timeline where humans and aliens fight a cold war over FTL and communism wins.
June 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Played microscope with the kids, designed a timeline where humans and aliens fight a cold war over FTL and communism wins.
What, like they turned on gaetz?
Why do Americans *still* make this mistake? They will not follow rules of decency. They consider it a sign of strength that their leadership ignores the rules. The king is above the law. Stop falling for it.
Why do Americans *still* make this mistake? They will not follow rules of decency. They consider it a sign of strength that their leadership ignores the rules. The king is above the law. Stop falling for it.
June 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
What, like they turned on gaetz?
Why do Americans *still* make this mistake? They will not follow rules of decency. They consider it a sign of strength that their leadership ignores the rules. The king is above the law. Stop falling for it.
Why do Americans *still* make this mistake? They will not follow rules of decency. They consider it a sign of strength that their leadership ignores the rules. The king is above the law. Stop falling for it.
It's really excellent and I'm surprised it isn't a bigger part of modern pop culture throwbacks
June 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's really excellent and I'm surprised it isn't a bigger part of modern pop culture throwbacks
Am a biologist, humans are a tube
June 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Am a biologist, humans are a tube
You write it, I'll read it, man.
June 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
You write it, I'll read it, man.
I no longer have to pretend I only ironically like Call Me Maybe. I'm old and nonbinary. I can enjoy what I want.
June 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I no longer have to pretend I only ironically like Call Me Maybe. I'm old and nonbinary. I can enjoy what I want.
For me that has, oddly, manifested in listening to more bubblegum pop I'd have been ashamed of not that long ago.
June 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
For me that has, oddly, manifested in listening to more bubblegum pop I'd have been ashamed of not that long ago.