Tim
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The year? 2045.
“For the twentieth time since it was unveiled after a 2023 referendum, a City Council race had ended in a “Vogel.” This is the euphemism for an election result where one candidate loses the election even though they win their ward.”
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“For the twentieth time since it was unveiled after a 2023 referendum, a City Council race had ended in a “Vogel.” This is the euphemism for an election result where one candidate loses the election even though they win their ward.”
MORE: columbusunderground.com/next-redesig...
NEXT: Redesigning Columbus City Council - Columbus Underground
November 8, 2045 — For the twentieth time since it was unveiled after a 2023 referendum, a City Council race had ended in a “Vogel.”
columbusunderground.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The year? 2045.
“For the twentieth time since it was unveiled after a 2023 referendum, a City Council race had ended in a “Vogel.” This is the euphemism for an election result where one candidate loses the election even though they win their ward.”
MORE: columbusunderground.com/next-redesig...
“For the twentieth time since it was unveiled after a 2023 referendum, a City Council race had ended in a “Vogel.” This is the euphemism for an election result where one candidate loses the election even though they win their ward.”
MORE: columbusunderground.com/next-redesig...
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"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
“In the wake of votes by a handful of key Democrats, led by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, to pass a GOP-led continuing resolution funding f...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/sen...
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This is the cutest photo of a dog that has ever been taken and I refuse to accept any challengers
September 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This is the cutest photo of a dog that has ever been taken and I refuse to accept any challengers
If all this ends up with Seth Meyers leading the revolution I think I will explode
September 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If all this ends up with Seth Meyers leading the revolution I think I will explode
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What if we kissed 😳 on the ska bed
September 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What if we kissed 😳 on the ska bed
I feel like half of adult life is just me responding to this
August 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I feel like half of adult life is just me responding to this
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Anthony Kiedis from Ohio: buh buh buh buh buh buh Buckeyes dip a dip a dip a dip Kroeger’s
August 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Anthony Kiedis from Ohio: buh buh buh buh buh buh Buckeyes dip a dip a dip a dip Kroeger’s
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damn this age is gilded af
August 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
damn this age is gilded af
¿Jodie Comer?¡Sí, por favor!
August 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
¿Jodie Comer?¡Sí, por favor!
All these lib-news bot followers I’m getting are making me miss the sexy lonely babe bot followers of yore
July 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
All these lib-news bot followers I’m getting are making me miss the sexy lonely babe bot followers of yore
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At the doctors earlier, having already established I was there for a new anti-anxiety script:
Nurse, taking my pulse: are you nervous?
Me: usually
Nurse, taking my pulse: are you nervous?
Me: usually
June 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
At the doctors earlier, having already established I was there for a new anti-anxiety script:
Nurse, taking my pulse: are you nervous?
Me: usually
Nurse, taking my pulse: are you nervous?
Me: usually
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me: Sometimes if you call a toad a frog, people will try to correct you. They'll say it's a toad, not a frog, but a toad is really an informal term. Taxonomically it's a species of frog
the guard in my re-education camp: Your production rate is falling. Please sew your American flag faster
the guard in my re-education camp: Your production rate is falling. Please sew your American flag faster
June 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
me: Sometimes if you call a toad a frog, people will try to correct you. They'll say it's a toad, not a frog, but a toad is really an informal term. Taxonomically it's a species of frog
the guard in my re-education camp: Your production rate is falling. Please sew your American flag faster
the guard in my re-education camp: Your production rate is falling. Please sew your American flag faster
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IMAGINE YOU’RE ON AN ELEVATOR AND A GUY STARTS PLAYING MUSIC FULL VOLUME ON HIS PHONE AND THEN DROPS HIS PHONE AND BENDING OVER AND PUTTING HIS BUTT ON YOU BY ACCIDENT AND SAYING “FUCK SORRY SORRY LET ME JUST GET THERE SORRY” AND THE WHOLE TIME ITS THIS MUSIC
May 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
IMAGINE YOU’RE ON AN ELEVATOR AND A GUY STARTS PLAYING MUSIC FULL VOLUME ON HIS PHONE AND THEN DROPS HIS PHONE AND BENDING OVER AND PUTTING HIS BUTT ON YOU BY ACCIDENT AND SAYING “FUCK SORRY SORRY LET ME JUST GET THERE SORRY” AND THE WHOLE TIME ITS THIS MUSIC
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Coffee enemas be like “butt first, coffee”
May 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Coffee enemas be like “butt first, coffee”
A good name for a zany Indian restaurant: Naansense. The waiters are all wacky little guys who wear googly eye novelty glasses, and they all play mischievous pranks on unsuspecting guests. Somebody should get on making this a reality
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A good name for a zany Indian restaurant: Naansense. The waiters are all wacky little guys who wear googly eye novelty glasses, and they all play mischievous pranks on unsuspecting guests. Somebody should get on making this a reality
If you want to expedite your descent into madness, read the replies to this
Kudos to whoever in the Dodgers organization thought this one up. My daughter loves it
April 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If you want to expedite your descent into madness, read the replies to this