Tequila the Hun
@humanssister.bsky.social
Immigration lawyer, political theory, public transit. I’m not funny.
“Well that wasn’t on my 2025 bingo ca—“ shut up. You don’t have a bingo card. Do you even bingo
January 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“Well that wasn’t on my 2025 bingo ca—“ shut up. You don’t have a bingo card. Do you even bingo
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Kyle Rittenhouse is allowed to get away with murder. Daniel Penny is allowed to get away with murder. Cops get away with murder all the time. The people pearl clutching about this CEO killing are really concerned with who was killed, not the act of killing.
December 10, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Kyle Rittenhouse is allowed to get away with murder. Daniel Penny is allowed to get away with murder. Cops get away with murder all the time. The people pearl clutching about this CEO killing are really concerned with who was killed, not the act of killing.
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I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
December 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I’ve been sober over a year now and i’ve discovered that eating a fucked up meal at 4 AM is just a genuine interest of mine
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We shouldn’t accept that a CEO killer must get a national manhunt when cops don’t solve most murders at all. A migrant teenager was just murdered in NYC, cops just killed a guy here — the lives of these other people are worth just as much as that CEO.
December 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
We shouldn’t accept that a CEO killer must get a national manhunt when cops don’t solve most murders at all. A migrant teenager was just murdered in NYC, cops just killed a guy here — the lives of these other people are worth just as much as that CEO.
He been gone, I coulda told you that
Police believe the suspected gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO has left New York City.
December 7, 2024 at 1:36 AM
He been gone, I coulda told you that
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a nighttime coffee could fix me
December 7, 2024 at 1:24 AM
a nighttime coffee could fix me
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When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.
-Proverbs 11:10
-Proverbs 11:10
December 7, 2024 at 12:05 AM
When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.
-Proverbs 11:10
-Proverbs 11:10
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An annual reminder that as we wait in line at stores and watch shithead people aggro at minimum wage retail employees, you can be the worst part of that aggro person's day by humiliating them for acting out like a child in a public store and save a retail worker's faith in humanity in the process.
December 6, 2024 at 2:50 PM
An annual reminder that as we wait in line at stores and watch shithead people aggro at minimum wage retail employees, you can be the worst part of that aggro person's day by humiliating them for acting out like a child in a public store and save a retail worker's faith in humanity in the process.
I’d say no—but definitely fair to judge her by WHY she voted that way.
December 6, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I’d say no—but definitely fair to judge her by WHY she voted that way.
Devastated to learn that being A Runner involves running. Every day even
December 4, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Devastated to learn that being A Runner involves running. Every day even
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I’m still unlearning the hollow virtue of liberalism. A lot of it comes down to really simple, everyday contradictions, “nice but not kind”, such as in this photo.
December 1, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I’m still unlearning the hollow virtue of liberalism. A lot of it comes down to really simple, everyday contradictions, “nice but not kind”, such as in this photo.
“So many people” = maybe 11 I think
So many people following me now but I’ve already skeeted all my good ideas, what to do
November 28, 2024 at 7:43 PM
“So many people” = maybe 11 I think
So many people following me now but I’ve already skeeted all my good ideas, what to do
November 28, 2024 at 7:41 PM
So many people following me now but I’ve already skeeted all my good ideas, what to do
I tried this and it was actually worse than the politics
November 27, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I tried this and it was actually worse than the politics
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Polyamorous? But you hate everyone!
November 27, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Polyamorous? But you hate everyone!
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i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
November 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
i think Drake’s only option at this point is try to appeal to Liz Cheney
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I love Indiana, I was just offered a lime with my Stella because I had just asked for one with my tequila
November 23, 2024 at 4:53 AM
I love Indiana, I was just offered a lime with my Stella because I had just asked for one with my tequila
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I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
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and is there a mrs hat man
November 21, 2024 at 1:59 PM
and is there a mrs hat man