Hyper
@hyper-ftp.bsky.social
Minneapolis 20 something, anarchaqueer, mayor disliker, they/them 🏳️⚧️🏴
(Immaculate) thoughts and (answered) prayers
September 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
(Immaculate) thoughts and (answered) prayers
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Sometimes the universe gives you a moment
September 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Sometimes the universe gives you a moment
My headcanon is abrahamic god is just some immortal being suffering from omnipotence because he just hears everyone suffering forever. He tried to just get rid of it all once but Satan accidentally put the wrong number in the signal chat and some asshat made an ark and survived.
August 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My headcanon is abrahamic god is just some immortal being suffering from omnipotence because he just hears everyone suffering forever. He tried to just get rid of it all once but Satan accidentally put the wrong number in the signal chat and some asshat made an ark and survived.
Hating on a man for 7 years and he just did some fucked up shit and I'm feeling so justified rn
July 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hating on a man for 7 years and he just did some fucked up shit and I'm feeling so justified rn
It's wild seeing the "get off that screen you're addicted" parents turn into the "I need to spend 30 seconds fixing carplay on the freeway" drivers
June 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It's wild seeing the "get off that screen you're addicted" parents turn into the "I need to spend 30 seconds fixing carplay on the freeway" drivers
It's so funny when shuffle mashes a perfect outro and intro together
"Push the weak around! They like to push the weak around!"
"Damn, that hurt!"
"Push the weak around! They like to push the weak around!"
"Damn, that hurt!"
March 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's so funny when shuffle mashes a perfect outro and intro together
"Push the weak around! They like to push the weak around!"
"Damn, that hurt!"
"Push the weak around! They like to push the weak around!"
"Damn, that hurt!"
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hey @amyklobuchar.com what the actual fuck
Amy Klobuchar, Cory Booker, Tammy Baldwin, Jon Ossoff and John Hickenlooper applause but still sit when Trump mentions Melania's focus on children.
March 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
hey @amyklobuchar.com what the actual fuck
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CHROMAKOOOOOPIA CHROMAKOOOOOPIA CHROMAKOOOOOPIA CHROMAKOOOOOPIA
February 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
CHROMAKOOOOOPIA CHROMAKOOOOOPIA CHROMAKOOOOOPIA CHROMAKOOOOOPIA
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i have not updated this in many months but: go.bsky.app/DdAVgKi
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i have not updated this in many months but: go.bsky.app/DdAVgKi
My dad: "Minneapolis drivers can't drive and the police aren't allowed to get them off the road"
Meanwhile, he runs a left at a stop sign and would have run 2 reds if I wasn't paying attention for him
Meanwhile, he runs a left at a stop sign and would have run 2 reds if I wasn't paying attention for him
January 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My dad: "Minneapolis drivers can't drive and the police aren't allowed to get them off the road"
Meanwhile, he runs a left at a stop sign and would have run 2 reds if I wasn't paying attention for him
Meanwhile, he runs a left at a stop sign and would have run 2 reds if I wasn't paying attention for him
NFL ain't even pretending they don't fix games huh
January 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
NFL ain't even pretending they don't fix games huh
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Here's Chad, a cat who insists on being passed around the room in a basket so that everyone gets a few pets in.
January 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Here's Chad, a cat who insists on being passed around the room in a basket so that everyone gets a few pets in.
Me: I wonder why so many English people are named John since there isn't one in the Bible
Friend: bruh tell me ur kidding
Me: *thinks really hard about catholic school from 15 years ago*
"Oh yeah he wrote like 1/4 of the Jesus arc"
Friend: bruh tell me ur kidding
Me: *thinks really hard about catholic school from 15 years ago*
"Oh yeah he wrote like 1/4 of the Jesus arc"
January 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Me: I wonder why so many English people are named John since there isn't one in the Bible
Friend: bruh tell me ur kidding
Me: *thinks really hard about catholic school from 15 years ago*
"Oh yeah he wrote like 1/4 of the Jesus arc"
Friend: bruh tell me ur kidding
Me: *thinks really hard about catholic school from 15 years ago*
"Oh yeah he wrote like 1/4 of the Jesus arc"
I am waaaaaay too high to use a knife safety but that half a block of habanero jack was worth it
December 31, 2024 at 9:46 AM
I am waaaaaay too high to use a knife safety but that half a block of habanero jack was worth it
Did anyone do any research on the Washington county sheriff that got in a drunk driving crash last month? Just looked it up to see if anything more came out of it and apparently they covered up the 5 injured kids 🙃
November 28, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Did anyone do any research on the Washington county sheriff that got in a drunk driving crash last month? Just looked it up to see if anything more came out of it and apparently they covered up the 5 injured kids 🙃
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your bsky is skilled at 4 things
•wake up
•grab a brush and put on a little makeup
•hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
•leave the keys upon the table
•wake up
•grab a brush and put on a little makeup
•hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
•leave the keys upon the table
your Garak is skilled at 4 things:
• Park that car
• Drop that phone
• Sleep on the floor
• Dream about me
• Park that car
• Drop that phone
• Sleep on the floor
• Dream about me
your willow is skilled at 4 things:
• saying weird and gross (funny?) things on line
• making music only often enough to be able to call herself "a musician"
• liking your posts
• thinking about her
• saying weird and gross (funny?) things on line
• making music only often enough to be able to call herself "a musician"
• liking your posts
• thinking about her
November 22, 2024 at 11:34 PM
your bsky is skilled at 4 things
•wake up
•grab a brush and put on a little makeup
•hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
•leave the keys upon the table
•wake up
•grab a brush and put on a little makeup
•hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
•leave the keys upon the table
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This is TOMORROW morning, Minneapolis!
Some notes:
– It's just a preliminary hearing
– folks encouraged to show up at 8:45 so the family feels supported on their way in, & then folks can either plan to just see the family into the courtroom OR...
Some notes:
– It's just a preliminary hearing
– folks encouraged to show up at 8:45 so the family feels supported on their way in, & then folks can either plan to just see the family into the courtroom OR...
MINNEAPOLIS / TWIN CITIES
📢‼️Call to Action‼️📢
Gabrielle Stillday —sister of murdered 2S/trans woman Savannah Williams (Stillday)— would like us to get
✨as many people as possible✨
to Hennepin Co courthouse on
➡️TUES Jan 9 @ ~ 8:45am⬅️
for the murderer's hearing.
Hearing scheduled for 9am.
🖤🏳️⚧️
📢‼️Call to Action‼️📢
Gabrielle Stillday —sister of murdered 2S/trans woman Savannah Williams (Stillday)— would like us to get
✨as many people as possible✨
to Hennepin Co courthouse on
➡️TUES Jan 9 @ ~ 8:45am⬅️
for the murderer's hearing.
Hearing scheduled for 9am.
🖤🏳️⚧️
January 8, 2024 at 6:31 PM
This is TOMORROW morning, Minneapolis!
Some notes:
– It's just a preliminary hearing
– folks encouraged to show up at 8:45 so the family feels supported on their way in, & then folks can either plan to just see the family into the courtroom OR...
Some notes:
– It's just a preliminary hearing
– folks encouraged to show up at 8:45 so the family feels supported on their way in, & then folks can either plan to just see the family into the courtroom OR...
has the city sent out the trash pickup schedules for 2024 yet? haven't seen one in the mail yet and I usually leave it up next to the kitchen calendar.
January 1, 2024 at 2:06 AM
has the city sent out the trash pickup schedules for 2024 yet? haven't seen one in the mail yet and I usually leave it up next to the kitchen calendar.
Using men's bathrooms for over two decades has made me lose all faith in men. A concerning number of yall don't know how to flush or how to wash hands.
December 29, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Using men's bathrooms for over two decades has made me lose all faith in men. A concerning number of yall don't know how to flush or how to wash hands.
Is arson legally justified if it was for the purpose of removing a mouse? I hate these things.
December 2, 2023 at 2:27 AM
Is arson legally justified if it was for the purpose of removing a mouse? I hate these things.