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@hrhanastasia.bsky.social
🏈 eagles
🏒 sens
💕 kale
🏒 sens
💕 kale
Used my witchy powers for that Sens win, you’re welcome
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Used my witchy powers for that Sens win, you’re welcome
Just had the best sex of my life in my best friend’s guest room
October 26, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Just had the best sex of my life in my best friend’s guest room
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saying "hell yeah brother" to my boyfriend as he nuts inside of me
October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
saying "hell yeah brother" to my boyfriend as he nuts inside of me
Take a shot every time the broadcasters say “shooter’s mentality”
October 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Take a shot every time the broadcasters say “shooter’s mentality”
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EVERYBODY KNOWS I LOVE DP
October 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
EVERYBODY KNOWS I LOVE DP
Shane Pinto for president or whatever
October 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Shane Pinto for president or whatever
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The Buffalo Sabres, the Ottawa Senators ultimate kryptonite.
October 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Buffalo Sabres, the Ottawa Senators ultimate kryptonite.
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No thoughts behind Shane Pinto’s eyes
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
No thoughts behind Shane Pinto’s eyes
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im hoping one day the sens will be normal
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
im hoping one day the sens will be normal
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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I’m enjoying this Sens game way more than the Eagles game and I never thought I would say that
October 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I’m enjoying this Sens game way more than the Eagles game and I never thought I would say that
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In the old days you sought to earn the favor of the aged prophet Lee Corso, who might declare your deeds unworthy and adorn himself in the form of your enemies, calling down judgment from within your walls. Now you get coddled by Pat McAfee or the Barstool man, who speak loudly but fear the truth
September 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
In the old days you sought to earn the favor of the aged prophet Lee Corso, who might declare your deeds unworthy and adorn himself in the form of your enemies, calling down judgment from within your walls. Now you get coddled by Pat McAfee or the Barstool man, who speak loudly but fear the truth
Starting to question if I do in fact curse any sports team I root for
September 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Starting to question if I do in fact curse any sports team I root for
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When the 7th replay showed the spittle in detail, that was when football season truly started
September 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
When the 7th replay showed the spittle in detail, that was when football season truly started
Welp. That happened.
September 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Welp. That happened.
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This NFL season already off to a very normal start
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This NFL season already off to a very normal start
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What a profoundly stupid way to start the NFL season
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What a profoundly stupid way to start the NFL season
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Third base is reading in bed together.
September 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Third base is reading in bed together.
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Bring back union work to Wichita
This Labor Day I am celebrating the workers at the Coleman plant in Wichita, Kansas, making these two identical coolers in 1990 and 1994 that are in perfect shape today, workers who have been fighting for union representation since it was stripped from them in 1989.
September 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Bring back union work to Wichita
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Just finished part one of Lincoln’s Melancholy: How Depression Challenged a President and Fueled His Greatness by Joshua Wolf Shenk and I can’t speak highly enough of this book. This book needs to be put in the hands of every American man.
May 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just finished part one of Lincoln’s Melancholy: How Depression Challenged a President and Fueled His Greatness by Joshua Wolf Shenk and I can’t speak highly enough of this book. This book needs to be put in the hands of every American man.