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Novice Human (he/him)
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Still practicing.
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June 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Love this. Sending love and power to the L.A. activists.
June 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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BREAKING: Top Chinese officials say Trump has been calling them a dozen times every day to beg for a trade deal, and they put him on hold while playing audio of Obama speeches until he hangs up.
April 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Marriott’s CEO said it straight: “We welcome all… we create opportunities for all… that’s who we are as a company.”

He went back to his hotel to find 40K emails from Marriott associates worldwide saying “thank you.”

Plenty of CEOs talk. Capuano showed up.

Marriott still has my business.
April 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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🧵The authoritarian Missouri GOP is at it again. The MO House is debating HJR 73, which would put abortion BACK on the ballot (with deceptive language) in an attempt to overturn Amendment 3. This egregious bill would undo the will of 1,538,659 voters. #MoLeg
April 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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*cough laughs*
April 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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We have truly entered the Age of Onanocracy*.

(*Government by w#nkers)
March 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:
March 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS
March 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions
March 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Sign of the day…
March 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Never back down, never go along with authoritarians.
March 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
March 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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official petition to add one more letter to Costco so I can better sing it to H-O-T-T-O-G-O. I suggest Costoco but I am not picky
March 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.”

A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.
February 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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This feels so relevant right now.
February 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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so special ed programs are getting gutted because their internal documentation used the term "transition" when talking about helping disabled kids enter the working world. they're literally striking at that word wherever they see it.
the richest man in the world has decided that your kids don't deserve special education programs
February 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM